With news of the short-term transfer of Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder David Beckham to AC Milan in January, we're psyched. Dailymail prepared a tongue-in-cheek guide for Bex, and we're linking it. Definitely -- because they included a gigantic picture of Alagna in front of la Scala when the freshly-terminated tenor returned on December 14, 2007 to snap pictures and sing, 'Addio fiorito asil, di letizia e d'amor,' from Madama Butterfly. OMG I'M HAVING A ~~FLASHBACK~~ can u stand it?