With news of the short-term transfer of Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder David Beckham to AC Milan in January, we're psyched. Dailymail prepared a tongue-in-cheek guide for Bex, and we're linking it. Definitely -- because they included a gigantic picture of Alagna in front of la Scala when the freshly-terminated tenor returned on December 14, 2007 to snap pictures and sing, 'Addio fiorito asil, di letizia e d'amor,' from Madama Butterfly. OMG I'M HAVING A ~~FLASHBACK~~ can u stand it?
For some reason, David Beckham's sponsors thought that, after losing at American soccer with his LA team and losing at European soccer with his England national team, what he really needed was a trip at the other end of the planet in order to have his picture taken while juggling a soccer ball, seal-like, in front of one of the most famous opera houses in the world.
He still looks pretty hawt despite his grayish complexion and chin stubble -- he has more hair there than in the rest of his body put together, top of the head included -- but that golden-stripes-on-navy pajama top really has got to go.
What's more, he'd probably lose at the opera, too!