Remember that silly controversy from last year, when German Chancellor Angela Merkel showed some healthy cleavage at the opera in Oslo and the German press went totally nuts because, apparently, they hadn't realized until then that they had elected a woman who -- unsurprisingly for most of us -- actually has women parts?
Well, Angela's cleavage is being used as an electoral weapon now: setting up an alarming Smörgåsbord of old lady's bewbs, Vera Lengsfeld, a fellow member of the conservative Christian Democrats (CDU), is using a campaign poster where she and the Chancellor appear in low-cut dresses with the slogan Wir haben mehr zu bieten, “We have more to offer”.
The obvious idea here is that the next election in the UK should pit, as candidates for Prime Minister, Charlotte Church vs Katherine Jenkins. Who could possibly offer more, in all of Britain?