Roberto Bolle

July 14, 2008

50,000 People In The Rain Demonstrate How Elitist Classical Music Really Is

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49,999 people + Opera Chic cheered last night the awesomeness of Roberto Bolle's free recital in Piazza del Duomo; Mozart's and Rossini's and Bizet's music, Bolle's and Ulyana Lopatkina 's and Ivan Kozlov's and Arman Grigoryan's and Vahe Martirosyan's and Natasha Novotna's and Vaclav Kunes's and Sabrina Brazzo's and Alicia Amatrian's and Jason Reilly's dancing.

Opera Chic saw a lot of kids, a lot of them, and families, an average age about 35 or 40 years younger than the people she sees at la Scala's shows down at the other side's of Milan's Galleria.
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Now one has to factor in Bolle's star power, the free tickets and Jumbotrons for those too far away from the stage and all, but still if only Scala's administrators could manage to take all those people from under the rain of piazza Duomo over to la Scala, the future of classical music here would be a-OK for the next generation at least.

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The audience is out there, if you take the time to charm them a little and show them that classical music is cool, and the farthest away from boring, if done right. Bolle has done that -- that's why we need his magic.

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Water, Water Everywhere: Acqua Fiuggi, Rain & Roberto Bolle's Liquid Moves Will Leave You Soaking Wet (Yeah, Everywhere)

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Remember Roberto Bolle's free dance recital in Milan's Piazza del Duomo, at the feet of the 14th Century cathedral?

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Well, OC was there and you weren't. Much more tomorrow.

July 11, 2008

Wet In 90 Seconds: Roberto Bolle's Mineral Water TV Ad

July 09, 2008

Well, You Can Tell By The Way I Use My Walk: Walking Around Downtown Milan With Roberto Bolle

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Primo ballerino del mondo and ballet phenomenon and UNICEF goodwill ambassador and world's hawttest man Roberto Bolle will dance this coming Saturday in Milan's Piazza del Duomo, right on the Cathedral's sagrato, in a free gala: ballet for the peoples, haills yea!

He took the time to share with Corriere della Sera -- big cherry propsicles to the newspaper for giving the world frequent coverage regarding Roberto Bolle's every thing, keep the good stuff coming! -- his favorite places in his adoptive city, Milan (he is officially a native of the Piedmont region, in Trino Vercellese, even if his DNA must have been seriously refined to physical perfection in some supersecret lab in Area 51, NV).

So let's cut to the chase, here, O.K.?

Bolle, besides his grueling schedule of rehearsals and endless training at la Scala, his home since he was still a child, works out at Club 10, the superexclusive gym/spa (with pool) on the penthouse of august Principe di Savoia hotel (generally, membership is unfortunately not open to non-guests, which is a good thing because if you want to ogle Bolle's sweaty, panting, throbbing, Phidias-sculpted body pumping iron, at least pay the 300 euros a night charge, wi-fi not included, for the privilege, what teh hail).

He frequently visits UNICEF's headquarters in via Victor Hugo -- he is their goodwill ambassador and frequently visits the places that need UNICEF the most, Bolle has recently traveled to Darfur with UNICEF -- and is a fan of the many exhibitions at nearby Palazzo Reale, in Piazza Duomo.

He lives close to the Giardini of via Palestro, a very short walk down Via Manzoni from la Scala and the only extravagant habits of the workaholic Roberto are the superfine chocolate sold at Venchi in via Mengoni and the Japanese food at Nobu in Via Manzoni, inside the Armani megastore (where we sincerely hope he enjoys better service than the scandalously negligent, inattentive service mere mortals get there).

Bolle has recently confessed that, as a huge fan of Mikhail Baryshnikov's films -- White Nights a big favorite since when he was a kid & dreamed of becoming a dancer -- and he considers himself open to take the occasional movie role once he retires from ballet. 

The suggestion here is obvious: he's the only man alive who would be able to recreate young Travolta's magic in a remake of Saturday Night Fever. Just imagine Bolle in the opening scene:


And since we cannot really post about him without uploading a photo that rightly underscores Bolle's physique, go nuts:

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June 27, 2008

Bolle's Ferragamo Ads Are Ehhhhhh

As announced last February, primo ballerino Roberto Bolle was drafted into the Salvatore Ferragamo camp as the new face behind the lux design house. Fashion photographer of the gorgeous and glamorous, Mario Testino, built the new Ferragamo ad campaign around German supermodel Claudia Schiffer and Bolle. The motivation? Schiffer, in a retro era evocative of glamor, invites herself backstage to meet étoile Roberto Bolle. They were all shot in Naples' Teatro San Carlo with Bolle modeling Ferragamo in various states of dress & undress.

There are seven adverts in the whole series which will run in the Fall season of fashion magazines. Below are the first three that have already exited in newspapers and magazines. We regret to announce that sadly, they are safe for work. We were looking forward to some Beckham/Armani/Mert&Marcus type of tractor exhaust pipe ads. We can wait...

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June 24, 2008

Q&A with Roberto Bolle

The current edition of Io Donna carries a variation of the Proust questionnaire asked to the bollovely Bolle. Dare you enter the mind of Bolle? DARE U?

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~Your favorite virtue: Determination.   
~Your favorite qualities in a man: Loyalty.   
~Your favorite qualities in a woman: A sense of humor.
~What are your defects: Stubbornness.
~What is your dream of happiness: I am currently achieving that, living in a manner that is rather extraordinary.
~What is your regret: I’m too young to have any.
~When is the last time cried: A few months ago when my aunt passed away.
~What is the encounter that changed your life: The time with Nureyev in 1990. I was only 15. He had given me the role of Tadzio in “Death in Venice”.
~Reoccurring dream: A nightmare! To be onstage and forget my steps.
~The happiest day in your life: When I was named primo ballerino. I was 20.
~The unhappiest day in your life: When I got injured at 19. I was preparing for my first important part.
~If you had millions of euros: I would make so many people happy.
~What would be the greatest catastrophe for you: To be an invalid.
~Favorite city: Paris.
~Favorite drink: Water.
~Your favorite dish: Risotto alla zucca..
~Your all-time favorite book: Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
~Your favorite book of right now: Roberto Saviano’s Gomorra. We were together for the commission for the celebration of the 150th anniversary of Italian independence.
~Favorite novelists: Dostoyevsky, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Kundera
~Favorite poets: Emily Dickinson and Baudelaire
~Favorite singer: I don't know.
~Your hero: Muhammad Yunus, the banker of the poor.
~Favorite painters: Caravaggio and Renoir.
~Favorite movie: Blow-Up by Antonioni. 
~Favorite actor: Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro.
~Favorite actress: Meryl Streep.
~The song you whistle while in the shower: Usually the melodies of the ballet that I am rehearsing.
~If you could change something in your appearance: I accept myself the way I am.
~What is it you hate the most: Unnecessary cruelty.
~If you hadn't been a ballerino, you would be a: Swimmer.
~The gift you'd like to have: Ubiquity.
~How do you want to die?: Without realizing it.
~Current state of mind: I am exalted.
~The sins that you are most ready to forgive: Sins that are committed for love.
~Your motto: Always chase your dreams.

June 18, 2008

STOP: Bolle Time! You Can't Touch This!


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Exclusive shots of primo ballerino assoluto Roberto Bolle at Rome's Colosseo for the "Roberto Bolle & Friends" show from last night (mentioned here and here). Enjoy!

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August Corriere della Sera reviews the night thus (the Italian President was there to honor the primissimo ballerino):

"Bolle The Gladiator" Lights Up The Coliseum

Hails yea!

 

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June 16, 2008

Lucky Star: World's Primo Ballerino Loves Madonna, Michael Bublé, and Ridley Scott's Gladiator

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Just when you thought the Roberto Bolle madness had finished, it hasn’t even warmed up!

Take out the popcorn and change into something more comfortable. Roberto Bolle has been fluffing publicity for almost everything these days, including a current touring dance gala called, “Roberto Bolle & Friends”. Yeah, we’ll bite again (although we did *just* mention him for tonight’s benefit gala appearance at Rome’s Colosseo) -- this gawd among men, cyborg among robots, shark with a freaking laserbeam attached to his head among regular sharks -- never ceases to amaze us and our Eres panties.

A performance of Robby & Friends touches down in Milan’s Piazza del Duomo on July 13 @ 9:30 pm. His “friends” are numbered at 20, which include international ballerini like Marta Romagna, Zenaida Yanowsky, Anton Bogov, and his GAP ad sidekick Greta Hodgkinson. It’s a two-part show consisting of 12 modern and traditional ballet pieces -- Sleeping Beauty, Romeo & Juliet, and Don Quixote. After that, Bolle will be in concert at the Teatro del Silenzio in Lajatico on July 20. With Andrea Bocelli. I guess the hotness of Yin needs his busted Yang to exist in cosmic balance.

Bolle spoke to Corriere della Sera last week in a candid interview, and we are obliged to share:

On movies, Bolle said: "I really liked the film with Russell Crowe [Ridley Scott's Gladiator from 2000], and I also prefer drama films like the Coen's No Country For Old Men or psychological thrillers like Woody Allen's Match Point. I grew up with the music of The Beatles, and now I listen to Michael Bublé and Madonna, and I appreciate the way that she [Madonna] handled her career.”

On his excellent physique: “My physique is my winning card. People are always amazed to see a muscular ballerino that reaches one meter & 90 centimeters (rough estimate: slightly moah than 6'3"). I go to the gym only to train myself to lift my dancing partners, and the rest comes from dancing."

He saddled himself wittingly with the role as a ballerino ambassador, in order to change the staid, and let's face it, unglamorous image of ballerini worldwide, and believes that a successful ballerino can handle themselves as complete artists: to have the same standards as an actor, to be a spokesperson for important brands, and to be outspoken in the media. He considers himself a combatant to pave the new school of glamor imaging.

He feels that ballerini are slighted by the artistic community, and is annoyed that they carry a lower status than that of their singing operatic counterparts, insisting they are not B-listers. He is certainly taking advantage of his fame and ubiquitous stature, as he was in attendance at the prestigious NYC May 5th event for the Fashion and Fantasy Costume Institute Gala @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art. He was the only Italian ~celebrity~  (dressed in Salvatore Ferragamo) between the likes of Karl Lagerfeld, Posh & Beckham, and Julia Roberts, and claims that while it was a lot of fun, the world of Hollywood celebrity felt strange to him (Domenico Dolce, Stefano Gabbana, Giorgio Armani, and Donatella & Allegra Versace were mos def there, too, but they're part of the business of fashion obvs and he's not so in a way he was the only Italian non-fashion person there, like, totes).

He also mentioned his buddy, Bruce Weber, who recently photographed him in a special 40-page sports gazette edition of Arena Homme Summer/Autumn. [See below for amazing pictures] Weber is an American photographer who is best known for his super secksay & controversial Abercrombie & Fitch and Calvin Klein ad campaigns and also takes some mean photos of his adorable dawgs (we'll prolly ask our main man Juergen Teller to shoot our book jacket photo but dear Bruce you remain one of our faves). When Bolle speaks of romance, dating, and significant others, he says "mi manca una fidanzata" -- "I miss having a girlfriend". Oh lordy. He used to be shy, but now he's demanding, and won't be free from appointments until 2010. “Timido lo ero, esigente lo sono.” I was shy, I remain picky. The world will wait for you, Bolle!

If he could replicate the opera world's Three Tenors with ballerini, he would choose the Cuban Carlos Acosta and the American Rasta Thomas.

Lastly, he wanted to address his h8rs, and states that he won't be brought down by cheap rumors from his colleagues and doesn't consider them even worth a rebuttal. We won't ever give you static, Bobby! 

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So don't touch me, cuz I'm electric, and if you touch me, you'll get shocked!

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June 15, 2008

Probably The Hawttest Man In The World: Roberto Bolle Takes Over The Coliseum

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Tomorrow night in Rome, 600 lucky duckies will be treated to a unique dance extravaganza at the Colosseo, where Roberto Bolle will rawk that perfect body for a good cause -- to benefit the good people at FAI, the Italian Fund for the Environment.Tickets cost a cool 360 euro, about 550 dollars. But then, it's for a good cause. And frankly, this is pretty priceless, if you ask OC.

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April 09, 2008

Get Well Soon Roberto!

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Roberto Bolle, King of la Scala, Emperor of World Ballet, and Man Of Astonishing Hawtness, has (slightly, thank goodness) injured his precious ankle, and had to therefore cancel his commitment @ la Scala for Swan Lake with Bolshoi star and "terza étoile" of la Scala, Ukraine phenomenon Svetlana Zakharova (Guillame Coté will replace RB for the show).

Get well soon Roberto!

Any volunteers to help nurse him back to full health?

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February 20, 2008

"You Are One of the Few Who Attract Both Men and Women," Ferragamo Head Says of Roberto Bolle.

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Women's Wear Daily covered Tuesday's Salvatore Ferragamo show, known to us Bolle warshippers as “The Show That Launched A Thousand Wet Panties”. Yes, yes. I went there...and I'll go there again. As the directors behind Ferragamo introduced Bolle as the new face of their ad campaign, they described the scene of the ballerino being mobbed by paparazzi (image above from WWD of Bolle @ the show).

Ferragamo head exec said of Bolle: "You are one of the few who attract both men and women." You can read the story here.

Hear that Jake Gyllenhaal and Javier Bardem??? Your days are numbered!! Too bad the new Ferragamo collection bombed, as incoming creative director Cristina Ortiz presented a tacky, Las Vegas-inspired fashion flop with the requisite Lucite wedge heels, halter tops, and silk jumpsuits. Sounds like something str8 out of Jennifer Lopez’s J.Lo Collection. Groce.

February 16, 2008

Bolle Is The New Face (And Hawt Body) Of Ferragamo

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Praise the Lord for the haus of Salvatore Ferragamo: the Italian brand has joined the cult of Roberto Bolle hiring the primo ballerino of la Scala as their new face (and bod, especially).

This coming Tuesday Bolle at the Palazzo della Borsa (the very cool stock exchange building in downtown Milan) will appear at the Ferragamo pret-a-porter show; he will also invade Italian and foreign cities and magazines with a massive ad campaign shot by Mario Testino. Bolle will also dance in Shanghai, on March 28, at the 100 year anniversary party of the Florentine maison.

A new Ferragamo shoe, designed for Bolle, will be named after him.

We can only hope the Bolle shoe comes in stilettos, too, because we'd hate to have to start wearing man shoes to support our boi. 

January 13, 2008

La Dame aux Camélias @ La Scala Revisited

While Opera Chic was laying low last month, she took in a documentary on the making of the La Scala ballet production of John Neumeier’s La Dame aux Camélias from April, 2007. OC was lucky to be in the audience last Spring for one of the performances, documented here and here.

The documentary interviewed both stars Roberto Bolle and Alessandra Ferri, spoke with choreographyer John Neumeier, and showed clips from rehearsals. Below you can catch some plasmariffic screenshots of Alessandra Ferri’s Marguerite and Roberto Bolle’s Armand Duval.

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January 06, 2008

Bolle Cracks Naples; Abbagnato Out, Greta Hodgkinson Flies In

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The day after tomorrow, a week of hawt hawt ballet begins at Naples' sublime Teatro San Carlo: Roberto Bolle will display those Apollinean quads  and other muscular lean goodies for all lucky Schiaccianoci ticketholders (it's all t0tally s0ld 0ut) to see.

Poor Eleonora Abbagnato is out with a muscular injury; Greta Hodgkinson flew in to be Roberto's partner.

December 16, 2007

Bolle & Yamamay

We found this full page ad of Bolle yumminess in Corriere yesterday, the Scala étoil posing in Yamamay briefs (Yamamay is a cheesy & cheap underwear company here) for Unicef, the perfect unity of goodwill & tight abs. As you know, Bolle has been a Unicef Goodwill Abassador since 1999. 

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December 12, 2007

Part II of L'uomo Vogue Italia Dicembre: Roberto Bolle

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Not only did L’uomo Vogue Italia gift us with a spread on Juan Diego Flórez [see post below], but we were further treated to a large piece on Roberto Bolle in an article called, “une grande étoile”, with photos by Deborah Turbeville, in an update from an earlier summer edition reported on here.

Bolle goes grey for this photoshoot, and loads of text follow that OC is soooo not reading: 8 pt white font on a black background? Sry my vote can’t be bought. Whatever~ Bolle fo lyfe. He's going to make such a hawt old man...granted his muscles are going to turn to fat and he'll start eating all that good, buttery risotto and fatty lardo on toast and cioccolata calda, and get this huge, floppy gut. More to love, eh?

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December 04, 2007

Why In The World Would One Photograph Him Clothed?

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Roberto Bolle & Greta Hodgkinson, GAP ad. Photographed by Michael Thompson

Reader Zeke has found another shot here, courtesy of Roberto's delicious fan club.

December 03, 2007

Arm Wrestling The Italian Government: Where We Admit Our Fetish For Very Ripped Arms

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Roberto Bolle strongarms Italian Culture Minister and Former Mayor of Rome Francesco Rutelli into submission under the watchful eyes of Opera di Roma General Manager, Dr. Francesco Ernani

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December 01, 2007

Bolle Around The World: On Sadness In Sudan, Ferri's Class Act, And An Hommage To Béjart

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Next monday, Dec. 3, Roberto Bolle -- one of the world's hawtest men and, yes, that too, also the world's greatest dancer -- will be in Rome, at the Teatro dell'Opera where he will share the miracle of his dancing with the audience in a gala

"It's the final night of my world tour (ed: over the summer and early fall he has danced at the Met, in Japan, at Covent Garden and Bolshoi) -- explained Bolle during a press conference -- But my most important commitment was my recent visit to Sudan as UNICEF ambassador: there I have witnessed such human suffering that my life, my outlook on life, has been permanently changed. On the other hand, my greatest joy has been the show in Taormina last summer with Alessandra Ferri, her farewell night, and I've been deeply touched by the example of professionalism and class she has set. It must be terribly difficult to retire at the top, without surrendering to the temptation to just go on, for the love of the art and, yes, the love of the spotlight. I hope I can be as strong as Alessandra when the moment comes for me to retire, I don't want my fans to have to endure the twilight of my physical decline. It takes steely determination. I hope I can be strong enough. It's way too early to discuss that anyway! (ed: Bolle is only 31)".

NOW ROBERTO DON'T TALK NONSENSE: THERE IS NO PHYSICAL DECLINE WHATSOEVER, AND WE HAVE OGLED VERY MANY OF YOUR PIX WE'D KNOW K THX

Bolle has explained that he carefully chose the programma for the Rome gala: 4 pieces, Carmen coreographed by Roland Petit (he will dance with Polima Semionova, from Berlin's Staatsoper), Swan Lake coreographed by Marius Petipa, Histoire de Manon coreographed by Kenneth McMillan (with Mara Galeazzi, London's Royal Ballet), Petite Mort coreographed by Jiri Kilian (with Natasha Novotna).

"I know that I haven't danced in many of Maurice Béjart's masterpieces as of late, but I'm looking forward to the chance. He changed the 20th Century, it will be an honor to and a challenge to take on his work. In the near future".

November 03, 2007

Bolle is My Beezy: Part Two

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Let's just be frank: i don't like Bolle. i LOVE HIM! Once again, Corriere della Sera has wrapped Bolle between their matte pages, this time in the November 2007 Style magazine. And he looks teh hawt.

The article is on -- wait for it –- DEEP SEA DIVING. This stuff writes itself. I'm not even gonna go there, because then OC will have to tell you all sorts of naughty things!

Bolle is volleyed a dozen questions such as "When was your first time?" [omg heh] and "What is your preferred companion like?" [ahahaha ha]. In all honestly, there's nothing terribly exciting in the Q&A except that his favorite place to deep sea dive is Pantelleria, which we told you about in August as Italy's latest *it destination* (screw u, Cinque Terre & Positano).

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Bolle is my Beezy: Part One

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We at the OC blog will fully admit that our Roberto Bolle obsession is full-on fierce, but honestly, there are much shabbier guyz that we could fixate on out there, and are quite proud of our selection.

As fickle feeds our wandering eyes, last week's edition of Corriere della Sera's supplement, io Donna, fortuitously steps-in to offer alternatives, showcasing the even younger & finer batch of ballet hard bodies that we would want to imagine between our Trussardi sheets. The new school of sweaty leggings all hail from Italy: Fabrizio Coppo, Gabriele Corrado, and Alessandro Riga, all @ 21; Carlo de Martino and Luca Giaccio @ 18; and Vito Mazzeo @ 20.

However, the article goes on to needlessly pull quotes from that gushing June 13, 2007 New York Times article by Roslyn Sulcas, on the event of Bolle's NYC premiere, again with those paraphrases comparing Bolle to a "Greek God" with "feline grace". Meeee-ow.

Ew. Now that I really think about it... @ 32, Bolle is like a tired, washed-up shadow of his former glory...a strip of chewed-up, spat-out beefy-jerky. Time for retirement, old man. *pats head* I’ll go get your walker and denture paste and macaroni & cheese and then it's nap time for you.   

Ha ha just playin, *~*OC*~* doesn’t have real standards. I’m not even fluent in social. Just email.

June 24, 2007

L'uomo Vogue With Bolle and Flórez

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The luglio/agusto issue of L'uomo Vogue -- Italy only...with the quirky Schnabel Family in pajamas -- by Julian's hawt wife Olatz (may I introduce you to my hawt wife?) -- on the cover -- gave us early inspiration for the Fall fashions of Prada, Jil Sander, Acquascutum, and Lanvin, as well as a glimpse of two of our opera and ballet sweet<3s.

In the feature "Private People and Their Own Style" we’re treated to some of the most kicka$$ fashion photographer portraits of a random assortment of international trendsetters. Two of the profiles, Juan Diego Flórez and Roberto Bolle, caught our attention. Well, at least visual attention – because that font. just. that font.

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Juan Diego Flórez is photographed by Bryan Adams lol (yes *that* Bryan "Summer of '69" Adams) caught in the act of seducing, well…his wife? Who is decidedly *not* looking remarkably like his wife (don’t get us wrong: we love it).

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Roberto Bolle appears alone, an elegantly fit vampire, dressed in Armani and Valentino, photographed by the awesome Deborah Turbeville. We like how she downplayed his, um, assets and dressed him so elegantly instead of playing the 'you look better in a thong' card.

June 15, 2007

Ok You Guys Can Borrow Our Greek Gawd For A Little Bit

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Yes, we're well-aware that Bolle-fever has gripped the New York City ballet scene, especially for those adorable Bolle-uninitiated critics at The New York Times. With two articles in three days about Bobby Bubbles (a glowing review of Kenneth MacMillan's Manon by Roslyn Sulcas from June 13, and a lukewarm interview by Matthew Gurewitsch from June 10), we’re beginning to think that it's getting a little out of hand.

Noted in yesterday's Corriere in a piece titled, "Bolle conquista gli USA «Sembra un dio greco»" (Trans: "Bolle Wins Over the USA «He Resembles a Greek God»"), the lol laudatory ejaculations lol of the NYC critics and viewing public were highlighted and condensed, with anecdotes of standing ovations and spontaneous applause. srsly, the entire article was basically a translation of the unending barrage of omg bolle fever omg quotations from NYTimes.

From Sulcas's, "Returning to a Favorite Role for an Almost-Final Goodbye":

Un ballerino dalle proporzioni da Dio greco, e di intensità virile che ha anche una elegantissima grazia felina e uno splendido allineamento.

("a dancer of Greek-god proportions and virile intensity who also has a plush, feline grace and a beautiful line.")

From Gurewitsch's, "Leaping Beyond His Comfort Zone":

Uno stallone Italiano bello come un modello.

(["The British ballerina Darcey Bussell said recently that she sized him up at first sight as,] 'an Italian male model, the Italian Stallion.'”)

ew. but srsly: who says that? "Italian Stallion"? Did the NYTimes interview my grandmother by accident? NEIGH! n e way, here's an awesome image of Bolle from the current ABT Manon at the Metropolitan Opera House, donated by the lovely OC benefactor, PJ10128.

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June 09, 2007

Roberto Bolle in New York: Atlas Danced

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The Phidias-sculpted hunk of beautiful Italian marble who answers to the name of Roberto Bolle is spreading his undescribable hawtness in New York nowadays:


"You don't have to put me down, I can just slide off and find the floor. Especially with your shoulders, it's like lying on a bed," Ms. Ferri said, half jokingly, after a descent from atop Mr. Bolle's broad shoulders ended with a clunk.
 

*faints*

May 29, 2007

Bolle Slams Fracci, Scala; Barenboim's Hissy Fit

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Roberto Bolle, who's coming soon to New York (OMG!!!) for Manon and Romeo and Juliet with Alessandra Ferri slams "egotistical" Carla Fracci and snarks his own house, la Scala, in a Corriere della Sera interview today.

Attacking the bureaucratic Italian system of danza classica (unfavorably compared to other countries) he says:

"This system cripples the advancement of new generations of dancers... I consider human but egotistical that an artist such as Carla Fracci remains on the Opera di Roma payroll; not just as a financial issue, but as an artistic issue, too".

Then he concludes that "la Scala is a no. 1 theatre worldwide for opera; for ballet, not so much. The Metropolitan and the American Ballet are numero uno".

Bolle then sends a Valentine to his "favorite", Darcey Bussell, his partner for 8 years at Covent Garden who has just retired.  About Bussell and Alessandra Ferri, who is about to retire, too, Bolle says: "... I admire them for the knowledge they so generously shared with me, but especially for the classy decision to retire from splendid careers in the moment of maximum accomplishment and of maximum splendor". 

Bolle also repeats once more his devotion to the memory of Rudolf Nureyev: "When I was 15 he gave me the gift of confidence in my abilities, in my vocation. His charisma remained intact to the end".

He owes his (very generous, we have to repeat here: Roberto is not only really talented and incredibly hawt but also has a generous heart) commitment to charity to the example set by Mother Teresa, to whom he is very devoted. He also confesses that he has a bit of a superstitious habit: he lights a small candle in his dressing room for good luck, "if fire regulations allow that!". 

About his personal taste in music, he confesses to listening to a lot of Justin Timberlake, not just Tchaikovsky. Rawk your body!

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More later on Daniel Barenboim's hissy fit last night at la Scala....

April 30, 2007

Beautiful Oldie: Roberto Bolle and Alessandra Ferri, 2004

From 2004, Roberto Bolle and Alessandra Ferri in Salieri's ultra-rare Europa Riconosciuta, December 7, 2004.

April 11, 2007

Roberto Bolle Like Elvis: He Now Has An Impersonator, Too

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Few things are scarier than a crappy Italian varietà TV show, and a particularly crappy new production, Colpo di Genio ("Stroke Of Genius", which is of course anything but) has a particularly tasty novelty for the opera/ballet fan: a Roberto Bolle impersonator.

Roberto Bolle, The Man of Steel (esp his killer glutes) of la Scala ballet company now has an official impersonator: comedian Teo Teocoli.

Many photos from the show (taken by a sweetest friend while Opera Chic was at La Scala last night) are in this flickr album.

Tragically, among the three "jurors" of the show, who must decide which crappy inventor on the show has invented the crappiest invention (I'm not kidding), there is also la signora Katia Ricciarelli, wonderful soprano (the best Rossini's Stabat Mater ever, possibly the best Falstaff, too), and ex wife of craptastic Italian TV personality Pippo Baudo.

April 01, 2007

La Dame aux Camélias Review ::Words Words Words::

(President's box from Thursday, March 29, 2007 at Teatro alla Scala's La Dame aux Camélias. Fabrizio Ferri, husband of Alessandra Ferri, is front row, first on the left.)

The thirty-year legacy of John Neumeier’s La Dame aux Camélias was originally via ballerina Marcia Haydée and the Stuttgarter Ballett where Die Kameliendame premiered to the German audiences in November 1978, and still has a popular run with contemporary audiences.

Of course, the ballet is based on Alexandre Dumas Junior’s novel of the same name, and centers around his romantic adventures in the Paris suburb Saint-Germain-en-Laye, where he encountered courtesan Marie Duplessis, and had a fiery love affair. Our fair lady died early from tuberculosis (à la Verdi’s Violetta), but apparently her beauty attracted many rich and famous lovers, notably Franz Liszt who was rumored to have given her piano lessons (NOT a metaphor). In honor of la dame, I went very N.O.W kick-a$$ in a Chloe camel silk shirt, matching Chloe black straight-leg trousers, my Burberry trench (this entire past week in Milan has been sporadically rainy), my rawk-n-r0ll Sonia Rykiel black studded slouch tote, and Costume National black booties. Onto things more substantial, eh?

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The accompanying music for the ballet was chosen by John Neumeier after a long trial, eventually settling on Frédéric Chopin. He was quoted:

"The subject had been chosen; however, I didn’t know yet which music to use. My first idea was to have Verdi’s opera re-arranged, a project that I soon abandoned. Subsequently I found the score for a full-evening ballet on the same theme, by the French composer Henry Sauguet: nevertheless, after closely examining this music, it did not seem adequate to me either. The date of the beginning of the rehearsals was coming closer. I met the conductor Gerhard Markson by chance over a lunch, and I asked him: 'Which music would you choose for a ballet inspired by Dumas’s Lady of the Camellias?'. He thought for a few minutes and answered me: 'Chopin or Berlioz, or both'".

Now that the music is down, this is where we begin to have problems. The story is so convoluted, non-linear, and esoteric. It is just too complex, especially during Act III. All complaints from peers who have seen this production is that it is indeed exhausting to follow (bordering on b0ring), and Opera Chic definitely agrees.

The crux of the confusion lay with the introduction of characters Manon Lescaut and Des Grieux from Abbé Prévost's Manon Lescaut. Ummmm yeah can i get a whut whut? These figures are nowhere to be found in Dumas Junior’s novel, nor in Verdi’s La Traviata, btw. They become central figures, mimicking and mirroring the relationship between Alessandra Ferri’s Marguerite and Roberto Bolle’s Armand Duval. Neumeier admits that he took the concept from the Dumas fils novel where Marguerite receives Manon Lescaut as a present from Armand, which is the same novel that Armand desperately seeks. Also, in the ballet, Marguerite and Armand meet at the theater during a performance of Manon Lescaut, so it becomes a-drama-within-a-drama.

The ballet begins with Act I in complete silence for a couple of (pretty awkward) minutes, the scenery of the late-Marguerite’s home, while an auction of her clothing and possessions is unfolding. Then we dissolve to the above mentioned ballet-within-ballet, where the lovers are attending Manon Lescaut at the theater, dancing to Chopin’s Piano concerto No. 2.

For Act II, the orchestra had left the pit to make a LAN party or something equally lame, leaving the audience only with piano accompaniment. We have been transported Alfredo’s French countryside cottage, and expect Violetta to barge-in at any moment. A piano occupies the stage with several couples dancing a pastoral dance party. The accompaniment is a medley of Chopin waltzes and repertoire. Next thing you know, Armand’s father gets pissy, and demands the couples to leave because he can’t stand his son dancing with a lol hussy lol. Then some stuff happens, the extras dance again, and then Bolle is savagely dry-humping a lady in pink after he rips open her bodice. *yawnz0r* Then more dance stuff, and Marguerite and Armand make teh secks, (via interpretive dance) and fall asleep in each others’ arms. Honestly, OC was so tired at this point, and the Chopin music was lulling me to into a repressed flashback of impatient piano teachers making me drill some Charles-Louis Hanon, that I was barely paying attention. sry sry ok ok whatevs.

Act III…aaaaaand what the frick??? Who knows what the heyll happened here? This ballet devolved into ladies in black gowns and the men in faux-tuxedos and spandex tights. I think Marguerite went to see Manon at the theater again before dying. Well, maybe. There were two ballroom scenes, and then some more dancing, and then Marguerite dies.

Technically, it was apparent that this ballet's choreography was waaaay beyond demanding and specialized. The polished skill of Bolle and Ferri couldn’t even make these moves appear easy. But to the layman, the choreography is really boring. The music, adversely, is tremendously gorgeous; but then again, as a Chopin junkie, you could set Bronenosets Potyomkin to Chopin and I prolly could watch it ad infinitum. OMG I soooo want a Battleship Potemkin opera. Quick somebody call someone tia.

Ferri, impossible to cut-up, was spectacular. She is as lithe and blithe (heh) as a dancer half her age. Bolle is on Atkins or something and is now troppo magro. His head is like 8x the size of his body. Next time la costumière should paint on musculature like Mr. Slim Goodbody's leotard to give him some bulk.

March 30, 2007

La dame aux Camélias Initial Recap

Back from the marathon La dame aux Camélias at Teatro alla Scala, where two twenty-minute gaping-wide intermissions added to an already exhausting night of dancing, and Opera Chic is all too ready to fall into bed. Tomorrow will come a full report, but for now, here’s a quick recap:

  • Roberto Bolle makes sexay-time with some random slut and then Alessandra Ferri, which is kind of h0tt, but then sulks like an annoying emo fanboy after the dirty deed with the former. (^so^ not hot) 
  • Bolle hones his $kill$ as a break-dancer, demonstrating some particularly sweeet 80s' street moves; courtesy of Neumeier.
  • Alessandra Ferri dodges a shoddy, unraveling tutu for ten precarious minutes during Act II. La costumière must be pretty embarrassed.
  • Some drunk lady’s bracelet crashes loudly down from the galleria onto a piece of stage. It was probably a David Aubrey. just sayin'...
  • The orchestra left the pit for Act II to go play pool; or they went to smoke something-something.
  • The pianississimo of this ballet quickly displayed that OC isn't nearly the only one sick in Milan.

Did that make any sense at all? Other than that, I’m convinced that Ferri will forever look like she’s sixteen, and Bolle has dropped so much weight since his golden thong-encased Marcia Trionfale that his waist is now smaller than Ferri’s. Or maybe even smaller than his own neck. Ew.

March 29, 2007

Alessandra Ferri's Last La Scala Performances EV4R!

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Milanese ballerina Alessandra Ferri has been featured countless times in the Italian newspapers the past month, apropos of her forthcoming, ultimate departure from the stage. She had announced late October 2006 that her retirement from the world of ballet was imminent after dancing for 22-years with the ABT in NYC (and after making steady appearances in Milan as a permanent guest artist at La S