Because the good Lawd only knows how Josh Groban teleported to my Granddaddy's house in Palm Beach, raided his closet, and took his favorite gray sweater. Magic man.
Josh was paparazzi-snapped on August 30th at the 2nd Annual Outside Lands Music & Arts Festival, an open-air music festival held in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park, which is actually a flimsy excuse for a bunch of college kids to litter, loiter, and do lots of drugs while blazing to bands that we all thought were long defunct.
Josh, Grampy called and he said he left a handful of liquorice allsorts in the left pocket, and if you dare touch them he'll beat you with his ivory cane. He's a very important man in the Palm Beach Contract Bridge League and he will not stand for chicanery.