In a surprise move that will make piano nerds -- and generally scrawny, lonely, odd-looking men -- worldwide very happy, PEOPLE magazine included Communist piano man Lang Lang in their list of the world's hawtest men (no. 1 was that taurine piece of Australian mountain man, Hugh Jackman)
Lang Lang, according to the mag, is hawt.
Roberto Bolle, not on their list, is not hawt, in PEOPLE's universe.