We don't care if her zany website will resize our browser: Lilli Paasikivi is not only a cool (literally) mezzo who has worked with some of the top conductors out there (Chailly, Salonen, Ashkenazy, Paavo Jarvi, Michael Tilson Thomas) and one Finnish MILF: she also owns the personal website with the wackiest photo/tagline possibly ever. Lilli herself -- blissfully without makeup -- explains the genesis of her crazy website front page: