Roberto Alagna

June 21, 2008

Friday in the Park with Gheorg(hiu)

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The first shots are coming in from last night's Metropolitan Opera concert at Brooklyn's Prospect Park, where Angela Gheorghiu and Roberto Alagna entertained (ironically) Brooklyn hipsters, curious tourists, and whoever else cared to boogie down to BK in a free outdoor concert. Follow up from here. All images via via via via via.

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^^^^Update^^^^: Here's coverage with 3 videos from The Gothamist. And 85 photos here! (including the one below)

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Here's the first ut00b footage, but save yourself the annoyance and start the video at 1:12 minutes in.

June 20, 2008

The Dynamic Duo of Opera In Brooklyn

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(Above: Angela Gheorghiu & Roberto Alagna in rehearsal earlier this week @ Brooklyn's Prospect Park for tonight's outdoor concert. Source:Sara Krulwich/The New York Times.)

~*opera stars*~ Angela Gheorghiu & Roberto Alagna are getting ready to mic-up and serenade you under the serenity of Brooklyn's Prospect Park. Tonight at 8:00 pm, you and a projected audience of 150K onlookers can find the two pop(era)tarts in a free concert at the park's Long Meadow baseball fields. Six jumbo video screens will be erected around the field to accommodate late-comers (and shorties). 

Conducted by Ion Marin with the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra and Chorus, Gheorgalgna will sing top 40 arias and duets by Verdi, Puccini, Donizetti, and Massenet. 

So, who's going? Who's staying in? For those of you homebound (or those outside of NYC...or those not fans of the Ralagnas), the performance will be broadcast live on WQXR-FM (96.3 FM), and streamed live on the Met’s website via RealPlaya.


May 05, 2008

The Las Barbican Recital: Alagna Woos The Brits

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As for spectacle - slightly comic spectacle, admittedly - he never, ever disappointed. Is there a link between Alagna's somewhat constrained dramatic skills and the Las Vegas rigours of his stance, body leaning forward, right hand pinned to chest or lapel, left hand stretched toward an invisible microphone or a sob? Maybe a doctor can advise.

And this from a guy who actually really liked the recital (complete with "a limp Desdemona impersonated by Alagna's jacket").

April 15, 2008

You Know Your Career Is In Trouble When: Your Name Becomes A Synonym For "Fiasco"

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Oh Roburto!

Remember that unfortunate Orphée directed and sung by the Alagna Bros (Roberto as Orphée and his director brother at the "creative" helm of the production) that was booed like, appropriately, hell, and savaged by the Italian press this past February in Bologna?

Well it traumatized people so badly that it gives them flashbacks; and a usually coolly polite critic for Corriere della Sera, while reviewing another Orfeo this week, at San Carlo in Naples, to express his gratitude for a production that didn't suck, wrote that "the demented production  by the Alagna Brothers has been avenged" (click on the image below for pop-up).

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Like the Evil Dead of opera of something, a production so haunted that it need an exorcism, an Orphée so bad you have to drive a stake through its heart.

The headline writer picked up from there, so the review in the august paper was headlined "Enchanting Gluck; The Opposite of The Alagnas".

Not kewl, Roburto.

March 26, 2008

Roberto Alagna: "Some Kinda Legacy"

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Billy Joel, James Taylor, Sting, Brian Wilson, Chris Botti, Feist, celebrated French operatic tenor Roberto Alagna, cellist Natalie Clein plus some very special musical family members along with many more special guests will perform one night only on behalf of the Rainforest Foundation Fund.

All at Trudie Styler and Sting's Rainforest Foundation Fund's 'Some Kinda Legacy' Benefit Concert, May 8th, Carnegie Hall

March 24, 2008

Roberto Alagna Awarded Légion d'Honneur: Insert Joke About The French Here

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France's former first lady Bernadette Chirac, star opera singer Roberto Alagna and US columnist John Vinocur were among the recipients of the country's highest distinction, the Legion of Honour.

French language link here.

March 10, 2008

Ay-Yi-Yi It's Roberto Alagna!

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It’s a gray mousie of a day here in Milan, so we’re digging through archive files looking for something amusing. Luckily, the diehard antics of Roberto Alagna always satisfy that Schadenfreude yearning, and we have a recent YouTube addition to thank for a few giggles. Nothing makes us cringe more than Alagna sobbing, barking, and ay-yi-yi-ing through another version of, “Aïe, pourquoi on s'aime?”, heard a few years ago on his “Roberto Alagna Chante Luis Mariano” in duet with Arielle Dombasle. Here it is again with the quirky hawt Olivia B Merilahti, lead vocalist of The Dø [warning: sound files load], a half Finnish, half French band. We had actually caught the "making of" on Arte a few months ago (hence the screenshots above and below), and now the video has arrived in all its glory! Enjoy!

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February 08, 2008

The Dukes Of Hazard: Roberto, Edward, and The Merry Wives Of Windsor & Alagna

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One was King.

The other was Alfredo. At la Scala. Under Muti. At 27. With Pavarotti's blessing. And, if you're an opera singer, or a Republican (in the UK sense, not in the Huckabee sense), it pretty much comes close to being King, too.

Then they both got married.

To Wallis & Angela (the double date from hail, when you think about it).

Anyway.

Roberto Alagna is now in beautiful Valencia to appear at the Palau in Le Dernier Jour D'Un Condamné, written by his brother David Alagna (the one who did the Orphée mashup that got savagely booed in Bologna and received some nastykinZ review as well).

His lovely wife Angela Gheorghiu, as she so often does, canceled on his a$$ so there's another soprano in the cast. But there's also Erwin Schrott appearing alongside Roburto, Schrott the daddy-to-be of Pregs Trebs's baby, so that's going to be one fun production (Anna netrebko is in Valencia too, eating ginormous amounts of fish). Esp. if an emerging artist like Ervino -- who could totally ride his supasta girlfriend's coattails to some serious level of fame in these next few years if he's smart and he may very well be -- studies Alagna up close. As a cautionary tale.

 

A post where the most elegant man of the XX century appears (the Duke of Windsor, not RA) can only end on a high fashion note: enjoy a close up of Alagna's interesting leather/herringbone overcoat.

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January 13, 2008

eyewitness account of gluck's orfee

Noangle OC publishes a report from a kind reader, who was in the audience @ Teatro Comunale di Bologna for Friday night's production of the Brothers Alagna crapfest of Gluck's Orphée et Eurydice, albeit with secondary cast Orfeo sung by John Osborn, Euridice sung by Daria Masiero, and Amore sung by Gezim Myshketa. OC broke the story here and here. He generously shares his reactions:

"The production was a mess! Act 2 was strange; the chorus was in very strange mummy costumes that half of them still couldn't walk in. And the use of stage-smoke that filled the theatre, and just about killed half the people. Then when Orfeo and Euridice were finally together, they were alone on a completely empty stage. I found it quite strange that even though Orfeo knew he couldn't look at his Euridice, in this production, Mr. Osborn tended to look at his Euridice many times, in which I was expecting her to fall flat on her face and die. Which by the way would have been better…because then she would have shut up."

"To try to convince Orfeo to look at her, she tried to seduce Amore/undertaker, which for me was a disaster, because I tend to think of Euridice as a pure soul that really loves her Orfeo and is depressed -- not revengeful -- that her husband won't look at her. But, to each his own. The only thing I have to say about the cutting up of the score is that Mr. Giampaolo Bisanti [Herr Director] should be very ashamed that he allowed the Alagna family to treat the score of a master like Gluck in this way."

"The audience reacted with some booos, but after listening to the clips on the internet, there were less booos than at la prima. I do have to say that usually on my subscription night there are no empty seats, but last night there were quite a few.  I don’t' know if people are gone on vacation still…or if after hearing the bad news they decided not to come."

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January 11, 2008

"That's The Alagna Family. Take It Or Leave It": The Board Of Teatro Comunale di Bologna Weeps

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The boos. The wolf whistles. The sarcastic yell of "Bravo Alfredo". Then the harshest reviews in recent memory, with an unusual above-the-fold front-page slap from Italy's leading daily newspaper.

Inevitably, today the board of Teatro Comunale di Bologna has reacted with, shall we say, mixed enthusiasm, to the Alagna brothers rewriting of Gluck's Orphéè Et Eurydice.

Fabio Roversi Monaco, chairman of Fondazione Carisbo (the massive Cassa di Risparmio di Bologna bank institute), the most generous private donor to the cash-strapped Bologna opera house,  is said to be privately fuming at the Alagnas Orphée, and made a point of having the press quote his opinion: "Bad taste".

The vice president of the theater, Pier Giorgio Forni, after diplomatically mentioning that he kind of liked of the show (I mean, after all he's one of the guys who gave it the greenlight), admits that "a chance has been wasted". But, "in the end, disagreements do stir the audience and at least there is no boredom in the debate".

Our fave quote comes from another administrator of the Teatro, Giancarlo Giusti:

«La famiglia Alagna è quella. Prendere o lasciare».

That's the Alagna family for you. Take it or leave it.

January 10, 2008

Italian Press Nukes The Alagna Brothers' Orphée: "A Desecration", "Absurd", "The Hecklers Have Every Reason In The World"

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What the hell.

It is at this point without glee that an opera blogger must find herself to cover the latest Alagna humiliating fiasco -- it is indeed a grim duty more than a pleasure. But then, teh peoples want to know what happened after the audience's boos the other night.

Today the Italian daily press slams the Bologna production of Gluck's Orphée Et Eurydice with Roberto Alagna (direction and staging by his brothers Davide and Fréderico) using extremely harsh words.

Corriere della Sera devoted, in a very unusual move, a whole page inside, and they even mentioned the Alagna fiasco on the front page, above the fold. Equally harsh treatment in La Stampa.

Corriere della Sera's critic wrote that

it's a director's duty to experiment, to explore the possibilities of a text. But you cannot change the text. Libretti are sacred; scores, even more so. But the Alagna brothers have used to Gluck to tell a much different story. They replaced Amore, a soprano, with an undertaker -- a baritone. They morphed Eurydice into a cheap whore who spreads her legs on a funeral car's hood for the benefit of the undertaker. The happy ending became a tragic one. They pasted onto the work a prologue of their own creation. They cut and pasted parts of the score at random...

Everything seems to have been created for the benefit of the alleged divo (in the twilight of his career), a divo who has problems to what's left of his vocal abilities...

The conductor allowed this desecration to take place...

It'd be more honest if they simply wrote on the playbill, "Orphée Et Eurydice By The Alagna Brothers, freely inspired by the opera by C.W.Gluck"      

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Another story in the Corriere carries an interview with Davide Alagna.

Some choice quotes:

I betrayed Gluck to be more faithful to the myth. It was Gluck who changed the original myth... Gluck himself wrote two versions of this story. Berlioz worked on the myth of Orpheus, too. Opera needs to be transformed if we don't want opera to die.

Our favorite part: when the journalist politely points out that "Gluck and Berlioz were great composers", Davide Alagna, with the trademark modesty of his family snaps back

"And aren't I one, too?".

Then he threatens to change Carmen, too, for the Chatelet in Paris.

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January 09, 2008

There He Goes Aagain: Roberto Alagna, From Radames To Orphée To BOOOOOOO. Roburto Booed In Boologna

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Dang drama llama.

We spend the day shopping for saldi, buying some tasty 50%-off Louboutins and some snug snazzy Costume National boots and a little Miu Miu / 10 Corso Como cashmere, then we try to recover with some tasty dinner out, but then Radio Tre broadcasts live from Teatro Comunale di Bologna the appalling Orphèè Et Eurydice directed by David Alagna with his brother Roberto as Orphée, all hail breaks loose, and we have to drag the drama llama out of his little stable once again. In the middle of the night.

Briefly, cause it's late and cause the Alagna shenanigans are getting very old very fast: only yesterday we were discussing how -- the example was "Ombra mai fu" -- vanity projects make famous singers try to bend the rules and sing stuff that's just not made for their voices. So everybody sings a very particular aria for mezzo such as "Ombra mai fu",  with mostly bad results.

Alagna -- with his "director" brother -- did the same: earlier tonight in Bologna they dug up poor Gluck's corpse, tore it apart, reassembled it, Frankenstein-like, to adapt OEE to a (not so brilliant anymore) light tenor voice such as Roberto's. Add some weird staging ideas (in the "modernized", Alagnaized Orphée, Eurydice dies in a car crash), and the result was a healthy dose of boos at the end of the opera.

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The 2 acts recorded from the broadcast are all over rapidshare, really, but we advise against listening to it all, in its relentless ugliness (we skimmed both files, and they really really suX).

But the good part, the boos, are here: in a mercifully brief mp3, about a minute, free download with yousendit.

Blogger Parsifal79 is embracing the drama llama, and has a lot more.

October 17, 2007

Roburto Teh Vampire Slayer Ghostbuster

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«I took it as a sign from God.» «Tonight, I have finally put away the ghosts of Milan that have haunted me,» he said during a midnight interview in his dressing room.

Roberto Alagna sings Radames in NYC (no loggionisti need apply), talks nonsense afterwards; our merciless big sister La Cieca posts a review from reader Gualtier Malde.

October 15, 2007

"A Cool Cad"

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Good to see that Roburto is gaining back some much-needed confidence
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September 27, 2007

Anna & Roburto 2getha 4eva xoxoxo

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A totally tranked out Roberto Alagna trying to defend his innocence (and his hairy thighs) from Anna Bananna's impure thoughts & horny hands; and, a great shot of Anna Netrebko togged to teh bricks in Gounod's "Romeo et Juliette" the other night.

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September 26, 2007

Alagna's Antics and Netrebko's Triumph: Roméo et Juliette at the Metropolitan Opera

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Certainly no booing last night, as The Metropolitan Opera’s packed house of Gounod's Roméo et Juliette la prima seemed to be comprised of both Alagna’s and Netrebko’s fan club entourages. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Alagna was off to a strong start in front of the packed house, and although he impressed quickly, he tired noticeably, tampering-out shortly before the first intermission. Fair enough, since this performance has funky breaks, and finally splices a proper intermission only after the first two hours have elapsed.

It wasn’t until after the intermission that Alagna started reverting to a reoccurring issue that peppered Acts I-III: Sharping. Scattered through Act I, II, and III, he would at times rise-up to a sharp landing. By the second half, he was ####’ing all over tha ##ing place. Roberto Alagna? More like Al Sharpton. It was only during his duets with Netrebko that he was able to level-out and come back down to Gounod’s markings. The audience didn’t seem to mind, as his stage presence was charismatic and sprite, and he certainly won over his fans in Tiffany & Co. blue, well-tailored ensembles (tight pants & fitted jackets were favored).

However, the notes that he nailed sounded good, with decent control, as well as most of Acts I, II & III. His diction was (obvs) outstanding, clear, and bright. His acting was not overtly hammy, and he had a nice light and convincing touch. But something was up with Roméo’s stage exits, as just about every single egress was marked with a quick sprint off the stage into the darkness of the wings. He was srsly channeling Napoleon Dynamite.

It also seemed that Alagna was not terribly synchronized with Maestro Domingo, or else his breath-control had waned. Or more rehearsals were needed. Or maybe someone forgot to bring Alagna his sugar cookies and orange juice. One aria he ended at least a dozen measures before Domingo completed the orchestral phrasing to couch it. Oh Alagna, how you charm us with your 45ish-going-on-21 physique, deepest tan, and naiveté. Regardless, he looked great [not sweaty, very good color], put lots of energy into his blocking, and worked extremely well with Netrebko who reciprocated and flattered his interpretation. His voice, when he had good control, filled completely the vast theater hall.

Netrebko, on the other hand, was impossible to cut-up. She was in perfect form, dramatically and lyrically. Her accents, her control, and her dynamic were everything the audience could ask for. She nailed it, and left nothing desired. She was able to pull off every range of emotion, a convincing and addictive performance. She came across as having understood her role thoroughly (not, however, played as a petulant 14-year-old, colored more as a slightly sophisticated college girl), and was synchronized intrinsically with Domingo. Her luxuriant voice was like a huge embrace, streaming through the hall and stunning the audience. Ok, well, her pronunciation is kinda teh suck compared to Alagna’s, but she looks better in stilettos than he does so whatevs.

The Prologue introduced the immense MET chorus and Johannes Leiacker’s sets, everyone in the chorus dressed in those garish colors seen at a yae olde renaissance fair. Under white lights it was a bit too circusy, but when washed and toned under the yellow floodlights, it was perfect. I remember reading that the Capulets and Montagues were dressed in opposing colors like Bloods & Crips, but it seemed more like Paint ‘N Swirl had hit the stage.

This two-year-old production had made its inaugural debut at the highly anticipated MET premiere during November 2005, created by Guy Joosten. Joosten took the concept of “star crossed lovers” literally, and filled the stage and scenery with celestial images. The floor was an immense checkerboard wood in tan and dark brown. Above that sat a raised circular platform that revolved and pitched according to action and scene, with astrological signs painted on the border. Above the stage there was a floating mobile of rings and orbs that turned at whim. Behind the circular stage, icky photo images of galaxies, moons, and eclipsed suns flickered. Super lame. Like stock photos they would have put on mouse pads circa 1995. Like a bootleg PowerPoint presentation. The background scenery consisted of sliding panels of faux wood that were etched/painted with Italian Renaissance architecture. Among the various scene transitions that seemed to be constantly spinning, there was great cohesion, sealing the story well.

With Netrebko’s appearance in Act I, all eyes were drawn to her, as she traipsed around the stage in a luscious Barbie pink dress and little matching shoes. Ah! Je Veux Vivre Dans Le Reve (the Waltz Song) was an obvious hit, Netrebko beguiling, charming, and flirtatious, her coloratura finely tuned. The applause and cheers were much louder, more concentrated, and more sustained than Monday night’s Lucia.

Act II’s courtyard was devoid of foliage or green, which kind of sucked, and made me feel like I had sawdust in my throat. Eeewww. No gardens, no trees, no flowers. Alagna’s L'amour, L'amour! was vary niiiice. i like. Netrebko appeared in a white nightgown, loose hair, looking splendid.

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(Mezzo-soprano Isabel Leonard. Image: Columbia Artists Management Inc.)

Act III’s memory was mostly the man-pants Isabel Leonard’s Stéphano (pictured above...i just had to drop an image because she's so cute!) in her MET debut, who awed the audience and sent them into the rare laughs shared for the night. The fight scene, which always breaks my heart, was poorly choreographed. Or again, it seemed like there weren’t enough rehearsals. It wasn’t convincing or well-timed, and gawd knows OC loves herself a fight scene. I fear that so many resources were tied into facilitating the new Lucia that this production fell along the wayside. The one cool thing about the fight scene however is that the round platform began spinning and then tilted, which I'm convincing myself was done in homage to Flash Gordon’s fight with Prince Vultan on that Hawk-Man planet. So kewl!

At the first intermission, reeling a few minutes before 10 pm, it was apparent that Alagna et cetera had been performing for at least two hours (not counting warm-ups). This R&J version restored about a half-dozen cuts, so it ran long, but for Alagna, it was like twenty minutes too long.

Act IV boasted the now-famous gorgeous floating, spot-lit bed suspended on cables, a completely dark stage with only pin-pricks of light filtered through. The effect was as though the lovers were floating in the heavens. Va! Je T'ai Pardonne was sumptuous, as Alagna and Netrebko fooled around convincingly on the sheet-draped bed, Alagna in blue capris and Netrebko in a nightgown. It was less hawt than Massenet's Manon, but much more tender. Netrebko’s Dieu! Quel Frisson Court Dans Mes Veines! was accompanied by wonderfully detailed acting, making her inevitable decision most wrenching and fraught with unseen danger.

Act V was brilliant. They both slammed it, and C'est La...Salut! Tombeau Sombre Et Silencieux! almost made OC shed a tear. Almost. Alagna's voice broke sorrowfully over his notes. They extinguished their love only as their lives respired their last. But at the end of the night, truth be told, we rilly missed Rolando!

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(Above: the Metropolitan Opera house for Gounod's Roméo et Juliette on September 25, 2007, one night after the 2007-08 season opener.)

September 25, 2007

Alagna and Halo 3: Not Much in Common, But Here’s a Post Anyway

If a robot war erupts, I'm going to grab the only thing that I care about in this world and drive to my mountain bomb shelter: that's right, my xb0x & Halo 3. Today marks the official release of xb0x's Halo 3, and OC needs to cram as much gaming into her system before heading out for tonight's la prima of Gounod's Roméo et Juliette at The Metropolitan Opera. Yah i'm a gamer, so what of it? One thing's for sure...I'm sooo thankful to be in USA right now because my cyberfriends in Italy have to wait until tomorrow to get their hands on the new release. BWAHAHA! SUCK ON THAT EUOROP! You can take your free healthcare and shove it. You can't buy my vote! :D

btw, if you haven't seen the Halo 3 promo spot on television, check it out online: Chopin's Prelude in D Flat Major captures the mood that xb0x intended for their highly anticipated launch. No, it’s not this, or this, although it's easy to place the influence. /DAMN! Glass is a biter!

Opera Chic already reported on the Xbox team’s heavy reliance on Frederick Chopin, with touching homage to the late composer via his own video game, Trusty Bell: Chopin No Yume/Eternal Sonata. And although Chopin wasn't further pillaged to provide the Halo 3 soundtrack, American composer Martin O'Donnell (who also gave us that horribly infectious Flinstones Vitamins commercials "10 millions strong and growing") is back with the Halo team and is again the force behind the soundtrack.

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Anyway, I promise I’ll rip myself away from the box and make an appearance at tonight’s R&J, and share all about Maestro Plácido Domingo’s conducting, Anna Netrebko’s Juliette, and Roberto Alagna’s Roméo (if he shows up). 

Let’s hope the MET audience behave themselves, and refrain from booing our two previously-slighted men, Domingo & Alagna. Remember that before Alagna made booing so super cool, the NYC audience booed-off Placido just five days earlier than the Alagna Aida storm-off, with the Tuesday, December 5, 2006 production of Giacomo Puccini's La Bohème (with Villazón and Netrebko). Wait a sec, what am I talking about? BRING IT ON!

September 05, 2007

Loggionisti Need Not Apply: The Alarghiu Family Takes Marseille

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Ten minutes of applause -- most of it thanks to the New York Sun critic disguised as a Frenchman, beret on his head and baguette under his armpit, "Bush-Cheney 08 ANYWAY" sticker concealed under the shirt -- in Marseille last night for Roberto Alagna and Angela Gheorghiu in the premiere of the Vladimir Cosma's (the guy who scored the flicks from La Boum series, teen-movies extraordinaire that make John Hughes look like Billy Wilder) new opera, Marius Et Fanny.

As we said the other day, for all OC's dislike for AG, we're rooting for a Alagna comeback; now, doing Cosma in Marseille is not exactly the greatest thing ever, but here's hoping the surgery fixed everything and now Roburto can go back to having an illness-free, temper-tantrum-free career (but please, still with a bit of drama now and then!).
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September 02, 2007

Roberto Facci Sognare

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At the Marseille Opera excitement is, like, off tha hook for the imminent prémiere of Marius Et Fanny (the opera, not the bakery): starring post-op Roberto Alagna, who says that the Vladimir Cosma (ie the dude who scored Diva and, regretfully, those frightening Sophie Marceau early-80s teen flicks) opera makes him "dream".

Since RA, for all his bad choices, remains the (heavily) more talented half of the Gheorghiu family, and we'd just like to see a big comeback from him, if he chooses the right roles and tries to ditch his marginally talented brothers and sticks to what he does best, ie actual (not-Cosma) French opera and -- carefully -- some Verdi, well, a heartfelt "in bocca al lupo!" to Roburto.

August 03, 2007

Roberto Alagna Unclogs His Blowhole

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OC’s greatest inspiration Parsifal posted some of the freshest footage of the irrefutable 2006 Drama King Champion Roberto Alagna, and how he is currently enjoying his Wet Hot [American French] Summer.

Head over to Parsifal’s Blog for video (and screenshots) of a topless, tanned, and toned Alagna hustlin in his poolside villa, as he walks us through an impromptu workout clad in cargo capris and kicks, finishing-up with a lap in a pair of tight, black Speedos. laffeaux laffeaux. lole hey guys speeeeedos HEY GUYS I WEAR SPEEDOS OK? Then the last scene cuts to Alagna in the white cotton pants and white roach-stomping boots that we first saw in the May El Pais interview. hay u sexay thing…come here i got somethin i wanna show u. We :heart: u parsifal!

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June 26, 2007

It's ON, bYotches!

Roberto Alagna SpEAks!

online chat with Le Monde de la Musique

OK, it's ovah!

And to think that we turned down an invitation to the opening of the new Ballantyne store in via Sant'Andrea for this! wtf!

Anyway, very few newsworthy bits (and remember the chat transcript will soon be up at the Le Monde de la Musique site).

Alagna said he won't be able to make it to Milan to see Angela in Traviata at la Scala next week because he's busy working (k).

He repeated that the opposition against him at la Scala for Aida last December was "political":

it's too long to explain those political reasons, i can only say it was a new direction a la scala for this opening and the old direction made everything to spoil the evening
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tthe loggionisti were not against me i think they know me very well i have nothing with them

About his lawsuit with la Scala and GM Stephane Lissner:

je suis en procès avec la scala... nous verrons bien

About his future choices:

j'aimerais bien chanter la périchole d'offenbach
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i would like to sing in russian, the language is beautiful, so warm, i need time to study or maybe to find a very good teacher, nasdarovie

There was time for the downright bizarre.

I change parfume each day

 
His plans for the future:

i will sing chenier in monte-carlo next year, at the Met Peter Gelb changed with butterfly because it's a new production and the chenier was made by Volpe, the old manager

June 25, 2007

Countdown to Alagna chat: 24 Hours... tick... tick... tick

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Less than 24 hours to the chat with Roberto Alagna on Le Monde De La Musique, @ 7PM tomorrow France time

We have another question:

What if those mean mean loggionisti don't boo your wife next week? Even better, what if they boo her but she doesn't leave the theater?

June 13, 2007

Roberto Alagna SPEAKS!

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Roberto Alagna (pictured above in a photo AP) will chat with his fans -- whatever's left of them -- on June 26 on the awesome Le Monde de la Musique.

Some of our questions:

a/s/l & how much heat r u packing?

Is Angela as mean as everybody says, or is she worse?

Who settled your 5-star hotel bill in Milan after you ran off of Aida, la Scala or yourself?

Did you really allow your career to crash itself into a wall just so you could chat with strangers online?

You used to be the best young tenor around, working at la Scala with Muti and in Berlin with Abbado and at the Covent Garden with Pappano, leaving recordings of great beauty. We used to really look up to you. Look at yourself now. Why, Roberto, why?

June 05, 2007

Chailly: Alagna Sunk My Manon Lescaut

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Riccardo Chailly today took part in a press event to plug the release of his forthcoming Aida DVD, a recording of the unfortunate Scala production of last December.

Chailly explained that his next opera in Milan should have been Manon Lescaut with, um, Roberto Alagna and Angela Gheorghiu.

"The Manon project was linked to Alagna and Gheorghiu's casting, so (General Manager Stéphane) Lissner and I chose another work, Il Trittico. An opera that hasn't been staged here at la Scala in the last 25 years", Chailly said.

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May 30, 2007

*cries*

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It's been 12 days since the OC blog has been Roberto Alagna-free, and we were hoping we could make it last to at least two weeks...but the OC inbox is clogged with readers asking why we haven't yet posted on the latest Alagna flounderings.

Forum boards across the vast tubes of the internets have been echoing for the past week with news of tenor Roberto Alagna's newest string of cancellations, which this time manifest as a drop-out of three June performances in Il Trovatore at Madrid’s Teatro Real.

We had first caught wind of the situation last week when dear, cherished, illuminated reader *fignaz* (who has forever gained permanent residence in the hallowed halls of OC legends) had earlier alerted Opera Chic to the massive warning signs and circulating rumors of an imminent Alagna break-down and pull-out, stating that shortly after Alagna's May 18 recital in Paris at Théâtre des Champs-Elysées (where he sang French opera arias, tarantellas, and Sicilian folk songs) the tenor had a "bad hypoglycemia attack" (codename: nervous breakdown/panic attack), which prompted the singer's doctor to intervene with rounds of diagnostic tests. We were waiting for the French papers to confirm details, but they clearly don't care, and the official statement has finally been announced by representatives at Teatro Real.

As of today, Teatro Real still hasn't knocked down Alagna's name from the la prima cast listing (opposite Fiorenza Cedolins and Dolora Zajick), but yesterday the theater announced Alagan’s Manrico replacements, including South Korean tenor Francesco Hong (sharing the dates with both la prima's Francisco Casanova and Richard Margison), who should probably start a support group for replacement tenors that have stepped in for the super-flaky Alagna, and make Antonello Palombi the treasurer.) [ed: As of this morning, Alagna has been pulled from the cast listing for June's Il Trovatore on the Teatro Real website].

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(the latest member of the "I Covered Alagna's Latest Cancellation And All I Got Was This Crappy T-Shirt" club, tenor Francesco Hong)

As everyone knows by now (hell, even Fox News is reporting on it), Alagna is checking into a clinic this weekend for a nose job that will take six weeks of recovery time and two weeks restriction of airplane travel. The surgeons will exorcise the great goblins that reside inside his nasal cavities, currently robbing him of precious oxygen...or something like that. listen, this is totally ridicculous, i talked to alagna's doctor onetime in an elevator in paris and he didnt mention nose jobs at all. i call shenanigans.

What we love is that Drama-Llama-Alagna once again managed to eclipse another great maestro, Nicola “My Grandpappy Went Duck-Hunting with Puccini” Luisotti, who will be conducting the Il Trovatore run. But who cares about the conductor when one of the worlds greatest tenors (who can't seem to find access to any of the worlds greatest doctors) might be sick? omg halp sumbuddy halp roberdo b4 he flies n 2 another steroid rage! I asked for my cheeseburger without pickles biyotch *overturns trays**punches cashier* RAWR RAWR.

While discussing Alagna, no one should miss this Spanish-language interview from El Pais, (also alerted to us by fignaz) where Alagna rehashes more of his old beefs with conductors and other paranoid ramblings. Bonus is the accompanying image of Alagna in the most insane selection of white pants and shoes, which I shamelessly copied+pasted from the story below. Where does one even buy shoes like that? Forget the doctors...this man needs a stylist!~ STAT!

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now here's a picture of the cuddly knut (before he got ugly) to chase away the horror of Alagna's white pants/shoes above:

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May 18, 2007

Bergonzi vs. Alagna: Sometimes Even Geniuses Have a Case of Teh Suck Real Bad

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Sometimes people still ask us, "Opera Chic, why you still h8in on poor Alagna?", and our standard answer is, "'cause hes so lame, y'alls". No, seriously, Opera Chic used to be in the pro-Alagna camp back when he was a normal person and a good tenor -- we still like his 1992 Traviata with Fabbricini and Muti, his Don Carlos with Pappano is another winner -- and we still consider him to be the nicer/cooler part of the Angelagna couple.

And frankly, given all the crap Roberto took for his Celeste Aida last December, we decided to dig up from the Opera Chic archives a mp3 clip of the same aria sung by the prince of all Verdi tenors, our dearest Maestro, the genius that is Carlo Bergonzi.

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Even Bergonzi, the best ever, who's Joe Louis + Muhammad Ali + Pelé + Babe Ruth + Joe Di Maggio all wrapped into one...well, even Bergonzi could seriously screw things up.

Here's a truly appalling example, his "Celeste Aida" at La Scala in 1976, conducted by Thomas Schippers.

You can download the file here.

Frankly, had Roberto butchered that finale the way Bergonzi did, he'd have been hunted down to his Principe di Savoia suite and executed on the spot by a mob of angry loggionisti. fo'reals.

Instead, Bergonzi got a few chuckles, and some rumblings here and there.

It really was the suxx0r for Roberto that fateful evening in December. Although we still get a kick out of his doomsday, paranoid, feverish karate-chopping theories of sabotage.   

April 06, 2007

Gheorghiu Snarks Netrebko, Does Not Particularly Defend Husband, Roberto Alagna for La Scala Walk-Out.

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Romanian diva Angela Gheorghiu finally speaks (well, almost) about her husband Roberto Alagna’s infamous walk-out from the La Scala production of Aida last December. She doesn’t really defend her husband (as we’ll see), allowing her words to be read between the lines of the Corriere interview. She also starts a catfight with the younger Anna Netrebko. Meee-oww-wr! Claws out, kittens! She also disses Maria Callas, a soprano that was actually slightly more talented than she is, but she doesn’t really seem to care; or we think that she hasn’t really listened to Callas’s recordings all that carefully. The rest of the article was full of *words words words* that didn't really resonate (it's 1:30 am the night before OC hits the Dolomiti early tomorrow morning for Easter holiday what could be more important than that??). So I'll leave you with a trifecta of slightly incendiary quotes:

Gheorghiu on husband Roberto Alagna:

“I have spoken with Franco Zeffirelli about the episode when my husband walked-out off the Aida production at La Scala, and everything is fine. Find me a couple where the husband and wife always think alike. I’m not saying that Roberto has made a mistake. My idea I will keep to myself.”

Gheorghiu on Maria Callas:

“Zeffirelli, who will direct me on April 20 at Opera di Roma in La Traviata, is obsessed with Callas’ ghost. But I have never felt her shadow’s presence. I’ve had two singers set examples for me, and they are Eugenia Moldoveanu and Virginia Zeani. When I sing, I don’t think about any other sopranos. I like to be an original. “

Gheorghiu on Anna Netrebko:

"My husband sang with her, but do you know how many tenors would like to be in my arms? Anna I have heard only in Don Giovanni. She still has something to demonstrate. But anyway, I am more of an expert on tenors.”

GURLS GURLS UR **BOTH** PRETTY!

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March 18, 2007

Rolando Villazon @ La Scala: Finalmente! Also, Alagna still suXx0r

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Opera Chic's all excited because of the almost-summer weather these days, but also by the presence in town of her beloved Rolando "Electric Horseman" Villazon; he's in Milan -- no mustache, sadly -- to record a new recital with Orchestra Verdi (Italian arias, conductor Daniele Callegari), and he has given an interview to La Stampa.

Because OMGOMGOMG he'll finally make his Scala debut in L'Elisir d'Amore, with Anna Netrebko, in 2010 2008 2009! (he had previously turned down an offer for Tosca next year -- a bada§§ Barenboim/Bondy production, apparently because he didn't want to introduce himself to the audience here in such a complicated role. Opera Chic still thinks he'd be awesome as Magnum PI, by the way).

In the interview he mentions his excitement at his future debut here (blah, blah), and then talks about Alagna:

"I dont judge him. Roberto is a great artist and it pains me that he'll be remembered for that sad moment (ed: his leaving the stage) instead that for all his great roles. Anyway, I wouldn't have left the stage. We always have to remember that we are singers, not creators. We are not Verdi, or Puccini. Opera is more important than those who sing".

Re: his talent for drawing funny cartoons:

"It's a hobby and a hommage to Caruso, who liked to draw as well. But he was better than I am at drawing, too".

He repeats that he'll never sing Wagner (YAY!!!!!) because his voice does not agree with Wagner's music (don't worry: our ears don't agree with his stuff, either, Rolando) and then surprises us:

"There's a part I could sing but I chose not to: Pinkerton. Not because he's an a$$hole (literally: str0nz0 in the original Italian), the Duke of Mantua is one, too, but I still sing the part. No, Pinkerton is not my role because I just cannot find myself in him, I don't feel the role".

Two words, sweet Rolando: Magnum PI.

March 05, 2007

Alagna Says: I'll Be Back!

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In today’s Corriere, Alagna shares with the public a few quotable gems during a recent interview regarding his current Manon in Vienna, his three recent cancellations in Italy, and his struggling relationship with Teatro alla Scala. On first read, it comes across as hilarious. On the second read: not so funny.

The article, "Alagna a Star in Vienna; I will Sue La Scala: In Italy, Also Abandoned by Zeffirelli; I Will Block the Aida DVD," begins with some Roman slang:

"In Italy they call him, ‘The Tenor Of The Three Holes.’" [ed: In Roman slang, cancellations & no-shows are regarded as "holes", so he's a tenor "delle tre buche", or "of three holes". All three are alluding to the La Scala Aida, the Opera di Roma La Traviata, and the 57th Sanremo cancellations.]

  • Alagna begins: “If a colleague cancels an engagement, nothing happens. If I cancel, it’s like an earthquake.” Alagna continues, “They call me and Angela ‘The Bonnie and Clyde of Opera’: Angela didn’t know what it had meant, so I bought the movie for her. She cried. [ed: omg no way] But the truth is that all of the theaters want me. After Milan, I’m a celebrity.”
  • On his cancellation of Sanremo: “They (The Staatsoper) had given me permission to sing in Sanremo, and I wanted the challenge, I was curious.”

Then Alagna addresses his feelings towards La Scala, and regards the management in a dismissive tone as “Those People”. He feels “betrayed” by Zeffirelli, and continues-on about Zeffirelli's false enthusiasm, saying, “He was crazy with joy. He told me that he had never cast a couple that loves each other in real life, and then he gave me an autographed copy of his book with a dedication that I won’t even begin to describe to you.”

  • On his flight from the stage at La Scala: “I was abandoned by everybody. After the crowd booed me, I was ready to come back. I would have looked straight at the audience, and I would have asked, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, shall we go on?’ But my replacement was already there on the stage.”
  • On the La Scala lawsuit: “La Scala did indeed forbid me to sing via their lawyers. But they unilaterally broke the contract. So I sued.”
  • On the forthcoming Decca-produced Aida DVD: “I called Decca. I won’t authorize the sale of a DVD of Aida in which you are only able to see the sets, or where the singers are indistinguishable and far away. I’m a producer, too, and I know how to make a good video. I asked that we add to the video -- as special content -- a scene of the crowd booing me. They cannot publish anything without my consent. The people side with me. Do you know how many records I’ve sold in 2006? 970,000! Find me another singer who did that. I’d do it all over again.”
  • On the police threats from December 10, 2006 when he showed-up at La Scala against their wishes: “Somebody at La Scala spread some gossip. They said I had fled to Paris, but all of that was lies. That’s why I showed up in front of the theater, to counter-act those claims. There were carabinieri [teh Italian police] in front of the theater because they were equating me to the bandit Salvatore Giuliano [the most famous bandit in Italy]. And why do you think everybody was against me? Because I was a whipping boy. Who is the real target, you ask? It’s not me, but really General Manager of La Scala Stéphane Lissner”.

The interviewer then asks Alagna, “So, is it over for you and Milan?" Alagna replies, “I don’t exclude anybody. La Scala is mine. It does not belong to ‘Those People' [addressing La Scala management]. It’s like telling a Christian he can’t go to church anymore. God made me a tenor.”

  • Alagna regarding the Rome cancellation of La Traviata: “I had to go to Paris for Simon Boccanegra, so I saw the staging of La Travitata. But I didn’t like it, so I cancelled. It was a sort of concerto version. So then I made myself available to Rome for just two nights. And it wasn’t good enough for them. They have the bad habit of announcing the cast even if they don’t have a signed contract with the artists yet. I told them: ‘Guys, I’ll come if I can, with pleasure’. Artistic Director Mauro Trombetta, a delightful person, told me that in Rome, I’d be the new Beniamino Gigli. But I don’t have room in my schedule for now. I have to study four new operas,