We're talking about Barenboim and Harding. Italy's in a hard-up crisis but ex-husband of Katia Ricciarelli, Pippo Baudo, has managed to scare up funds and will f**k up another late Italian winter with his pointless, culturally-anemic Festival di Sanremo, an embarrassing extravaganza of bad Italian television at its very worst where classical music swag is injected by softcore opera crossovers and misguided-but-legit stars who belt out canned karaoke Nessun Dormas to the sedated crowds, which is why we're baffled to hear that Daniel Barenboim and Daniel Harding will join in this year's circus.