Today was the first day of the Royal Ascot, a nearly 300-year-old summer tradition in England, where the Royal family squints at each other for a few hours & parades around a horse track in precarious hats, while getting hammered on flutes of Bollinger and watching their corgis urinate on their subjects' expensively handmade Cleverley shoes.
Not one to miss out on free canapés and paparazzi swarms, Katherine Jenkins was in attendance, though looking like she got kicked out of the Barbie Dream House circa 1985.
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