For some reason, David Beckham's sponsors thought that, after losing at American soccer with his LA team and losing at European soccer with his England national team, what he really needed was a trip at the other end of the planet in order to have his picture taken while juggling a soccer ball, seal-like, in front of one of the most famous opera houses in the world.
He still looks pretty hawt despite his grayish complexion and chin stubble -- he has more hair there than in the rest of his body put together, top of the head included -- but that golden-stripes-on-navy pajama top really has got to go.
What's more, he'd probably lose at the opera, too!