Opera Chic

Robert Carsen's Alcina at Teatro Alla Scala

Canadian director Robert Carsen's decade-old production of Haendel's Alcina, to celebrate the 250th anniversary to Handel's death was dusted off from Opéra National de Paris (which also traveled to Chicago Lyric Opera in the Fall of 1999 and starred Natalie Dessay as Morgana and Renee Fleming as Alcina) but should have probably been kept under lock & key, left to gather mold. OC is on the record as being an ardent Robert Carsen fan & devotee, having seen half-a-dozen Carsen productions since her three years in Milan -- his Scala Candide was brilliant but hammy-handed, his Teatro Regio Torino Salome was earth-shattering in its emotional and artistic impact, his Wiener Staatsoper Manon Lescaut was kind of meeeh, his Scala Kát'a Kabanová was completely off-the-hook, and his Opernhaus Zürich Semele was elegance squared -- and OC's DVD of Carsen's Dialogue des Carmelites is a prized possession of a perfect -- yes, perfect -- staging, but the production we saw last night was Carsen in derivative form, action distilled to a meager slice of remembrance, static, tenuous shadows of his Semele without most of the wit or tongue-in-cheek social commentary that Carsen has perfected like a rebellious teenager. He is not Ingmar Bergman, thank goodness, and he shouldn't pretend to be -- he's usually not bashful about being an opera director.

Seen at Milan's Piermarini for the first time last night, la prima was dampened by two meager, tepid curtain calls, mercifully abbreviated to spare poor Patricia Petibon's Scala debut further scorn from the thorny logginonisti who hurled boos at her (in addition to a conflagration of booing at the end of Act I). 

Heavy cuts (at least half-a-dozen arias, the chorus -- Maestro Casoni's peerless chorus -- reduced to a much smaller role, no ballet, and Oberto chillingly mutilated) peppered this almost-4-hour (including scene changes) production. Carsen used the desaturated, ivory walls of a palace to cage-in the action (ripped off by Claus Guth for his 2006 Nozze, with mold added here and there, and that unwritten Cupid), doors that slid open to reveal a garden -- touchingly Rousseauian in its dashing greens. The furniture consisted of, like, four Chippendale chairs, and a wheeled dinner cart. Lights -- very beautifully designed, obviously -- can not always compensate for that kind of spareness.

Act I opened to the all-male chorus in various states of undress slumbering on the floor (we had full-on frank n' beans -- photo above NOT from la Scala but from the same production in 2004 at Opéra Garnier)...a Spencer Tunick opening move by chess master Carsen that made us hope for much better things to come. The director chose to make the corps literally into corpses, men-turned-zombies from Alcina's charms, the ghosts of her past, the Furies of love past, and we like to consider that a Sam Raimi/Evil Dead homage -- without putrefaction -- even if it wasn't. Although there was lots of nudity, there was no sensual, sexual energy. The production, on purpose, was cold and stripped of any eroticism by that big Canadian tease.

Petibon, whose thin voice -- with less than perfect coloratura -- is more viable in a tiny Baroque opera house environment or recording studio, and was swallowed in the crevasses of Scala despite possible ~audio enhancement~ [last night at a certain interval of the opera, there was the clear, unmistakeable high-pitched whining of classic audio feedback which was obviously amped from the Scala stage...we're dying with this one because clearly there was some sort of amplification audio system being used; we knew Berlin's Staatsoper already used electronic sound enhancement, we didn't know la Scala had followed through], struggled from the beginning of her Scala debut last night. Act II's "Ama, sospira" was a rough embark despite the ethereal violin solo, Petibon labored through the grueling aria, struggling to keep up with Maestro Antonini's speed, appearing almost as pained as she looked in her (not-so-high) heels and tight French-maid costume.

Petibon was too sporty, too distracted, and too frivolous to be effective -- she was following stage directions, O.K., but you need different acting skills to pull it off -- she probably couldn't. She hobbled around in kitten heels that could have been 8-inch stilettos considering the way she plodded across the stage. Opera Chic felt bad for Petibon, and we're still fans of the lovely redhead...this was simply the wrong production for her.

It was at the end of Act I after Morgana's Tornami a vagheggiar that the Scala audience first voiced their disapproval. Roundly booed as the curtain went down, the boos fell onto an empty stage, but there was no doubt they were meant for Petibon, whose weak phrasing and underwhelming interpretation were an easy target for the *serious businessman* loggioni. Petibon's accuti were decent with her fluttering technique, but she lacked focus.

And in Tornami we have one of the very, very few truly outstanding monents in Carsen's staging -- Morgana serving dinner to an empty jacket -- those men, aren't they just empty suits? -- and dancing a little happy dance... The problem being that Nathalie Dessay (in a production that William Christie led beautifully as always) pulled it off with humor and her sweetness and vulnerability and gusto (see video below); Petibon couldn't.

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Maestro John Axelrod & Cellist Han-Na Chang with Orchestra Verdi Enter The 36 Chambers in Schubert/Elgar/Brahms

Sometimes, blessedly, music is still about quality over hype, talent over self-importance -- Milan's Orchestra Sinfonica Verdi a case in question. The most successful -- in terms of ticket sales -- symphony orchestra in Italy that more often than not manages to fill to almost full capacity the warm, sleek confines of Auditorium di Milano, the modern, coolly-designed concert hall privately owned by the orchestra (another exception to the Italian rule), la Verdi is all about music over anything else (including political connections, the lack of which makes them a traditionally, and shamefully, underfunded-by-the-govt institution). If you add to all this the very real fact that "La Verdi" as we call it here, has very humane prices -- as opposed to painfully overpriced la Scala -- it's easy to understand how this orchestra has quickly become very dear to Opera chic's heart.

Last night represented the Verdi's recipe at its best -- if this orchestra were a beverage, it'd be like Honest Tea -- freshly brewed, no corn syrup, no preservatives. The program -- under the steady, elegant baton of American maestro John Axelrod -- started out with Franz Schubert, specifically Luciano Berio's notations of the flowing passages and daring harmonic ebbs of Schubert's "10th Symphony", a bare-bones sketch of the artist's symphonic shadows in three movements. Allegro started off a bit shaky as the Orchestra found their footing in the mellow hall, but they quickly regained their confidence under the charismatic & well-mannered baton of W. Axl Rod (looking dandy in his black nehru & fingerwaved hair). Allegro, Andante, Allegro converged splendidly in a gliding & malleable sound, experted coaxed by Axelrod, who painted a colorful narrative through the three movements.

Daniela Dessì Turns it Out: Conquering La Scala With Style

Daniela Dessì showed up earlier this week for a Teatro alla Scala recital, and by reading the program -- Fauré, Debussy, Puccini's arie giovanili and romanze da salotto (Puccini material that, to Opera Chic's ears, is not so stellar -- in that genre Tosti could do better than poor Giacomo, whose great genius lay elsewhere)  -- you would not think that this was a night for the best Puccini soprano out there -- the Tosca of our time (the first encore since 1956 -- after Tebaldi --  at Teatro Comunale di Firenze), a splendid Butterfly, a saucy Minnie (and her peerless Adriana makes her a Cilea singer of Olivero stature -- and Opera Chic does not take la signora Magda's name in vain).

A strange program, but then, Dessì began her career as a Rossini and Mozart soprano (her Scala debut, in 1989, was as Susanna) -- her repertoire got increasingly heavier in time. So Opera Chic had high hopes for the evening -- an evening that ended, as we'll see, triumphantly, because Dessì left the audience reeling and on their feet in standing ovation.

The recital started as coolly as her gown, la Dessì taking the stage in a sea foam green, frothy, floor-length dress with a tight bodice that, frankly, contained with extreme difficulty la Dessì's virtually unstoppable bewbs. The soprano was beguiling as ever, working her matching silk wrap and nodding every so often to pianist Marco Boemi (who OC wasn't particularly impressed with...inelegant pedal work and codas held way too long that sometimes distracted from la Dessì's inflections and tones). She started out coyly, perfect control and intonation as always, and it wasn't until the third Fauré piece, "Rêve d'amour", that Dessì started to really shine, continuing at a steady pace towards the climax of the first half. By the time she arrived at the Claude Debussy pieces, the audience was enthusiastically clamoring between sets, while unstoppable clapping clashed with simultaneous shushing. The Debussy works all stood out equally, from a queit, adequately nocturnal with "Nuit d'étoiles" to the final recitativo and aria from "Lia" (from "L’enfant prodigue") -- where for the first time in the recital she let it rip, unleashed that voice, and her pourquoi tu m’as quitté echoed as a heartbreaking plea for love worthy of, well, her Butterfly.

After intermission, Dessì turned up the heat, and waltzed onto the stage in a red-hawt, floor-length ball gown with a sweetheart bodice, looking stellar, the gigantosaurus bewbage that makes us love her even more held miracolously under control.

As much as the French repertoire was lovely, an interesting interpretation of a most elegant repertoire, the second half boasted seven Puccini works, more suited to la Dessì's evolving fach. Now it was time to ~Release the Kracken~! Dessì sailed through Mentìa l'avviso, Sole e amore, Sogno d’or, Terra e mare, Storiella d'amore, Morire? and Canto d'anime cranking up the heat exponentially, walking us through young Puccini's experiment, his toying with phrases that would emerge later in his most famous operas -- again, not material that seriously interfered with Opera Chic's panties the way Puccini operas do -- the vastly inferior Tosti did that kind of material better -- but Dessì's musicality and intelligence made it a worthwile musical journey.

It was all good, a nice night untile she treated the clamoring audience to five encores. And here, after a touching Mozart hommage to the Daniela of yesteryear, Dessì's unleashed her vocal Ferrari on Puccini and Cilea opera arias, throwing red meat in la Scala's hungry crawr the way few sopranos nowadays can do. Towards the last two encore, the audience couldn't even contain themselves, and just screamed random compliments and requests at the humble artist.

Let's see. First, she mentioned how, twenty years ago, she debuted at la Scala as Susanna, and she wanted to give us "Porgi amor" from Le Nozze, in memory of that very special night; Dessì's voice has grown since then, got larger, darker, stronger, and still she wore Mozart's melody like a glove, giving us a tender, melancholy, stately distinction, her final "or at least let me die" full of heartbreak and hard-earned wisdom. In Corriere della Sera's wise words, her "Porgi amor" was "immaculate" (the Milanese paper of record headlined the review with "Daniela Dessì Conquers La Scala", clocking in the ovations at 15 minutes, probably a record -- or close -- for voice recital).

She followed with Cilèa's "Poveri fiori" from Adriana Lecouvreur, wonderfully raising the stakes in one of her strongest roles; Puccini's "O mio babbino caro" from Gianni Schicchi, at breakneck speed and without the usual silly schmaltz -- and a virtuoso, delicate-as-a-cobweb hushed finale that should be have been recorded and studied from now on by young sopranos willing to tackle Lauretta; a ballsy "Tu che di gel sei cinta" from Turandot, all withheld aggression flaunting some insane pianissimi; and then, in front of a sweaty, throbbing audience almost entirely on their feet, Dessì sang "Vissi d'arte". Her trademark, soulful, emotionally hammering "Vissi d'arte". We didn't record it then and there, but this is how she does it:

That's Dessì alright. How do you deny her a triumph.

The Makropulos Affair @ Scala: Immortality Never Sounded So Good

Edgar Allan Poe, that sad, crazy potato and possibly our greatest writer (together with Twain, that other nut Pound, and a couple others) taught us that there is no aestethic experience more powerful, for a reader, than being able to read a story from beginning to end in just one sitting.

(That's why he was such a firm believer in the power of short stories). Some works of musical theater, just like literature, are for their very nature best experienced in one sitting, straight up, no interruptions, no intervals, no time for overpriced drinks in the Ridotto (and no bathroom breaks, a possible issue in classical music with its increasingly aging audience).

The Makropulos Affair is one of those works that should really be staged without pause, not to dilute its subtle, creepy power. As the key theme to The Makropulos Affair, the conundrum of immortality is truly a mixed blessing. After last night's premiere of Leoš Janácek's three-act opera at Teatro alla Scala, despite the creamy music, gorgeous direction/sets, and stellar singing, we honestly felt like the old/restyled-as-new Luca Ronconi staging tested our own immortality and our resolve to keep things simpler, sparing continuity for big ideas and even bigger sets.

The Makropulos Affair is Janácek's stabby stab at turning Karel Capek's 1922 play into opera (where after he had seen the play in Prague in 1922, he started communicating with Capek to gain rights and artistic guidance), complete with libretto (penned by the maestro between 1923 - 1925) continuing on the everlasting argument of immortality.

Alfred Brendel: Farewell Tour at Teatro alla Scala Brings the House to its Feet

He wanted to leave the stage at the end of the concert, but the applause and bravi never stopped.

Alfred Brendel brought down the house earlier tonight at Teatro alla Scala in a farewell piano recital that brought the crowds to their feet, and coaxed four bis from the 77-year-old Austrian pianist.

Brendel is winding down his final days of playing on the tour circuit, as he will retire from stage on December 18, 2008 in Vienna's Musikverein with the Wiener & Mackerras. During the next two months, Brendel will travel through several European cities, and Opera Chic counts her blessings that Milan was his only Italy destination.

Earlier tonight, Brendel played (and hummed) a Haydn variation & sonatas by Mozart, Beethoven, and Schubert by memory. A smattering of missed notes, ignored codas, an auto-pilot nonchalance, and his unwavering humming, Brendel's excellent pedal technique and bright&light tones made up for any aberrations.

The ticketholders hurled bravo after bravo @ Brendel, and although the exhaustion showed and Brendel's patience wore a bit thin at a few points, he returned for over a dozen curtain calls.

More tomorrow...

Sei Un MiTo: Cecilia Bartoli Owns Malibran @ Lingotto

OC dissed some of the more fabulous Milan Fashion RTW Spring 2009 shows + parties yesterday to chillax instead with the Agile Queen herself, Cecilia Bartoli, and caravaned to Torino's Auditorium Giovanni Agnelli @ Lingotto, where la Ceci was performing as part of the MiTo festival -- Torino/Milano Festival Internazionale della Musica. The kewl thing is that the auditorium was located in a very Americanesque business center, boasting a full food court and gigantic stretches of concreted indoor space, and OC almost felt like she was back in some awesome movie like Heathers or Bring it On. Regardless, OC strutted her gorgeous a$$ through the mall in Gucci black suede booties, black Marni silk pants, two layered Helmut Lang sheer tank tops, and a cashmere/wool blend black vintage Joseph capelet. The standbye 1940s Gucci midollino purse and a fistful o' brass knuckles from smacking up the bytches. just playin.

For the recital, Cecilia Bartoli was appearing with the Orchestra La Scintilla dell'Opera di Zurigo, flaunting OC's favorite affectation -- period instruments. k thnx bi. Ok, at least they were gorgeous to look at, especially Robert Pickup's blond & red-lined clarinet, which he fingered for Donizetti's Andante sostenuto. It was a very Louboutin moment with that secksay red lining peeking out from the interior.

Ada Pesch was supposed to be the conductor/first violinist, but it was announced that she had broken her wrist in an accident and was being replaced by some other chick. Can you even imagine how much that would suck to break your wrist if you were la Ceci's first violinist? I'd just splint it up in a makeshift Alexander McQueen skullprint scarf, pop a few vicodin, and march my a$$ on stage. [edit: It has been since confirmed that Concertmaster Ada Pesch indeed sucked it up, marched her bandaged & broken wrist onto the stage like a pro...but handed the solos over to a substitute. We wish her a speedy recovery.]

The program was more or less an alternation of the orchestral ensemble playing a small interlude, scherzo, or ouverture, and then Ceci singing one of her Maria Malibran La rivoluzione romantica CD tracks. TBQH, we're not huge fans of the intellectual Malibran program that she's been doing in circuits for the last year. It's just too romantic for our more metal tastes. /m\/m\ But TBQH, we'll take live & uncut Ceci any way we can get her. 

After the opening work by the ensemble, Ceci stepped out in a royalblue, princess-style, satin gown. The gown had a tight, sleeveless bodice, and a gigantic puff of a skirt which fell to the floor. As la Ceci walked off the stage and back she lifted the hem and glided as gracefully as a geisha with her little, sandal'd feet clacking like a baby duck. The skirt and bodice were embellished with crystals skimming along the hems in baroque design. She had accessorized with a gorgeous diamond necklace fully blinging-out of control, which bathed light and sparkle everywhere during the performance. La Ceci's been rocking these same gowns for the Maria Malibran recitals, as reported by Intermezzo, who methodically went to both *both* of Ceci's recitals in December 2007 at the Barbican. Check them out here and here (Our darling Parsifal was also there). Ceci was rocking that 1980s half-up/half-down hairstyle that she favors, and although she mos def lost weight since last December and looks pretty tite, her dress is not forgiving for teh back fett or squashed gigantosaurus bewbs.

The auditorium was pretty freaking large, and we worried that poor Ceci wouldn't quite fill the space with her voice -- and at times, her small but perfect amplification got kinda toned down in the beautiful wood beams of the new big theater. But almost all the time she stayed afloat. The orchestra was full of sweet kids, and had a spirited, lovely, enthusiastic sound, but they didn't pass the test for OC. They played with odd dynamics, unpredictable tempi, and overall had a wet, squishy, shapeless sound. We were surprised at the way some works were overly polished and restrained, and absolutely hated the double-time rush of Michael William Balfe's Yon Moon O'er the Mountains, where our favorite lycanthropic lullaby was hasty, not tasty.

The works by Manuel del Populo Vicente Garcia (Ceci sang "E non lo vedo...Son regina" and the orchestra played the ouverture from La figlia dell'aria) were soporific, followed by another tired match, "Cari giorni" by Giuseppe Persiani. "Infelice" by Felix Mendelssohn-Bartholdy barely supported the evening, and it wasn't until Rossini's "Nacqui all'affanno...non piu' mesta" that La Ceci's flame gutted the audience.

Once she delved into the more lively works, her voice was incredible, vital, and one that cannot be close to being replicated on the most mastered&remixed of CD recordings. Her speed, clarity, and accuracy were off the charts. Her voice was light and agile, throwing off her tradmark, elaborate ornamentation techniques like a super-mecha. Her running passages hit us with the force of a speeding locomotive. And we sensed not a single ounce of tension, nor did she exert any extra force. She was stunningly flawless. Really. She has irony-defeating mad skillZ. One can only bow one's expensively-coiffed head as a sign of respect for Ceci's talent and her scholarship.

The expression in her voice was truly tremendous. You can see how she interacts with each instrument as if it were a creature of flesh and blood. She reacted to the music and soloists almost as a child [childlike in her pure mannerisms & unrestrained devotion], and she would study the mood & tone until the music became, to her, a life form as real as her own body. She's insane.

After the intermission, she changed her gown to the exact same one, except in a flat red, sumptuous rich color, the same exact embellishments as the royalblue gown prior. She had taken-off her incredible necklace, tho (either that or some Cary Grant like international jewel thief stole the thing, chased by la Ceci's henchmen like in that Beastie Boys video).

At the end of the performance, she was handed individual red roses (that were handed to the audience at the auditorium door), and made a nice show of three bis.

First was a Malibran-penned cabaletta from La Tarantella,the second was from the papi of Malibrán, Manuel García's Yo que soy Contrabandista, with an entire entourage of flamenco p33ps following la Ceci to the stage comprised of two guitars and someone with castanets.

Last was another interpretation of Non piu mesta from La Cenerentola, this time done with different trills and ornamentation, while la Ceci took a playful read, waving to the balcony excitedly during the aria with her open palms like a cheerleader.

Away from the lounge chair critics and myopic a$$holes who sit around with their sound systems and label singers, la Ceci cannot be rated on her discs alone. She must be heard & seen for it to be believed...her absolute, supreme authority as one of the most prepared and confident performers in our lifetime. Nobody knows, obvs, how la Maria Malibran actually sounded. But it's pretty difficult to argue that her vintage stilettos are way too big for la Ceci to fill. 

La Ceci then orbited back to earth, as she shook hands with almost every fan that handed her a rose from the stage, and she really didn't pull any diva yeayeaokthximtirednowgo stuff...There she was: sweaty, sticky, bewbs akimbo, interacting with her fans, blazing a full smile, with no affectation. La Ceci simply outclasses. Face it.

The Final Word on Graham Vick's La Clemenza di Tito @ Teatro Regio di Torino

As initially reported here (and lots of pictures here), OC took in Graham Vick's staging of La Clemenza di Tito at Teatro Regio di Torino while you were all busy stocking-up for your Memorial Day BBQs @ Costco. Since it was a Sunday matinée, and a gray rainy day to boot, OC went extremely casual, in black J Brand Black Label jeans, black silk Viktor & Rolf off-the-shoulder blouse, Costume National black boots, black Aspesi hooded windbreaker, and the Prada shopper in ruched, black leather. And a fabulous Paul Smith umbrella in pastel, Pucci-esque swirls.

The theater was filled with like 95% senior citizens for the Sunday 3PM show, which was fine by OC. Ten minutes before the performance began, as people were taking their seats and milling about, without any cues of lighting or curtains rising, two white-gloved butlers arrived stage front and unrolled a sliver of area rug from under an art deco chair. Brilliant.

Brilliant because we think, ok, they are making a DVD out of this, but this moment can in no way be captured by the HD cameras that hadn't yet started rolling. And this is what Graham Vick is all about. The goal is that old-school, lofty ambition of luring people out of their comfort zones for live theater. In a day and age where DVDs are sealed and inked with every major recording company traversing the entire spectrum of opera theaters, it's all too easy to go months (years?) without seeing a live show and just netflixing & p2ping & Siriusing everything (while keeping a blawg or a bulletin board about it all). Why bother with the uncomfortable seats and the smelly crowds and the rude ushers and the overpriced parking when we can just pop in a DVD of your favorite opera in the comfort of our own home? We’ve grown so borooooed and cynical of stamped-out, recycled productions, all given the Broadway in&out, drive-thru seal, that going to the theater seems a scam rite?. Well, our main man Graham Vick is out to smash that, making each performance unique and exclusive, infusing live opera with the thrill of witnessing fresh blood and stuff, flaws and all. We were ready.



A black gauze curtain obscured the set stage, which was peeled back by a butler mid-overture. Before it was all revealed, only outlines of the set could be seen: a salon in a large hall with art deco tables and chairs, all in gorgeous blond wood. As the curtain was peeled away, one of the strong visual elements of the set was slowly revealed...French double doors leading to the darkness, topped by a long, horizontal row of windows, realized by set designer Jon Morrell.

During the first scene of Act I, the windows to the outside world remained inert and barely noticeable, abstract and blended into the wall as a strong design element. As the scene progressed, the approaching dawn filled and defined the windows and doors, making apparent the passage of time and sentiments. Vick's idea of using the same, static set throughout Acts I & II worked (as it did for Carsen's Teatro Regio di Torino Salome which we saw here), and it was no issue to suspend backgrounds interchanged for the Capitol, the imperial palace, the public hall, or the arena. 

This we love about Vick. He handles his big ideas with such smatterings of care and tempi. He's in no hurry to broadcast his genius. He proceeds at his own pace and slowly & elegantly uncovers his gigantic, understated ideas at his leisure. He's not going to spoon-feed you anything. Pay attention or you'll miss it all!

The slight detraction of the night was Carmela Remigio's Vitellia. She had noticeable problems with her r's and her s's...rolling those r's heartily, and strangely slurring (lisping, acthually) over her s’s. Her breath control was sloppy, but we're hoping that it was because it was the final showing of Vick’s la Clemenza and maybe she was tired. We cannot argue that her tone was anything aside from lovely, with a pleasant color...but those rough edges that kept surfacing were just too distracting. Her Act II showstopper Rondò, "Non più di fiori" was technically solid, careful, and her color and tone were pleasant…but very rough edges appeared when she pushed the high notes. The higher she went, the wilder her voice grew. It was almost like a neurotic voice. For "Non più di fiori", however, the basset horn solo was outstanding, as were the remainder of the woodwinds.

Any detractions from the event were forgiven by Monica Bacelli's insanely excellent Sesto. Dressed in black pants, with a white dress shirt and shiny black shoes, well, dang. Physically perfect in the role, her body language dictated believably to be riddled with issues. She used excellent pronunciation, and a flawless technique. Her Act I aria, "Parto, ma tu ben mio" was the most stunning. Even conductor Roberto Abbado put down his baton and clapped his hands happily. "Brava" rained down from the 90+-year-old-crowd as enthusiastically as if the audience was filled with 20-somethings. She deserved it all. Gently caressed, lovingly washed, and above all, convincing in the resolve. The final scene's Recitativo accompagnato "Oh Dei, che smania è questa" was another stellar moment mastered by Bacelli, as well as Act II, Scene IX's Rondò "Deh, per questo istante solo" which was another standout, and was met with loads of applause.

Other players, Annio's Daniela Pini and Servilia's Rachel Harnisch were bright lights, and their Act I, Scene V's duet "An, perdona al primo affetto" was a standout.


(above: this is an awesome little chill-out room they have in the theater's lobby. So 70s.)

Abbado's overture OC found a bit too stylized, cursive, and polite, but this was nonetheless heeded by the tiny orchestra and period instruments. The rest of the conducting was a light, nervous, carefully layered style, which worked and never drowned out or fought with the singers (except during a few of Act II's arpeggi tackled by a lagging Filianoti). Abaddo's conducting and control got better and better as the afternoon progressed.

Filianoti's appearance was perfect for the greasy and slick Tito. His voice, however, was definitely worrisome, and frankly has been for a bit now. Technically, he hit all his notes, and his understanding of the role was spot-on. But when he did reach those higher registers and punched forward the precise tone, his remaining voice was audibly exhausted. Every time he reached up, he fell back down to recovery. His voice is now like a sweetly-loved teddy bear, all the fur rubbed off from too many bedtime kisses and scary dreams. It's worn through in spots.

Filianoti is 33.

He pushed hard his notes, all throat, and the sound became the kind of strained voice you'd think would make him bright red in the face. Act II, Scene XI, Tito's aria, "Se all'impero, amici Dei" was pretty scary on the arpeggio, and Abbado slowed down the orchestra. But Filianoti, hit each and every note, and made it strikingly obvious.

Vick's depiction of the burning capitol was truly frightening, making "Si teme che l'incendio" all the wiser. The totally real, flaming (gas) fire Vick ignited was sandwiched between the two rows of French doors, burning high and bright, a true roar of flames for like 5 minutes. And props to lighting director Giuseppe Di Iorio, who filled this scene with overhead light provided only by the sets, as opposed to very theatrical spots.

Act II began with powerful imagery, all the poor townsfolk who bore framed images of the demigod Filianoti, as the dictator bathed in the attention and flattery. The children rushed to his sides in warm embraces, hailing him the new leader and vowing unconditional love and support, and the fascist colors only grew from there. Fast forward to the final scene, where the political prisoners were brought into the scene blindfolded, and sporadically beaten by Tito's guards dressed in the typical Mussolini Blackshirt garb. In front of OC, there were four senior citizens who were squirming and rolling in their seats like itchy bear cubs, and we loved that Vick made them squirm -- whose side were you on back then, gramps?

Thought so.

Vick is a genius because he's basically offending Italy’s oldest living generation, who aren't just old in years, but old in mentality. So Vick rules because it's not like they're going to start a Facebook group denouncing Vick or make an online petition or anything. This isn’t your Grandma in Boca Raton uploading her vacation pictures to Flickr or updating her Twitter page. They’re just going to sit at their local bar and b*tch about it. I mean, who's listening...the walls? Yeah, more power to you.


(above: panorama from the top level of the Teatro Regio di Torino. Click for bigger)

Black & Blue: Bartók & Dallapiccola's Gloom & Doom @ La Scala

Although OC would have much rather been partying all nite loooong with her fellow interisti, she's glad she made it to la Scala this evening for opening night of the Dallapiccola & Béla Bartók double-header.

It's always a delight -- che soave zeffiretto -- when eeel maystrau Harding shows up in Milan, our gentle little Zephyr, to blow his gentle breezes around the stuffy theater.

A cold, scary, and lugubrious Luigi Dallapiccola's Il Prigioniero was stuffed full of brassy and jarring metallic tones. Raw and exposed nerves were threaded through the score -- although a lighter, crystalline approach could have worked equally as well, as we'll explain tomorrow in the full review. Dark but rotating sets peppered director Ferdinand Wögerbauer's vision of the chilling tale, and Vito Priante's diapered performance was balls-out. It was sw8, from the chorus that paraded past the action to il grande inquisitore, tenor Kim Begley, a nightmarish terror looming over the others on stilts.

Infractions were committed by the orchestra, that really didn't wear Dallapiccola (btw in Italian Dallapiccola means literally "By the little one", ymmv) comfortably -- as it is sometimes the case here, too many professori d'orchestra are long on arrogance, short on the ability to deliver the goods -- everything was regained fully for Béla Bartók's Il castello del duca Barbablù...a textured and tight reading with a Strauss-inspired coating, delicate and subtle without being emasculated. Elena's Zhidkova's Judit was excellent both in acting and technique.

An entertaining detraction from the evening was a cranky loggionisti who shouted a message after the first pause into the absolute silence of the darkened theater, waiting for Maestro Harding to make his reappearance.

After an interminable pause that lasted like an hour, a lone voice rang out from Galleria 2, "L'intervallo e' stato troppo lungo". ("The intermission was too long!") ha ha omg. i would have done it myself, but my larynx is too short to do this (2 inch cubic). A moment of disbelief, and the theater broke-out in spontaneous applause of support. omg anarchy @ the theater! mutiny!

the evening ended with a few rounds of curtain calls, and Harding sustaining a nice round of cheers from the satisfied audience. More tomorrow. If u can stand it!

Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1984: Lorin Maazel's Opera @ Scala -- The Teaser Review

OC just took in the Milan premiere of Lorin Maazel’s 3 & 1/2 hour opera, 1984, at la Scala so you don’t have to. Actually, if you happened to have not been there, there are still p l e n t y of tickets left for the next six performances…discarded by a desperately provincial Milan audience with a proven track record of not being keen on contemporary opera (not to mention, it's in English omg teh horror). There are like thousands of operas out there, but I’m sure as hell not going to see a couple hundred because they happen to be written in the wrong language.

Earlier tonight, Maestro Maazel shot magic spider webs from his enchanted +8 orchestra-slaying baton and cold killed it. Every nuance of the orchestra was inextricably tied to the tip of his magic wand. It was almost as interesting watching the flick of his baton and sweep of his hands as watching the opera. A L M O S T. Maazel should get down from the podium right now and kiss the golden rose petals that director Robert Lepage walks on, the gold leaf toilet paper that he wipes himself with, and the gold-thread monogrammed towels that he dries his car with. The direction was slammin off the hook. The super-triplet trifecta of Carl Fillion’s scenery, Yasmina Giguere’s costumes, and Michel Beaulieu’s lights vividly pushed along Maazel’s patchwork (but thrilling) composition, bathing the production in perfect idiosyncrasy, chiaroscuro, motivation, and milieu.

The cast was, well, not the same one from the 2005 Royal Opera House, which was notably rounded-out by a bare-chested Simon Keenlyside. We had instead Julian Tovey as star Big Brother devotee Winston Smith, who gave everything he had and poured himself into the demanding role, but failed to draw much visceral empathy from yours truly. And yay for La Scala’s editors/checkers (there must be someone with that job description in the famously bloated, constantly cash-starved Scala personnel, 4 times larger than the Met's) for screwing-up the spelling of his name on their in-house playbill as “Julian Tovaj”. omg bootleg as heyll that’s what.

Full review + much moar tomorrow, included all the yummy things Lorin Maazel said to the Italian press in the last week to prepare the audience for his Orwellian thunder. While you're waiting for OC's recap, Rai3 transmitted it live, so you can go look for it on the intertubes if you're so inclined. Cause OC was there and you weren't.

Get ur Fill of La Fille du Régiment @ The Metropolitan Opera: The Full Opera Chic Review

(above: impromptu promo space outside of the Metropolitan Opera for La Fille du Régiment.)

We were privy to ours in Milan one year & two months ago, Vienna had theirs one year ago, and now it's New York's chance to hear the applause-inducing man-chine that is Juan Diego Flórez perform his vocal-chord-defying bravado by encoring, "Ah! mes amis, quel jour de fête!" (o hai utubes has the clip from the same production) with the "Pour mon âme" cabaletta. For this Donizetti La Fille du Régiment, Flórez belted eighteen high C’s in the span of mere minutes, and effortlessly attacked, strong-armed, devoured and digested those pesky notes.

Flórez. The man should change his name to singular form like Madonna or Elvis, Beyonce or Liberace. He's the perennial favorite, the undefeated champion of high C's. o lawdy i'm still shaking like a leaf. ok, playin. When he encored "Ah! mes amis" at the end of Act I, OC was all like 'o hai this again?' I mean, it's like kinda how Milan is at any given time 6-hours ahead of NYC, so I guess all those extra hours added up, and you NYers got your high C "Pour mon âme" encore in some weird time warp fourteen months later. :-P~~

For the Metropolitan Opera encore, Flórez hit his high C’s effortlessly and confidently, without breaking a sweat, much less staccato from the dress rehearsal, but with a definitive crystalline punch. It was delivered with a lovely bel canto that warmed and froze the clearly smitten Metropolitan audience simultaneously. After three minutes of applause he stood perfectly still with a bowed head, breaking only once to acknowledge the audience. After his amazing encore, the packed house gave him a standing ovation.

The other Flórez crowd-pleaser was his Act II, “Pour me rapprocher de Marie,” an extraordinarily paced aria that he sung sumptuously, with perfect pitch and a delicate, mature understanding, which provided a lovely contrast from his more aggressive and high-energy "Ah! mes amis". Another Flórez accomplishment of the night is his apparent weight gain, which must account for a delicious wedding cake. He looks amazing, a far cry from a sickly, gaunt, thin tenor we flinched at when we saw just three months ago at la Scala in recital.

Onto the performance: fo’reals, if u want a perfect synopsis of the operatic arc, go here to OC’s La Fille dress rehearsal review from Friday, April 18, 2008.

Not terribly much had changed with the staging, although obvs, cast & crew gave like 125.9%. N e wais...Marco, marco, Marco: tonight's conducting by Maestro Armiliato, an unsung conductor with a passion for strong, driven performances and famous among orchestras for his memory (glancing @ scores is 4 lam3rZ) was elegant, once again...animated, sprite, infectiously joyful, but a few instances were just too muscled and large for la Dessay and the ensemble.

OC noticed that some of the visual gags had been completely cut from Laurent Pelly’s direction, and the comic relief had been overall toned down. This fared well for everyone, audience included, as when the giggling got out of hand, harsh shushing erupted from quite a few patrons. Tiny things were cut, which nevertheless went a long way to create a more seamless drama -- as opposed to the dress rehearsal with the constant vie @ visual gags that gave a disjointed, unhinged, and irritated feel to many of the dramatic moments.

The chorus still needs to spend some extra time doing crunches or drills or whatever will not make them almost drop the entire "Allons, plus d'alarmes!" on the stage floor, a moment at the beginning of Act I when OC truly thought that things were going to quickly fall apart, messy, slimy pits all over the floor. Harrowing.

What killed was the not so analogous props during Act I. Here we have Marie doing her awesomely choreographed ironing routine, "Au bruit de la guerre", and in the background are all the laundry washing tools from WWI…like the wooden slat washboard and big iron tubs...yet la Dessay is hemming away at the ironing board with a white plastic iron, something you'd pick up at Sears. It was lost on me. Is it a statement on feminism? Cuz I ain't no Gloria Steinem.

Although on paper & paychex it was JDF's night, the evening belonged to la Dessay. Flawless dialogue crackled through Act I, along with a gorgeous coloratura that she controlled even as she was carried offstage horizontally or flopped over piles of laundry. She is one of the most musically spirited singers on stage, with excellent control, flawless diction, and face it...she's just frikking kewl. She slays you with a huge voice that betrays her lithe body, unleashed at the most unexpected moments, peeling and flaying the gold leaf off the highest rows in the Family Circle. (While we're at it: Gelb, my man, during your reign, plz rename "Family Circle" to something a little edgier. I mean, what the hell? Family Circus, my Disney a$$. Rename it after one of Dante's Circles of Hell. Anything. Something.)

Dessay gorgeously belted her tireless voice throughout the gigantic armory that they call The Metropolitan Opera house, a feat which is quite a challenge stacked against the smaller, more intimate opera houses in Europe. "Chacum le sait, chacun le dit" started with confident, secure top notes, and ended without straining, filled to the end with gorgeous coloratura, soaring and rich, all the while Dessay acted-off her felty 21st Regiment pants.

Act II's "C'en est donc fait" received one of the highest regards of the evening from the audience, who threw down a chilling tsunami of brava at la Dessay. She was inundated with so much applause, that she sprung forth from the 21st Regiment, motioned for the audience to stop the applause with a decisive cut of her arms, and then leapt back comically and egregiously to her blocked-out position.

This performance, the Marquise of Berkenfield and the Duchess of Krakenthorp had toned-down the interjections of Americanisms, and Krakenthorp seemed a bit detached, less fierce, but both characters still brought the el oh els.

During curtain call, Dessay came out holding Maestro Armiliato's baton, brandishing it at the audience as she took her bows. Between acts, there were too many B-C-D celebrity sightings to relay, but before the opera began, Florez's new father-in-law was front & center on the grand staircase with a posse of fellow blonds, La Trappa looked vary dazzling in Swarovski, and many of the famous faces from the Honorary Committee were in attendance glaming-up the place (check out the names below, click 4 bigger). It was a rilly rilly random mix...Gossip Girl Leighton Meester? hellys naw. Rufus...again with his mother? Yawnz0r. Naomi Campbell in a black jacket and black pants; Stefano Pilati in a weird sparkly YSL cardigan and bedroom slippers; Chuck Close; Olatz Schanbel, designer of US$ 400 plush bathrobes and nice pj's, always a woman of breathtaking beauty, living evidence of her big fat hairy genius of a pajama-wearing husband's impeccable taste, in stunning red; Emmy Rossum in sky-high heels and a sweet black puffy dress; and UFO-like sightings of Anna Wintour, but OC didn't spy her; Susan Graham munching at the first intermission; & most disheartening of the night? JDF colleague Ramón Vargas booking out of the front doors 15 minutes before show time and rushing-off into the approaching dusk. We <3 u Vargas…stay 4 teh show!

We at Team OC are happy that New York City can finally bask in the glow of that same magic we had @ la Scala 14 months ago, when Juan Diego Flórez encored "Ah! mes amis, quel jour de fête!" We're like the first ones who could sit through Flórez singing a triple-header of Wagner's Ring Cycle without any intermissions, but to be quite honest, tonight's encore felt like sloppy seconds.

(above: Gossip Girl Leighton Meester @ the MET for la Fille)

(above: Rufus Wainwright @ the MET for La Fille with his mam)

(Stefano Pilati and La Naomi)

(La Editrix)

Olé for Olatz!

It's Kathleen. Ms. Battle if You're Nasty: Battle's Bash @ Carnegie Hall

(above: o battle how we've miss'd u soooo!)

It's been 14 years since she was fired from the Metropolitan Opera by then General Manager Joseph Volpe, and 6 years since she's sung at Carnegie Hall, so New York was more than ready for Kathleen Battle's Sunday afternoon come-back recital at Isaac Stern Auditorium on 57th & 7th. After 2 & 1/2 hours of Kathleen Battle charming the audience with her still-sweet lyric soprano, half-a-dozen standing ovations, and three generous encores, NYC unanimously was like, "This is luv". OC was proud to be among the fans, casual in black suede Gucci wedge boots, rag & bone str8 peg-leg denim, a black cashmere Brioni cape, and black Chloe Paddington bag.

Battle, true to legendary status, scripted herself a true diva's entrance. Instead of the predictable singer's entrance from backstage, the first performer on stage was instead lutenist Daniel Swenberg, who came out and began playing his theorbo, a type of olde-skooly lute. Just as the audience was hypnotically lulled into the soothing, understated purity of the theorbo, the stage door flew open, and Kathleen Battle came gliding out. As the audience bloomed with applause (ending in a standing ovation before the diva even birthed a single note), Battle graciously acknowledged her fans. Hair pulled neatly into a bun, an absence of bling (aside from gold sandals and earrings), Battle was in a two-layer, off-the-shoulder dress (an under-sheath of black silk topped with two gauzy layers of magenta and red, cleaved in the middle and trailing on the floor) which provided mild consternation for the diva through the performance, fussing playfully with the gauze train that refused to cooperate whichever way she moved.

(above: Carnegie Hall in New York City)

The first three selections were by Henry Purcell, accompanied by the theorbo. As Battle launched into her first work, her voice wrapped around the hall as comfortable as a vintage Pringle cashmere blanket, a Comme des Garçons silky t-shirt, a velvety soft pair of 7 For All Mankinds, or a pair of ballet-slipper-soft Louboutins. Such a familiar voice that belies the diva's upcoming 60th birthday. Still sweet as honey, with tinge of woody richness that foreshadows her years to come. Battle's voice is pretty much ageless, and sweet bubbles still froth at the surface of her tone, that same youthful tone that she mastered two decades ago.

Time for the Franz Schubert selections, and Battle was joined by pianist Ted Taylor. Battle was comfortable on stage and worked the audience well (who were all too eager to reciprocate), easily mastering a dramatic scale from sassy to tender, introspective to poignant. Nacht und Traume was short and sweet, while Versunken was troubling, one of the only struggles from the program. Between selections, Battle would mentally prepare herself, turning her back on the audience and channeling herself as the audience waited in complete silence at her shoulders.

(above: Carnegie Hall, NYC)

The standout from her Felix Mendelssohn set was Fruhlingslied, which she attacked immediately, a voice tireless and confident. She carried perfectly in the hall, cold killin' it. At the end of Fruhlingslied, pianist Taylor left the stage to retrieve a handkerchief for Battle to wipe away renegade sweat, while she softly apologized to the audience.

After the intermission, Battle slayed Franz Liszt's Die Lorelei, a potent, memorable standout of the recital, showing off a voice that was impervious to breakage, cobwebs, or cowbells, as if it had been shelved and air sealed the past dozen years.

Gabriel Fauré's French selections were overall sweet and lovely, Battle singing in a clear voice. For the last Fauré, Notre Amour, she mastered a delicious vibrato. It wasn't until Montsalvatge's "Ninghe, Ninghe" (Cinco Canciones Negras) that the sweetness worked against her. OC thinks such a lush, vivid song would have benefited better from a sultry wash, but Battle turned it towards a lullaby-ish predictability, sweet, but too timid. Joaquin Turina's Tu Pupilla es Azul was a stark contrast to the prior work, and Battle unleashed her full powah, sloughing the paint from the hall, to which the audience reciprocated with applause peppered with whistles.

But that was just a warm-up for her stellar, off tha hook (and a complete surprise, excluded from the written program), "Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?” Tremble, tremble indeed. Battle transformed herself into mechabattle Battle, and the gloves came off. The pianist excused himself, and Battle began the hymn alone, paced and solemn, voice easily filling the 3K capacity auditorium like a mousie in a matchbox. omg, who is this woman? bangin. the whole hall. spotless. o the powah!

(above: Battle during curtain call)

She returned to the program with composer Robert Sadin's "Good News", first taking time to thank the audience. She was gracious and grateful for the audience's presence and support, and said that the outpouring & excitement was heartwarming. Then she said that she's going to do a recital again next year, so if you missed out on the magic, you can scramble for tickets next year. Get on line behind OC, plebs. :-p~~~

Before the next selection (coincidentally a world premiere, never heard before a live audience), Robert Sadin's "Hold On", she spoke again, extolling the composer. She explained that he was a loyal friend and vocal coach from the beginning of her career (having met him in Cincinnati, he was the mentor for her first opera performance in Barbiere). The work was commissioned for Battle by Sadin, and was in the style of an African-American spiritual. At the end of the song (that spoke of holding one’s hand fast to the plow), Battle was floored, having poured her family legacy into the spiritual (Battle's grandfather was an emancipated slave, a man-made trauma that holds much resonance with the singer).

She was gracious to give three encores to the adoring audience, singing "O mio babbino caro" from Gianni Schicchi. Flawless, and it was the perfect antidote to erase the bitterness of OC's last live Lauretta (Nino Machaidze’s colic version at la Scala a month ago).

The second bis was "His Eye is on the Sparrow", another gospel hymn about Jesus stuff, from 1905 by composer Charles H. Gabriel, which was kinda yawnz0rs. Her last encore (although for technical reasons, it had to be the last…as her voice abruptly failed at the end) was another spiritual, "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot".

Regardless of the fact that a forced note lodged in her throat -- which came out as a cough mid-measure -- Battle sang this one again without any accompaniment from pianist Taylor. She paced the stage dramatically as she laid down the tracks. At the end of the work, the diva was showered with much deserved, deafening cheers, the audience hoping to make up for the years of her censored and silenced absence from the NYC stages.

It was a comeback perfectly practiced and planned, paced and understated. We were all too happy to welcome her back, and hopefully this time, she won't stay away so long.

Bruno Casoni Is Teh Mang: Rossini's Stabat Mater Explores Other Worlds

La Scala, so often the reign of the overrated and the overhyped and the overpaid, nevertheless manages to mantain a few standards of excellence: one of these areas where, really, you can't touch them, is the Chorus of the Teatro alla Scala. Then let us praise the man who brings the chorus to such superhuman standards of excellence: Maestro Del Coro Bruno Casoni, whose work is always spotless, always world class.   

Riccardo Chailly and Casoni’s 100-person strong chorus played last nite at Scala for a short & sweet choralicious concert.

First up was Igor Stravinsky/Stravinskij’s Symphony of Psalms, which was too warm, too creamy, and too graceful -- it needed more edge, more hard edges, more threat. The tempi were pristine, but without that edge, it flowed together too elegantly for the at times terrifying Psalms. The audience reciprocated with a lukewarm applause.

Gioachino Rossini’s Stabat Mater was next, but we were already familiar with Chailly's Stabat Mater from his 2003 recording with the Concertgebouw Orchestra (and la Frittoli) Chailly conducted sumptuous and layered, a perfect Rossinian sound that morphed into something more ethereal at times. Not as otherworldly as the best Rossini Stabat Mater that we will ever hear (Carlo Maria Giulini, the Proms, 1981) because Chailly became a little too muscled at the end, but only via the male chorus, the tenors during Amen, in sempiterna had an ugly, rough edge for the final series of climaxes.

Soprano Svetla Vassileva she was in good form, wearing a cream layered dress and crystal encrusted high sandals. Mezzo-soprano  Sonia Ganassi was the bomb, vocally, in a glittery black dress. Dmitry Korchak’s light tenor was sweet and lovely, but he couldn't quite attack those high notes so well. Bass Mirco Palazzi was good, but had a reedy quality to his voice that didn’t translate well enough against the passion of Chailly’s vision.

At the end of the night, the audience (which was a full turnout, but not packed by any means) went crazy with applause for over five minutes. Maestro del Coro Bruno Casoni got the hugest applause of the night, markedly bigger than the one for Chailly.

Il Trittico @ La Scala: Mehhhhhh

‘*^*OC*^*` is barely conscious after the four hour marathon of Puccini’s masterpiece Il Trittico earlier this evening at Teatro alla Scala, and will try to share more impressions of the 3-in-1 opera tomorrow. For now, the angry rabbits on the bottom of her Marni heels are screaming to be put back in their white shoe baggies, so this’ll be quick:

Riccardo Chailly coaxed the most gorgeous, intelligent, satiny flavor from the Orchestra della Scala, a sound so inspiring and delicate, perfectly controlled and shaped, he complimented every voice that rang across the stage, but managed to hold the spotlight. Il Tabarro, Suor Angelica, and Gianni Schicchi were attacked differently, each one with a marked flare. Chailly was the indisputable champion of the evening, leaving the singers to trail behind. Of the most competent singing, we had, well, slim pickings. Gianni Schicchi’s Rinuccio was sung by lithe yet powerful Vittorio Grigolo, one of the brightest lights of the entire evening with a forceful, gorgeous voice. Close behind was Leo Nucci in the title role of the third Il Trittico opera, although it’s more his charisma than his twilight, tepid tone. Barbara Frittoli as Suor Angelica sang laudably, but her Puccini is not terribly resonant, and constituted as one of the weakest performances I’ve seen her in. Of course, you can't speak about Il Trittico without mentioning Lauretta's O mio babbino caro, but as sung by an acidic Nino Machaidze, let's not.

Luca Ronconi’s offensive and frankly lazily executed sets detracted greatly from Chailly’s creaminess, the orchestra’s flawless gift-wrapping, and the entire ensemble’s singing efforts. The most jarring and incongruous was Suor Angelica’s set, which consisted of stark bluish walls and a gigantic plastic form of Madonna (not the Dior-wearing, Brit-speaking, Lourdes-spawning singer) prostrate on the ground, which the sisters of the order traversed across and walked through tunnels snaked above and through her. wtf? Gulliver’s Travels. Alice in Wonderland. Who dropped mushrooms before laying down the sketches??  We get the symbolism ok ok but the execution came off like a Madonna slip-n-slide water theme park. As Frittoli lamented over her dead son, she was sprawled across the comically immense saint, and all sympathy for her trauma was nullified in light of such an odd, drug-induced visualization. The set for Gianni Schicchi was equally armature, and was simply a sunken bedroom with every square inch of surfaced draped in maroon red fabric with gold accents. The harsh, unyielding, and static lighting didn’t help much either.

At the end of the night, my outfit was more memorable than the production, although Chailly's genius will haunt my dreams. v(º_o)v

Robert Carsen's Kewlest Salome Locks it Down in Torino

(above: Salome's Dance of the Seven Veils @ Torino's Teatro Regio. Photo: Ramella and Giannese/Piva) 

ok, there are 2 versions of Salome: the kewl one (Carsen) adn the boring one (every1 elses) and we must unite teh two salomes so there can be a final showdown of level bosses with Carsen 4 the win! OC was treated to the kewl one on Sunday afternoon in Torino, where director Robert Carsen wowed the audience like clearing 4x4x4x4x4x Tetris rows with Korobeiniki blasting on the stereo.

The curtain rose on Herod’s palace, which was meticulously visualized as a sterile and commanding Las Vegas casino vault, excellently realized via floor to ceiling safety deposit boxes, and a gigantic, thick circular vault door on the right wall. Imposing walls covered in a grid of safes, and polished marble slabs covered the floor like a Manhattan mecha office lobby. On the left was a floor-to-ceiling escalator bank (but sadly, non-mechanized stairs). In front of the escalator was a security station, which consisted of a brushed metal banquette with nine plasma screens broadcasting eye-in-the-sky transmissions from around Herod’s casino. As Narraboth (sang by an excellent, light, and emotive Jörg Dürmüller) waxed poetic on the beauty and paleness of the princess, he simultaneously stared at her visage reclining on a lounge, unbeknownst to the security camera that was transmitting her every action to the plasma screen display.

Soldiers were updated as security personnel. Extras disguised as lounge waitresses were in 70s disco Egyptian garb, gold wedge sandals and short sparkling Cleopatra skirts wrapped around their hips, while the men went topless in Roman battle costume and the occasional helmet.

   

(above: Robert Carsen's Salome @ Torino's Teatro Regio. Photo: Ramella and Giannese/Piva) 

Enter Salome, sung by German soprano Nicola Beller Carbone, who again, was physically and vocally on point, but was lacking an overall charisma. Dressed in black Reeboks, black spandex capris, and a long black tank, she appeared to have just cruised in from a low-intensity workout at the gym. She was the perfect bored teen -- stormy, emo, and petulant, lounging carelessly on the security banquette.

It was when Mark S. Doss's plastic Jochanaan was summoned from the depths of the bank vault (via the vault door) that conductor of the evening, Roberto Fores Veses, really p00ped his frac, and his weakness was almost offensive. There was no attention paid to the leitmotifs or corresponding orchestral cues. There was no suspense, terror, or fire. Only big noise via the exaggerated gestures of a young conductor who flung his arms for a wall of sound. No shape, no dynamic, and forte to piano was managed by pure circumstance rather than technique. Overall the timbre of the orchestra was overbearing and effectively drowned-out all nuance of singing. The only goose bumps of the night were powered by Carsen's spot-on direction and vision.

After Jochanaan retreated back into his hidey-hole, Carsen's Jews appear in the guise of Herod & Herodias’ guests, dressed in cocktail party mode...rich silk dresses on the trophy wives and tuxedos on the retired lawyers and bankers. It was so refreshing not to have the stereotypical rabbinical Jews rushing around in circles mashing their spiny fingers together, tallit and payis flying about.

We met Herod, sleazy nouveaux riches and casino owner, who orders refreshments served by topless waitresses. Herodias was a washed-up Las Vegas showgirl, sporting an auburn wig, a gold sheath dress, and gold stiletto heels, while Herod was a slumlord dressed in a gaudy grey salesman suit and pink shirt.

(above: Robert Carsen's Salome @ Torino's Teatro Regio. Photo: Ramella and Giannese/Piva)

Tanz für mich was the apex of brilliance. We will always have a love/hate relationship with Robert Carsen. He is bursting full with such original ideas and revolutionary concepts, but sometimes goes astray in a heavy-handed, rebellious approach, slamming down genius with such forceful hammyfists that it becomes derivative, eye rolling drama...like a sullen teen who thrives on negative attention. We saw it in his Scala Candide last year as a prime example, and he went astray again in his Vienna Manon Lescaut (we did however love his Scala Kát'a Kabanová, but we saw that before we started blogging sucks 4 u!).

When obstinate, moody Salome finally agreed to dance her famous "Dance of the Seven Veils", she strutted out on stage dressed as a xerox copy of her washed-up, attention-whore  mother (sung by a screeching, trashy, but excellent Dagmar Pecková) in the same red wig, golden cocktail dress, and too-high heels, looking just as ill fit and age-inappropriate as her mother.

Manfred Voss's innovative lighting killed the stage floods and bathed the entire scene in gorgeous glittering gold, warm and sensuous, a pulsating, dynamic backdrop for the sickest Dot7Vs that OC ever saw. Salome strutted over and confronted her shocked mother doppleganger, jauntily mocking her and threatening her with overt sexuality.

(above: curtain call, the party guests)

Salome began dancing a cabaret-style seduction, plucking the retirees from the audience of her parent's party guests and grinding against them, pulling away the cashmere scarves of old men and leaving them stunned and breathless on the floor. Herod and Herodias were seated apart, stage front, and while her mother looked away uncomfortably, Herod was gleefully tantalized. Salome began a chair dance, and the retirees got up and danced around her, their clothes beginning to molt off their gyrating bodies. They took their handkerchiefs from their pockets and placed them over their faces, twirling around the oversexed Salome in anonymous frenzy. The whole dance built to a literally climatic finish, and Herod followed his stepdaughter's every erotic thrust with a large video camera, simultaneously broadcasting the action on the nine plasma screens at the security desk. wtf? Taking incest to a whole new level, this generation to be broadcast on YouTube or released for profit.

(above: curtain call, Jochanaan)

The dance is so unforgiving, so sexual -- she mimes fellatio on one of the men (old enough to be her grandfather), mimes sodomy from another, and even fellates her gold stiletto when her secksual appetite cannot be sated by the men. Salome dropped her dress to her ankles and finished the seduction in a cream silk slip. The men were literally rolling around on the floor at her feet in pure secksal ecstacy, air humping and pulling off their layers as quickly as their feverish hands could manage.

The end scene, and the men have shed all their clothes, all writhing around stark naked on the stage, white old man butts polarized as the gold lighting faded away and became an intense, harsh wash of white light. The plasma screens recorded all the action, close-ups of Salome's thrill of seduction, interplayed with x-rated shots of a women’s naked bits. At the end, she attacked her mother, grinding her lips against hers in a victorious struggle for matriarchal power. The Dance of the Seven Veils never gets me hawt, like not even close *yawn yawn* but this one was insanely suffused with raw eroticism and over stimulated incestuous taboo between father and daughter. It was off the higgety. ok pls dont start the rapture before i lose my virginity yae gawds.

(above: curtain call, Nicola Beller Carbone)

As the audience settled down and everyone tried to imagine garbage men on the toilet, nuns baking cookies, and homeless men playing chess, the scene segued into Ich verlange von dir den Kopf des Jochanaan, Salome turned haughty and absolutely unyielding, a girl suddenly aware of the powerful wield of blooming sexuality, and the manipulation over her father. Herod, still holding the video recorder, zoomed in on her face when she asked for Jochanaan's head. When he offered to bribe her with jewels, he plucked safety deposit keys from a ring, which his shallow party guests snatched and rushed off to capitalize on. Gold sand and glitter spontaneously poured from half a dozen of the uppermost boxes, raining down the background for a glorious effect.

(above: Robert Carsen's Salome @ Torino's Teatro Regio. Photo: Ramella and Giannese/Piva) 

As the head of Jochanaan is brought to Salome via the revelers who entered the vault door, it was brought to her bloodless and rubbery. Before the final kiss, the revelers, unable to feign pity or reflect on the severity of the beheaded saint, play a round of kickball with the rubber head. As Salome slinked off into the vault wall that broke apart to reveal a desert landscape, with the head of the prophet raised over her shoulders in outstretched arms, Herod instead called for his wife Herodias to be killed, to which the bloodthirsty revelers gleefully and instantly agreed.

Lights slammed shut, and this was the best direction of Salome OC could ever imagine. For the first time, OC can visualize why the 20th century opera was banned and criticized at its inception. The juxtaposition of the Dot7Vs and Herod's final blame raised the discourse to a conceptual level that worked in so many ways. I'm gonna go start a facebook group for this...brb.

(above: Teatro Regio Torino)

(above: exterior of Teatro Regio Torino)

(above: exterior front of Teatro Regio Torino)

(above: Downtown Torino)

(above: interior of Teatro Regio Torino)

Daniela Dessì & Fabio Armiliato @ Auditorium: Concerto Straordinario

Now that the mighty have fallen -- Netrebko & Schrott [née Villazón] are sooo not viable for soooo many reasons, while the Alagnas have quietly backpedaled into Backpedalville, the other opera couples don't really get us hard (Borodina & Abdrazakov), while all the old valentines are long gone (Callas & di Stefano, Freni & Pavarotti, Corelli & Nilsson) -- we're looking for another pair to take the crown & sceptre. This past Wednesday night at Milan's Auditorium, opera powah couple Fabio Fabulous Armiliato and Daniela Delicious Dessì brought a fresh aria to an eager audience.

The two swooped into town, between performances, to gift the sadly struggling laVerdi orchestra a concerto straordinario. The Orchestra Sinfonica di Milano Giuseppe Verdi holds a special place in our <3s, as it is comprised of the kids that still hold the reverberations of Maestro Giulini's loving retirement lessons, and we're always keen to support them. As the orchestra began with Verdi's overture from I Vespri Siciliani, the night was off to a nice start.

Time for the first aria, and Armiliato came out on the stage singing from Verdi's Otello, "Dio mi potevi scagliar", looking slick in a black suit and a black button-up shirt, with super shiny patent leather shoes. His acting was pensive and concentrated. Armiliato made a fine Otello, (and one that most fans were eager to sample) with a forceful demeanor, luscious voice, and memorable drama. 

Second aria was from Verdi's Il Trovatore, “Tacea la notte placida” sung by Daniela. She came on stage wearing a gorgeous gown, a classic Vera Wang wedding style in pale pink. The bustier was tight, with an adorable corseted back, and a thick pink silk ribbon wound through. The full skirt was gathered with layers and layers of heavy fabric. Only inches from her b3wbs rested a gorgeous diamond necklace, tiered with pendants, and matching bling on her wrist. Her voice bloomed and flourished from the warm wood of the gorgeous auditorium. Then the orchestra played again, with Verdi's La forza del destino sinfonia. Then the two came out together to sing from Verdi's Otello, “Già nella notte densa”.

Last October 2007 was the last time we saw the two sing together, when we had traveled to Vienna for the dynamic duo in Puccini's Manon Lescaut at the Wiener Staatsoper, which was only disappointing via Robert Carsen's faulty vision. Of course, there are perks to singing with your significant other -- the comfort, the chemistry, the trust, and synchronicity -- and these two know the drill. As the orchestra warmed the opening measures, Daniela caressed Fabio's face tenderly, which he reciprocated by taking her hand and kissing it. Playful Daniela picked at Fabio's jacket, tugging at a black cloth handkerchief that needed straightening. They sang locked in an embrace, holding hands, and fitted against each other like cutlery. At the end of the aria, they lovingly exchanged a quick, supportive kiss on the lips, Fabio planted one on her forehead, and they bathed in their deserved applause. They sang tenderly, with technique at full throttle.

We broke for 20 minutes so the singers could rest a bit, and then the fresh faces of la Verdi played their version of the Intermezzo from Puccini's Manon Lescaut to start the second half.

Then out came Armiliato ready to tear into his next aria, which hit with the force of a lightning bolt. He launched into the Improvviso from Giordano's Andrea Chénier and stunned the audience with his skills, which exited to the most thunderous applause and bravi. His voice filled the auditorium with ease, washing the hall without breaking a sweat.

Next was Daniela's turn, who had drastically changed her former pink froth into a smart black number. She showed-off a slimmer silhouette than what we've seen in recent years, firmer arms and slender waist (must have been working out but the out-of-control b3wbs are still there in all their impressive glory, good for her). Her dress was a straight long skirt to the floor, made from rows and rows of thin lace, while a black satin bow demarcated the bodice from the skirt. The top formed a deep v-neck with meaty straps, showcasing the same diamond necklace from the first half. She looked stunning, and showed off her secksy black stilettos while walking astride to (the not-always-flawless) conductor Marco Boemi.

She set it off with Verdi's La forza del destino "Pace mio Dio" and gave us a lesson in perfection, her voice growing more beautiful with every passage. She was a storm of bottled emotion with dramatic sweeps of her hands. After lots of cheers the orchestra enjoyed themselves with Ponchielli's Gioconda, Danza delle ore, with such energy that at one point, Boemi was pop-locking on the podium. Best moment of the night.

Then the couple came out for their last listed duet, which was Giordano's Andrea Chénier “Vicino a te s'acqueta". Again, the chemistry and tenderness between the two singers was impossible to deflect, and so genuine. As they finished their last aria, their voices already filling the auditorium for the past two hours, the audience exploded.

In the end, they gave three bis. The first they gave together in duet, the Brindisi from Verdi's La Traviata...a playful, sweet round with the orchestra filling in for the missing chorus. Corny, kinda cheesy, yeah, but hay...

Then came out Fabio for his solo bis, which he chose as Nessun Dorma from Puccini's Turandot. Great, but it proved to be the fertile breeding ground for the only abberation of the evening, as Armiliato broke the last note of the aria's last "Vincerò" and dropped it like it was hawt. No matter, as the audience bolstered his over-extension and eagerly applauded before the end of the piece, like devoted sports fans at an injured player taken off field.

Daniela ended the evening on a glorious note and Callasized "Poveri fiori" from Cilèa's Adriana Lecouvreur. Her pronunciation was superb ("soave e forte bacio di morte") showing us her many years of following the old skool by not eating your words when you sing.

After the performance, as it was already 11pm, Fabio and Daniela went into overtime by signing autographs in the downstairs lobby of Auditorium for their adoring fans and selling their duet disc. OC, although certainly an adoring fan, had to rush out at the last note of Poveri Fiori, and was unable to meet teh superstars. But it's all good. OC had a Dirty Dancing dream that night. Armiliato was Johnny Castle, Daniela was Penny Johnson, and OC was Baby (of course)...and we all danced the drrrrty mambo and ate watermelon. I HAD TEH TIME OF MY LIFE! [warning: youtube link].

Floats Like A Butterfly, Stings Like A Bee: Wozzeck @ La Scala (Please Excuse Us Maestro Berg)

Once upon a time in 1952, when Wozzeck was introduced for the first time in front of that famously embalmed audience of Teatro alla Scala, a posse blissfully 25 to 50 years late whenever it comes to appreciate music -- nothing safer than be an oldskool snob, after all -- the booing and whistling and plain yelling was so loud that Maestro Mitropolous, from the podium, with the patience and kindness that probably ended up breaking -- literally -- his heart eight years later, when he died on the podium at la Scala conducting a rehearsal of Mahler's III -- Mitropoulos asked the audience to let them finish, and then, only then, yell and boo as much as they wanted to.

Twenty -- and then twenty-five -- years later, of course, Claudio Abbado's memorable Wozzeck got a much warmer applause. The very production we saw tonight, directed by Juergen Flimm, was inaugurated here in 1997 under the baton of the great Giuseppe Sinopoli and, in a precious b00tleg version recorded then, it remains our favorite Wozzeck -- yes, better than Abbado's, deal with it. Better than, ahem, and we never thought we'd say this, Carlos Kleiber's cabaret piece and Boulez's autopsy. Even better than our dear James Levine's sharp-as-a-Japanese-sushi-chef's-knife version.

Sinopoli's deep, infinitely refined, monstrously intelligent analysis of the score is probably the definitive one, for us, the same way we think the definitive Wozzeck -- well, Woyzeck, technically -- has the scary mad wounded visage of Klaus Kinski, in the Herzog film (an obvious masterpiece -- if you have not seen it yet, you're uncool, so finish reading this review and then Netflix it or something).

But Daniele Gatti's reading of this score, a score that could blind you with his brilliance the way staring at the sun will make you blind (or go insane), comes to us right after Sinopoli's for its warmth, its beauty, and its rich sense of the drama behind each and every note.

There are some nights at the opera – despite being crammed into an auditorium that smells like a high school gymnasium and is almost as hot as the locker rooms, and despite overpriced tickets that either cost as much as a plane ticket to Paris or London or Amsterdam or for a slightly less shameful price offer obstructed views of the stage – where there is magic tangible in the (stuffy) air. Earlier tonight at la Scala, that spark of electricity was ignited, and everything came together in an incendiary blaze of art & music laid bare. Alban Berg’s Wozzeck was just that.

The merciless direction by Jürgen Flimm called for lucid characters that were not to be pitied. Flimm understands that directing this piece successfully is more about what you take out than what you leave in or, even worse, add. The poor were not exploited victims -- unlike the Hostel-like, Troma-inspired postapocalyptic version of this opera given by Calixto Bieito -- but completely in control of their own fate, existing in a set betwixt one of Richard Serra's Torqued Ellipses, brushed in a burnished reddish-orange glow. The background went from a Mars landscape of barren post-war battlefields, to a final scene filled with what can only be described as the hoverboard lights from E.T.'s mothership. It was all very early Netherlandish painting inspired, almost from a Bosch triptych, but with less orgies, sodomy, bird-headed beasts, and flying fish (incidentally, we'd love to hire M. Night Shyamalan to take a crack at Wozzeck-as-ghost-story, but it's just us, we know).

Wozzeck was interpreted by Austrian baritone Georg Nigl. His downward spiral, especially the hair-raising moments before killing Marie (voiced by an excellent Evelyn Herlitzius even if we think that last year's Marie at Opera di Roma, Janice Baird, has an edge on Herlitzius), was acted superbly. Georg had excellent control...a spectrum he displayed from a whispering, delicate falsetto to an icy delusional rant. Everything from the seduction to the knife to the murder was excellence exemplified.

Although Berg's tonal and atonal composition have been discussed to death, Maestro Daniele Gatti must have had his ear attuned to every single debate since like, forever, because tonight he demonstrated to the few who doubt it that he belongs on that very small gentlemen's club, the dozen or so best conductors working today. Gatti pwned the orchestra like the Rubix's Cube, with no cheating (peeling off the stickers...we saw what u did thare!). Gatti managed to create unbearable suspense, truly agonizing and teasing, transforming Wozzeck into Stravinksy's Rite of Spring...like a Jaws or Psycho score of opera. After that amazing balancing act Maestro Gatti, at curtain call, received the most bravi, and not because he was conducting in his native Milan. He was rightfully deserving: managing to fuse together an apparent complete dichotomy of conducting, delicate and forceful, intense and waning -- the most subtle whispers of pianissimo giving way to jarring and shattering fortissimo. All in deference to Cassius Clay’s adage.   

Ferruccio Furlanetto Brings The BadA$$ Bass

On this cold Milan night, Ferruccio Furlanetto brought the powah to La Scala, and thawed the hoars frost from our frosty hoars. Don't ask me what that means because I'm not tellin. La Scala begrudgingly greeted OC in layers and layers of Boule de Neige and vintage Brooks Brothers black cashmere, topped with a Stephen Jones hat (one of Anna Piaggi's favs, too, and she is never wrong).

We were surprised to see the house only 2/3 filled considering Furlanetto made his professional debut on the Scala stage almost 30 years ago in Verdi's Macbeth and has since then bustin' some serious bass all over the world. But that's what we've sadly come to expect from a traditional Milanese audience that is scared of zee Roossian repertory because it sounds like Communist or something. Not that Ferruccio "I Got Teh Powah" Furlanetto didn't show it off well. His cancellation from last month hardly took a toll on his mecha ninja vocal powah, and he rattled the rafters with his trademark boomin bass. Stately in a frac and shiny patent leather shoes, he capped his Russian pronunciation with gleeful skill, proving that he was totally worthy of being the only Italian to ever sing Boris Godunov at the Mariinsky (where Opera Chic once mopped the floors before being discovered and launching her international career, but that's another story).

The Russian invasion provided a gorgeous and varied playlist, filled with a moody, melancholy longing that marked the music. All so emo, we were almost expecting Furlanetto to show up with a Chanel Black Satin manicure and a white vinyl belt. Furlanetto breezed through the Rachmaninov and Mussorgsky set list, with help from a podium full o' sheet music (and weird phonetic rendering of the intricacies of Russian diction). Pianist Igor Tchetuev was an adept match for Furlanetto's powah, hitting the keys with a lovely sforzando, never whaling on the keys [ed: thru his blowhole] like a hopped-up Barenboim. At the curtain calls, we were touched to see Furlanetto embrace him like a father to a son. He added only two bis to the evening -- both Tchaikovsky pieces -- the first one being “Blagoslavlyayu vas, lesa”, which was suffused with a tenderness and beauty that hadn’t been fully showed-off during the formal recital. 

After the pause, Furlanetto came out in an off the shoulder pink gown by Zac Posen and pair of Balenciaga sandals, size 13. ok ok. Just making sure that you’re paying attention here…

He threw himself into the whole performance, shaping each passage with great emotion, shifting from allegro to adagio to andante easily – a giant bonus of his selected Russian repertoire – all sustained through his undeniable power. His voice, understandably, is tired, and his technique has slid into a zone that leaves a bit to be desired, with plenty of strain at the top. But he’s paid his dues, and makes up for it through his sheer force and energy and charisma and nicely burnished hues. 

Short and sweet, the recital was packed full of a creamy bass who still gots tha powah and made Italians -- well those who care about such things -- proud around the world. He flexed his vocal muscle with great sentiment, and pwnd the stage with his towering presence. We’re now going to play a few rounds of Tiger Woods PGA 08 on the xbox in deference to Furlanetto, a very keen golfer with a perfectly adequate handicap for someone with such a hectic schedule, who’s prolly dying to hit up the green right about now.

Again With Placido Domingo as Cyrano @ La Scala: Bigger, Better, Nasalier. The Full Review

(Above: Franco Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac in the Francesca Zambello production, with Sondra Radvanovsky as Roxane & Placido Domingo as Cyrano. All shots below courtesy of Ken Howard. Source. La Scala Disclaimer: All photos are not from the La Scala production, since La Scala's lawyers forbade us to use their promotional stuff among other things -- rather these are shots from 2005 at The Metropolitan Opera).

After the initial Tuesday night recap of Franco Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac we saw opening night at La Scala, here we are less than 48 hours l8r and the impressions haven't changed much, although we've changed outfits a few times. In black Prada heels, more Wolford black leggings (just like mah gurl Linds-say) a white Comme des Garçons long t-shirt, an oversized Jil Sander grey cashmere cardigan, and Aquascutum grey trench, La Scala wasn't quite as scalding as when they welcomed our poor JDF one night prior, and OC was thankfully not sweating through her cashmere.   

(Above: Franco Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac in the Francesca Zambello production. Act I. Photo credit: Ken Howard. Source.)

With the libretto written in French by Henri Cain, inspired from the play by Edmond Rostand based on the real life tales of Cyrano, Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac is an expressive, at times jarringly sad masterpiece, which we can all thank Maestro Domingo for exhuming from obscurity, as it fell out of popular stage space quickly after its premiere in 1936. Throughout its paltry performance history, the libretto has been in constant flux between Italian and French translations, although we prefer this suitably in French.

First performed in pre-WWII Europe (o say what?), and a close contemporary to Berg's Wozzeck, and Schoenberg's Moses und Aron, Cyrano experiments with some gorgeous sounds of theater. This is musical theater's infancy, and Alfano just gets it right. The plot is amazingly simple to follow, and the story delivers comic relief without eliciting crude guffaws. The music is full of beauty, sweeping passages, and the purity of truth and love bubbles on the surface of every note. The colors are very, well, French, totally romantic, but never sappy or clumsy.

(Above: Franco Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac in the Francesca Zambello production. Act I. Photo credit: Ken Howard. Source.)

Every single musical phrase had been practiced and studied, and carefully shaped. The music dutifully, yet gorgeously, pushes all the action: At the first encounter between Cyrano and Roxane, the strings literally climax to a shattering, vibrating crescendo, and then ripple away as a breaking wave, and you can truly imagine Cyrano's heart literally engulfed in Roxane's devastating beauty. Thanks to Maestro Patrick Fournillier, who aimed to fill the house with an enormous, but never overwhelming sound coaxed from the Scala Orchestra, and even elicited a round of Bravo from the super-discerning gallerie when he came back out after the intermission to take the stand. 

The vocal lines that Sondra Radvanovsky as Roxane sang were fierce and powerful, and she not only brought it but brang it. Ms. Radvanovsky has not the most gorgeous voice, but properly implemented it throughout every single scene, and pushed along the narrative line when the libretto failed in parts. She's had the good fortune to successfully weather a three year run of the same production, already singing the role @ The Metropolitan Opera in both 2005 & 2006, and at the Royal Opera House in 2006, all opposite Domingo. She choose her acting well, and used her limbs very practiced, posed, and careful. She was passionate and reserved at the same time.

(Above: Franco Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac in the Francesca Zambello production. Act II. Photo credit: Ken Howard. Source.)

Francesca Zambello's elegant and complex direction paid careful attention every single entity on stage. Every extra from the bakers to the soldiers had been given specific direction, and carried out with great acting their sub-minor roles. The effect was very Les Mis, where the chorus was pushed into a prominent thrust of the action, and the Scala chorus and extras delivered fabulously, void of hamminess or eye-rolling mockery. Appealing romantic costumes were generalized and idealized like Disney's Robin Hood with a touch of elegance.

(Above: Franco Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac in the Francesca Zambello production. Act III. Photo credit: Ken Howard. Source.)

The other stars of the night, Pietro Spagnoli as De Guiche, Simone Alberghini as Carbon, and German Villar as Christian were all well enough supporting singers, but the attention was all on Domingo and Radvanovsky.

As for Placido The Minger, OC thinks it's lame to speak about his waning voice, because it's glaring, a given, that a man approaching his 70s couldn't retain his former glory -- although peeking through you still get those moments of beauty and flight that Domingo once mastered (like in Act I's "Ballade du duel" or Act II's "Ce sont les cadets de Gascogne". A contemporary of Bruson and Nucci, Domingo has refused to slow down, and still can support the role of a much younger tenor, believably sprite and graceful, albeit a bit tired. Lucky for him, the role is not terribly physical nor does it demand lots of singing aside from the last stirring act.

(Above: Franco Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac in the Francesca Zambello production. Act III. Photo credit: Ken Howard. Source.)

We left the theater knowing that Placido Domingo will soon hang up his performaning hat, so to still catch him on stage is something really quite spectacular. HE WAS THE BEST THEN HE IS THE BEST NOW NO ONE CAN TOUCH THAT $H1T BY0TCH$

Now go enjoy yourselves some nice b00tleggian clips that our YouTube opera brethren have uploaded of the very same Franco Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac Domingo/Zambello/Radvanovsky production from MET 2005/2006 and ROH 2006.

Act I: SWASHBUCKLING DOMINGO!

Act II: DOMINGO THE K0çK-BLOCKER!

Act III: DOMINGO -- HE DAED!

Domingo in Alfano's Cyrano @ Teatro alla Scala

OC is back home from another late night spent at Teatro alla Scala...this time for la prima of Alfano's Cyrano de Bergerac, which concludes the trifecta of recent awesomeness (La Rondine @ La Fenice on Saturday, Florez @ La Scala on Monday, and earlier tonight Cyrano @ La Scala) that OC has been gifted. Before the Prada heels get put back in their cloth bag, and the Aquascutum belted coat gets hung, OC wants to share a brief synopsis:

With HRH Placido Domingo, he brought to the role all the checklist requirements, and explored a Cyrano that was endearing, intelligent, and compassionate, which truly triumphed, regardless of the quality of his voice. Sondra Radvanovsky was a strong, yet delicate Roxane, and conductor Patrick Fournillier almost blew the roof off the house that Piermarini built with an orchestra that was on hyper-volume overdrive, filling the house with a well controlled, but gigantic, thunderous sound, which provided worthy competition to the huge voices of the principle singers. Sondra Radvanovsky showed-off her large, lovely voice with casual toss-offs that would probably deafen the closest baby, while Domingo adeptly retaliated her vocal lines shouting in, well, the voice that now resides in his body. Huge sets were also in order, which needed one long intermission and three separate 8 minute pauses to facilitate all the changes, along with a smattering of sword fights and sparing soldiers. Using the same direction, costumes, and sets that peppered the stage @ The Metropolitan Opera in both 2005 & 2006 (and that our friends at the Royal Opera House were treated to in 2006), it was finally Milan’s turn for la Francesca Zambello’s elegant vision.

Almost ten minutes of applause for the cast and crew, and OC exited onto Via Manzoni still enthusiastic over the refined, charmed performance, the grandiose conducting, and the legacy of teh Dominger omg...all in all, a seamless production. More tomorrow…

Anytime, Anyplace, Juan Diego Flórez Sticks it to Milan. JDF Scala Recital, The Review

(Since La Scala's lawyers have warned OC in the past that she cannot post any images taken from inside the opera house, here's a file photo of our lovely joo-whan. Btw, you can read the initial review from a few hours prior here)

Expecting anything less than spectacular when going to see Juan Diego Flórez live – whether it be to witness a recital or opera…or even just to watch him washing his car or filing his taxes or setting the correct time on his DVD recorder – and *not* having your mind blow is pure folly. Which is why we arrived to the theater tonight in motorcycle helmets.

Ok not really…instead in the balmy Milan air (compared to the frigid winds earlier this weekend in Venice), OC boogied down to Scala in sky-high Fendi black leather platform pumps, Wolford velvet de Luxe gray leggings, a Stella McCartney gray silk shift dress, and my navy Miu Miu wool baby doll jacket, and was ready to show those Flórez groupies what’s what. No worries to the Trappester, who we spied in the audience, wearing a short black A-line dress with weird lacy shoulder caps and a plunging neckline, long blond hair free to her waist, and who later rushed past our entourage in the hallway to meet her Lamby Prince backstage. We were going to tackle her to the ground and make her give up the make of Flórez’s favorite undawarz so we could send him a pair, but it wasn’t worth scuffing my Fendis. We also admit that we wanted to pass on some recipes for some slammin osso buco or fatty cotoletta, as Flórez was looking tragically thin, and we couldn’t help but worry that Trappe’s Erdnuss-Crème sandwiches haven’t been to his liking these first few months of marriage.

Anyway, Flórez (every time you say his name it just makes him more powerful) took the stage earlier tonight to a rapt audience that was so appreciative and awestruck in front of his talent, that even before he uttered a single note, the bravi was heaped on his shoulders, to which he graciously acknowledged via his graceful idiosyncrasies, swathed in full frac and shiny patent leather shoes. Let's pop in that mix tape and put it on megabass.

He warmed up the house with Mozart's "Dies Bildnis ist bezaubernd schön" from Die Zauberflöte, which was lovely enough, but OC rather prefers his tenore lirico of the bel canto Italian composers. The audience was tolerant of his delve into German-language repertoire, but we all knew why we really had come here tonight, and waited patiently. Next in line for the Mozart flow was "Si spande al sole in faccia" from Il Re Pastore, which exited to the first magnificent encore of the evening, well deserving as he ate those poor scales and arpeggi like Godzilla devouring Tokyo…the loggione and palchi exploding in applause and bravi. Then Bellini’s "La ricordanza", which was flawless in phrasing and suffused with emotion, to which Flórez reminded us all of his thorough control and effortless negotiations through any operatic score.

Then we had Rossini’s Les soirees musicales. During L’orgia lol, the audience exploded into (an orgy of) applause during a brief piano interlude before the work had completed, which was met with scolding hushes. Then JDF left the stage while excellent pianist, Vincenzo Scalera, played alone a waltzy Musique Anodine Prélude.

The last work before the break was “Deh! Truncate” from Elisabetta Regina d’Inghilterra. Flórez’s voice was a bit taxed at this point, and he had been expressing a dry tone for the first half of the recital. As Scalera played the intro measures, Flórez loudly cleared phlegm from his throat a few times, tugged at his white bowtie, and seemed perturbed. Scala was scalding tonight, arid as a desert and Flórez seemed to be suffering from that ailment, which he nevertheless plowed through professionally. Flawless Flórez always brings the charisma, and although none of that was lacking tonight, he was clearly suffering from the dry, hot heat in the theater, and it was the worst shape OC had ever seen him. Granted, the worst shape for Flórez is like 20x better than any old tenor, and still, he held to his game. After 50 minutes of singing, Flórez was treated to another rousing applause, filled with almost as many bravi as heard when he sang here last in February 2007 for La Fille du Régiment.

Flórez stepped back up to the stage less than a half hour later, and sang five consecutive songs by Rosa Mercedes Ayarza de Morales in clear diction and refreshed energy, animated acting, and feisty blocking. The first, “Cuando la tortora llora” was short and sweet, with an “Ay yi yi” thrown in for good measure. “Si mi voz muriera en tierra” showed-off the patented, impressive range of his voice, although filled with lament. At the end of the five songs, someone shouted, “Bravo Peru” and we all followed JDF’s outstretched hand, which pointed to the first galleria: A group of loggionisti had brazenly thrown over the side railing a Peruvian flag, and somehow didn’t get thrown out of the theater by the surly Scala pages.

French repertory was next, and Flórez sang “J’ai perdu mon Euridice” from Gluck’s Orphée et Eurydice, which was hauntingly gorgeous. His perfect control and concentrated movement brought this one over the top, and again, the audience went wild at the end. Next, his “L’espoir renaît dans mon âme” wasn’t quite as strong, but it was all forgotten during his “Linda!” from Donizetti’s Linda di Chamounix, full on tenore di grazia, and full on fierce.

Bis time, and after thousands of screams from both male and female fans, he gifted us with "Una furtiva lagrima" from L'elisir d'amore, which he sung with such great passion, his acting off tha charts, his heart aching and his hands clenched in fists…then Ah Leve Toi Soleil from Romeo Et Juliette, then that one from his Great Tenor Arias disc of Lucrezia Borgia, and then "La donna è mobile" from Rigoletto (to which he began the opening measures by placing a rose playfully between his teeth, Duke styleee). Between each bis, requests came flooding in from the audience as if he were Frank Sinatra on world tour.

His final and fifth encore was "L'Alba Separa dalla Luce l'Ombra" by Francesco Paolo Tosti, which again, brought down the house. For all the flowers that rained down on the stage from the palchi, he gathered them all up in his hands, and acknowledged the audience as personally as his own family. Which is one of the reasons (aside from his skill) that his fans love him so: Every sea of an audience he manages to separate into an individual devotee, with his open glances and waves, humbly accepting without a touch of phoniness or annoyance that his voice indeed carries a true glimpse of the sublime within each note he emits…and it is via these moments, that we classical music followers find an addicting solace. Some have been known to even pee their pants in sheer extasy.

Graham Vick Continues to F*@k Up UR Opera House: La Rondine In Venezia, The Full Opera Chic Review

Fondazione Teatro La Fenice di Venezia opened its stagione 2008 with Giacomo Puccini’s La Rondine. (See initial review here for more information.)

Unless you have an undying Cedolins fetish -- OC doesn't, as she finds Cedolins correct, attractive, and with a good dose of charisma but essentially uninspiring -- or a penchant for operas with boring characters, this production, in the end, was better seen than heard. Not that the Venice populace would have cared anyway, as the 2008 Carnevale holiday had just kicked-off the evening prior.

The opening night of the 2008 season at La Fenice began with an announcement commemorating the recent deaths of two oil refinery workers who had perished in a work-related accident close to Venice, and followed appropriately with a moment of silence. The crowds were greatly mixed, many choosing formal dress while others sat in tourist casual flavor. OC chose her new Louboutins, black Wolford stockings, Giambattista Valli black empire waist baby-doll dress with ribbed sleeves, black Balenciaga wool lady coat, and a tiny Paul Smith black (with white hearts) zipped leather purse to hold a few things (earplugs & tylenol PM hahah aha aaaaa…just playin).

Graham Vick’s direction saved the production, because La Rondine, in Puccini's original idea was a sort of deluxe operetta, but it ended-up plagued by a long list of problems, with many revisions that never made il maestro completely happy. It is one unusual piece of work -- there are only two arias (one of which is pretty meaty), and Act II has moments that go off totally Broadway, which by the way is brilliant, because it's 1917 and opera will soon die its spectacular death after three centuries of beauty (yeah, Nixon In China, blah, blah, Tan Dun, Die Bassariden, yah -- let's face it: opera is dead, and we're OK with it because there's trillions of major works still to dig out of the dust of the centuries, and we'd rather go see a Haendel than a Corghi, sorrie)...so as we said...it's 1917 and opera is about to die and be reborn as the Broadway musical, so it's OK that Puccini already had that sound in his head, because it's the sound of the imminent future, of what opera will soon become. And big sequences of big arias are so 1850 anyway, am i rite?

The characters, as per Giuseppe Adami's libretto are obvious flaws, and are all too vague; it's a "Traviata Lite", without Germont's scheming, with an Alfredo who's even more of an a$$hole, and with a Violetta who's not really that complex a creature, but instead she simply wants to have some clean fun the way she wanted to have as a young girl, before she starting turning trix. And here to avoid Verdi's big downer-thing, and keep the opera light and funny, Puccini figured out that the girl doesn't have to die at the end (contradicting Puccini's standard modus operandi, "ze geerl must DIE BWAHAHAHAHA").

But yeah, the ending where the soprano just walks away from the relationship (as opposed to dying a tragic heroine’s death like Butterfly, Traviata, Boheme, et al) is terribly anti-climactic -- try staging that. This opera is a by0tch of an experience for OC. The love between our two main players, Magda and Ruggero, is reduced to the novice epiphanies you’d hear between two smitten preteens who are drowning in catastrophic hormones guised as rapturous love. Magda has flashbacks, though, and this is interesting -- Puccini sticks simple musical themes to her flashbacks, and the same themes come back later, in disguise, sometimes just a few bars to bookmark the action: now I'm sad, now I'm happy -- the way composers for film scores will learn how to do in later decades with the same sprezzatura.

Anyway, Vick -- who trained as a conductor, by the way, before choosing directing as his profession -- was able to supersede all limitations (for this versione 1917 of La Rondine), and gave an overall wash of Old Hollywood/Broadway fabulousness, executed tactfully with a light hand. The entire opera had been pulled into a mixed compromise between Parisian flair and American chic, resulting in a nostalgic late 40s-very early 50s infusion between the two settings. Act I, instead of a scripted salon in a 19th century Paris apartment, appeared as a penthouse apartment imagined in the Thin Man series, all sleek glass towers, metallic accents, Martini tumblers, higballs, tuxedos and soaring glass windows. Costumes by Sue Willmington had been melded as a synthesis of the 1940s, with austere wartime cuts (early 40s) mixed with fuller skirts and silky satin puffs from post-war abundance.   

(Above: Sketch taken from the La Fenice program for La Rondine)

Carlo Rizzi’s conducting was trying to be sumptuous, painting lush shiny dashes of sound but given the wrong touch when held up against Antonio Pappano’s flawless read in the Alagna/Gheorghiu version. Although Rizzi was in decent control he still drowned out the blandness of the vocal lines quite a few times, he ended up giving the composition a more earthbound, sentimental, at times corny feel.

Act I introduced us to poet Prunier, sang by an uncharismatic Emanuele Giannino as demonstrated with his “Chi il bel sogno di Doretta”. Magda's three friends, Yvette, Suzy and Bianca weren’t terribly impressive, with one of them even failing to remember key Italian gender agreements in the libretto. Fiorenza Cedolins sang a flawless Magda, but again...the whole Cedolins thing doesn’t really flow with OC’s vernacular, although she can understand the appeal.

Puccini’s noted Easter egg in Act I was roundly delivered -- when Prunier shares with Magda the type of woman who is worthy of conquering his guarded heart. “La donna che conquista,”….must be a Galatea, Berenice, Francesa, or Salome…and with that we have the famous leitmotif from Strauss’s Salome “Ah! Ich habe deinen Mund geküsst, Jokanaan” inserted into the score, a delicious poke at Strauss. This is like the old skool version of the East Coast vs. West Coast rappers snappin on each other in their rhymes. Like Notorious B.I.G vs. 2Pac, Jay Z vs. Nas, LL Cool J vs. Jay-Z, and we’re all waiting to see who steps next.

(Above: Image from La Fenice program of La Rondine.)

Act II’s curtain rose after a half-hour pause (one bYotch of a scene change, a Vick trademark) on Bullier’s, which had been restructured by Vick as a funny sendup on La Bohème’s Café Momus, updated to an American early 1950s sock hop. The stage was flooded with dozens of extras, flowers, balloons, and crammed in every spot with café tables splayed from a 1950s VW van turned fast-food joint (Bullier’s now a hot-dog vendor), complete with matching Vespa scooters parked onstage. Giant cut-outs of four Moulin Rouge cabaret women overcame the stage, their bare limbs outlined in vanity bulbs. Sock-hop dancers and swingers strutted all over the stage, delivering the “love, joy and pleasure” promised at Bullier’s. Hot sailors dancing with buxom women. Little tables overflowing with beer glasses. Sexy (foxtrot) time!

(Above: photo by Michele Crosera for La fenice)

The duets between Magda and Ruggero -- she's the 'ho who meets the nice guy who reminds her of the nice boy she fell in love once upon a more innocent time -- went well enough “Io non so chi siate voi…” but of course, as is the main problem inherent to the opera, nothing was greatly moving. Ruggero’s “Bevo al tuo fresco sorriso” was embarrassingly derivative and made OC squirm with discomfort. It was followed later by Magda’s affirmation that she was upset at herself for loving Ruggero because she was afraid to be so happy. Yawnzies.

Act III opened after the last half-hour pause to a stark terrace overlooking the French Riviera sea, a splay of sand on stage with two gigantic umbrellas – one sheltering a table for two, and the other sheltering vases and vases of red roses. Magda was in a mint green dress, and Ruggero was in white pants with a gingham red short sleeved dress shirt. They both rolled around barefoot in the sand like bathing chinchillas. When Lisette and Prunier entered (he the Pygmalion of the maid who wants to become a singer, bah), it was unmemorable. They were both so unanimated and awkward.

Then, towards the end, when Magda comes clean and tells her boi that she cannot marry him because of her past, she abandons the blubbering Ruggero, strutting offstage. At that moment, the hanging backdrop of the blue, cloud-filled sky plummets to the stage floor,  crashing down with a shocking THUD! -- the sky has literally fallen, after the death of love. Revealing a penitent Magda walking slowly and mournfully to a waiting Packard and motorcycle escort. The former backdrop of an idealized, halcyon day on the French Riviera, made Ruggero’s laments of “Non lasciarmi” even more chilling.

It was a fantastic, bada$$ ending to a very difficult to realize opera, and Vick demonstrated his elegant genius, which unlike an equally-gifted Robert Carsen, he didn’t foist into your face with hammy bareknuckled fists.

Vick slam dunked it like Jordan, and the audience went wild. We were content to golf clap for the voices of the evening, but after a few curtain calls, Vick & Co. appeared from backstage and took their much-deserved applause. The house went wild for a few minutes, and bravi all around, with Vick surrounded by the chorus and the extras who gave him the applause he deserved. Then OC took in a well-deserved fish-galore meal at La Fenice, the very nice restaurant adjacent to the theater, and there was much rejoycing. amen hallelujah!

It’ll probably take the second coming of Jesus to bring OC back to Venezia for la prima @ La Fenice again, though, as Carnevale is the Italian equivalent of the American furry fandom and cosplay, RPGers, otaku fanboys & girls emulating their favorite anime characters, while grown women run around the city with glitter smeared on their faces, designs that emulated scarred birthmarks or traumatic burns.

OC doesn’t h8 the players, just h8s the game. She *hearts* Graham Vick though, because he knows that opera seriously needs to have its s#1t f*çked up real bad.

And doesn't he deliver.

Maria Stuarda La Prima @ La Scala: DOWNGRADE!

First off, tonight's la prima of Gaetano Donizetti's Maria Stuarda (in a new production by Pier Luigi Pizzi) at La Scala boasted a substitution of Talbot. Ailing bass (or, bailing a$$ loalz) Carlo Cigni was replaced tonight by Simone Alberghini, who formerly starred on the Opera Chic blog as Anna Netrebko's ex-fiancé, after they called it quits in May 2007, victims of the seven-year itch. Alberghini was there IN SHOCKING GREEN!!!

OC ran down to La Scala earlier tonight in the Milan rain (that hasn't let-up since last Thursday) super casual and cozy in a pair of knee-high black Costume National heeled boots, black leggings bought @ Boule de Neige, a vintage YSL black silk blouse, a Miu-Miu dark gray cashmere cardigan (super huge and long...from the men's line), and an Isabella Tonchi black wool overcoat (black Chloé Paddington bag, Loro Piana dark grey cashmere scarf, and a Paul Smith umbrella). Too bad the new Louboutins bought in saldi last week will have to wait until nicer weather... :(

On with the show: The curtain rose on the scene of the Westminster court, which was materialized by Pier Luigi Pizzi as a large black platform in the middle of the stage, elevated by stairs on all four sides. Kinda like the Kaaba in Mecca. Mecha lecca hi. All around the stage walls had been erected scaffolding (as the scenery), which comprised of a ground level and a second level above the stage, where ramps ran, which singers were able to use as egress. They were backlit by screens that projected either white or orange light. YOUR CHOICE! 1 OR 2! The minimal staging was frankly, quite boring and unimaginative.

A dozen male guards (Cavalieri) circled about holding flaming torches. Pier Luigi Pizzi, who was responsible for direction, scenery, and costumes, managed to blow the entire trifecta all over the stage. OC's biggest beef with the production was encountering Pizzi's incongruity between the costuming of women and men. On stage, if you had balls, you were put into a tight pair of black leather pants. If you had breasts, you were swaddled-up in reams of cloth, not unlike Amish school marms. Women were totally desexualized in this production, de-divaized, de-fierceized, and totally fe-masculated…while the men were all totally empowered. wtf? So yeah, we had a dozen alternate males in the background in thigh-high black leather boots, which were tucked into tight, black leather pants, with tight, black leather jackets -- all topped with jaunty black leather berets. ugh. Their costumes were totally non sequitur within the whole production, but if that's what gets Pier Luigi Pizzi hot, so be it.

Act I gave us a view of the chorus and Dame d'onore, who were dressed sumptuously in gorgeous magentas, browns, and subdued gold period dresses, full length skirts and matching bodices, without a hint of cleavage, neck, or any flesh-colored things showing. Out came Elisabetta, Anna Caterina Antonacci, wrapped in layers and layers of white cloth.

Pizzi didn't even give the women's costumes any Elizabethan flair, and instead of exaggerating the hips, waists, or shoulders, the fabric was boringly draped over the hips in a, well, non-form form. These divas on stage were costumed to be shockingly less fierce than their larger-than-life references, which is what pissed me off. Pizzi stole their thunder. thare were no divas were n e whare 2 be found. Totally lame. No Sills-like awesomeness. The two queens were given careless wraps of fabric. I know this was the 16th century, and modesty was kinda what the kewl kids did, but we want diva power! Not some mousy queens dragging lead around the stage. Elisabetta was at least donning a Seamonkey white crown and collar, although she was slapped with a wash of white Kabuki foundation. In Engerland.

Act I, and the problems began immediately with Antonino Fogliani and Scala orchestra in an uncooperative brawl. Fogliani and the orchestra tampered Anna Caterina Antonacci with her Scene II appearance, and rudely barged over her voice, both in tempi and volume. There were loads of unsynchronized measures between the singers and the orchestra, and the orchestra was just overall too loud. It wasn't a matter of crescendi, but the volume was just too strong-armed and inelegant for this bel canto masterpiece. To be fair, I saw numerous times Fogliani shushing the orchestra, hand raised to his lips, but they weren't having it, so at the end of the night, both parties are guilty.

Scene III introduced Roberto, Earl of Leicester in thine tightie leathery, blacke pantaloonies, sung by tenor Francesco Meli who was off to a pretty rough start. His upper notes were fraught with straining. Scene IV, during "Se fida tanto colei mi amò", he pushed it way out, and the results were not pleasant. Thankfully, he did like a 180 degree switch for Act II, and gave much more. Yay for intermissions. Contrasting with the petite frame of Meli was Simone Alberghini, singing Talbot. Did I mention he was outfitted in tight black leather pants? He sang well and rounded-out the entire lineup, and his "Questa imago, questo foglio" with Meli was worth mentioning.

Enter Mariella Devia and Fotheringay Park, where the new scenery appeared from under stage, raised on a mechanical level. This act brought the one memorable effect of the entire performance: a thick, leafy grove of trees slowly materialized…the foliage a nice break from the stagnant steel cages in the prior acts. Devia appeared as frumpy as the other women on stage, in dark grey swaths of cloth. However, her dress and outer dress were so large and convoluted -- with a large white collar obscuring her breasts and neck -- that her head just looked like a little peanut. Pizzi wanted to put these queens out to pasture and rule the stage himself. Neigh, I say. Neigh, neigh, neigh. 

But nothing mattered to the loggioni, who were out in huge numbers filling the loggione, and lauded Devia with countless brava at every single aria she caressed. Not that she didn’t deserve any of it…we had fallen in love with la Devia ages ago, and caught her live last year at her La Scala recital (which we reviewed here). Devia had perfect control over her sweet, flawless coloratura, and left the audience breathless. Her first aria, "O nube!" made the loggione go insane. Let's face it...the last two gallerie were there just for Devia, and they made it clear they were there to support her.

BREAK TIME! As Fogliani made his way back to the podium after the first and only intermission, he was booed by the loggioni, which echoed throughout the auditorium over the applause. They shot hate lazers from their glowing, cat-like eyes all over his back! The booing seemed to have shaken the orchestra into suitable shape, and Act II was a bit more put together than Act I, with gentler control over the orchestra. Act II also showed a modicum of OMG IS THAT A WOMAN'S FLESH I SEE?!! Elisabetta came out with a stellar "Alla tua voce", although dressed in a tapestry. I’m not kidding. She had a giant orange tapestry wrapped around her body in the form of a dress, with a toned-down the white face. Also, the tapestry dress showed omg her NECK!! I think I have the vapors. Again we had the scaffolding and cavalieri holding torches. oh noes. Roberto had left his cape backstage, and was dressed in tight black leather. This time, Meli’s "Deh! per pietà sospendi" was gorgeous, and he had gotten his groove back. He was probably scared str8 after the loggioni booing, and didn't want to get tomatoes thrown at him.

Devia then appeared again in her boring giant dark grey frock, and fondled her egregious ruby-encrusted cross that hung around her neck… à la Madonna '80s. It's official. Pizzi is so senile that his popular culture references ended in the '80s. The costumes betrayed him! Even during the Confrontation scene, one of the queens was in a boxy white jacket, rawking a total '80s silhouette. Ewwww. Live in the now! Unfortunately, the orchestra fell out a few times, especially during the Confession scene between Maria and Talbot, and during "Tolta alla Scozia", the orchestra got way too loud again.

Devia’s “Quando di luce rosea" was outstanding, and was met with tons of brava from the audience. After her duet with Talbot, the stage was flooded with light, and out came the family of Maria for one of the most chilling and wrenching "Vedeste? Vedemmo," I’ve ever heard. The women were in black gowns, covered to the gills with black transparent veils over their heads, and the men were dressed like Puritans (finally...men sans leather). The executioner, however, was in the de rigeur tight leather outfit, this time topped with a shaved head. Aside from the executioner, the scene was too beautiful. Devia came out for "Io vi rivedo alfin" in a Heinz ketchup-colored red dress, a nice change from her gray capes. When she comforted her family, I was almost in tears. "Tolta al dolore, tolta agli affanni" made me sob like a little girl who just got trampled in the annual Barney's Madison Avenue summer sale.

Then we had "Roberto! Ascolta!", addio&addio&addio, Devia layed her head down, and it was all ovah.

The audience went wild for the curtain call, and Devia and Antonacci came out alone, with Devia giving her competing queen a huge hug, and then brave poured down. The curtain then rose on the chorus, who took their well-deserved bows, with the sweet Bruno Casoni as their chorus master.

As Pier Luigi Pizzi -- who gave us such craptacular sets, derivative lighting, and a touch-of-misogyny costumes for the ladies -- received loads of booing from not only the loggione, but from lots of $$money (and normally well-behaved) orchestra patrons. Booing all around! More boos than cheers! Then as conductor Fogliani stepped-out in his ill-fitting frac, more boos erupted! Just when it was getting out of hand, the curtain thankfully fell, and OC witnessed one of the shortest opening night curtain calls yet.

I want my $$$ back, tia. You can mail my check to Opera Chic, 420 Fartcrack Ave. Apt #69, Balls Falls, F.U. 50505 Republic of Poopistan. Unless you're a Devia/Antonacci fan, have a thing for scaffolding, or a black leather fetish, I'd wait this one out.

 

(Scala last night before the show. Click for bigger.)

Freude! Freude!

Dear British Bass Matthew Rose, Esq.:

Thank you for making this year's Concerto di Capodanno memorable in a freaky/geeky way (but not as freaky as your zombie ghost in Verdi's Macbeth). I was in the audience of Auditorium di Milano the night of Monday, December 31, 2007 for the annual New Years performance of Beethoven's Symphony #9 in D minor, which Leonard Slatkin luckily fondled better than he did with last year's cursory grope, and you held it down.

I didn't care that much for your compatriots on the stage, although Orchestra Sinfonica e Coro Sinfonico di Milano Giuseppe Verdi was pretty good, and Slatkin washed the passages in an overall lightheartedness that took away any of the heavy, frightening, & thunderous readings that we've heard in the past from dead maestri. Götterfunken, indeed. That was pretty balls out.

Hugs,

*~*'OC'*~*`

Così fan poopy

Last night the blackjack went ringu-ringu and a friend offered-up a ticket to Mozart’s Così fan tutte at La Scala. OC wasn’t terribly interested, as this production was being given as a general, yet public, rehearsal for the rising stars of La Scala’s latest crop, and therefore offered slightly discounted ticket prices. But with all Milan’s hot-spots closed this weekend, and most friends out of town for the end-of-October ponte dei santi vacation days, Saturday night plans were v. limited. So OC -- in Rock & Republic Berlin black str8-legged jeans, Chloé loafer black platform pumps, giant Miu Miu gray wool sweater belted with a large black leather YSL buckle belt, and a navy Miu Miu wool babydoll jacket -- headed down to La Scala to get really, really sweaty (a wise word to visitors: the theater runs like super hot almost 95% of the time, winter, spring, summer & fall).

What ensued last night was one of the worst deliveries of Così fan tutte OC has laid her exotic eyes on. Amazingly, the misguided conducting and direction managed to turn the opera into something straight from standard Rossini repertoire -- not that there's anything wrong with Rossini. But now I understand why some lament this Mozart masterpiece as garbage -- having exited the most boring Così, reduced it to banal recitative banter and insufferably cranked arias, whole-fartedly lame.

And as if the production wasn’t bad enough, there was some loud mystery squeaking of a high-pitched fan belt backstage that echoed throughout the theater from the overture until Soave sia il vento, faded-out, and then returned so obnoxiously during Un'aura amorosa, that it was a wonder how the strings played over it.

The direction of this Cosi was so depressingly unfunny, stoic and distanced. And Poor Despina. HAY LIGHTEN U PHAVE A FEW DRINKS. Joo Ye Won as Despina exuded a mechanical stiffness that was frustrating because her voice was a-ok.

Natalia Gavrilan's Dorabella and Eleni Ioanidou's Fiordiligi were hardly captivating (aside from their cleavage-baring bustiers), and Guido Loconsolo's Guglielmo and Arthur Espiritu's Ferrando were lost. Nothing & no one gelled. The tempi were unflattering and rushed in parts, with a boringly predictable crescendo during the Act I finale. Ah, guarda, sorella was a bore, Come scoglio was a bore. And Mr. Conductor Ottavio Dantone somehow managed to make the overture sound like the opening scene from The Goonies. Dont ask me how! I DO not know!

Me ne vado! OC and company jetted for drinks after la prima pausa, almost an hour and a half into the belabored evening to drink the memory away. Next time i'll prolly go to the theater wasted. i  cant take it ne moar!*~

Alagna's Antics and Netrebko's Triumph: Roméo et Juliette at the Metropolitan Opera

Certainly no booing last night, as The Metropolitan Opera’s packed house of Gounod's Roméo et Juliette la prima seemed to be comprised of both Alagna’s and Netrebko’s fan club entourages. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Alagna was off to a strong start in front of the packed house, and although he impressed quickly, he tired noticeably, tampering-out shortly before the first intermission. Fair enough, since this performance has funky breaks, and finally splices a proper intermission only after the first two hours have elapsed.

It wasn’t until after the intermission that Alagna started reverting to a reoccurring issue that peppered Acts I-III: Sharping. Scattered through Act I, II, and III, he would at times rise-up to a sharp landing. By the second half, he was ####’ing all over tha ##ing place. Roberto Alagna? More like Al Sharpton. It was only during his duets with Netrebko that he was able to level-out and come back down to Gounod’s markings. The audience didn’t seem to mind, as his stage presence was charismatic and sprite, and he certainly won over his fans in Tiffany & Co. blue, well-tailored ensembles (tight pants & fitted jackets were favored).

However, the notes that he nailed sounded good, with decent control, as well as most of Acts I, II & III. His diction was (obvs) outstanding, clear, and bright. His acting was not overtly hammy, and he had a nice light and convincing touch. But something was up with Roméo’s stage exits, as just about every single egress was marked with a quick sprint off the stage into the darkness of the wings. He was srsly channeling Napoleon Dynamite.

It also seemed that Alagna was not terribly synchronized with Maestro Domingo, or else his breath-control had waned. Or more rehearsals were needed. Or maybe someone forgot to bring Alagna his sugar cookies and orange juice. One aria he ended at least a dozen measures before Domingo completed the orchestral phrasing to couch it. Oh Alagna, how you charm us with your 45ish-going-on-21 physique, deepest tan, and naiveté. Regardless, he looked great [not sweaty, very good color], put lots of energy into his blocking, and worked extremely well with Netrebko who reciprocated and flattered his interpretation. His voice, when he had good control, filled completely the vast theater hall.

Netrebko, on the other hand, was impossible to cut-up. She was in perfect form, dramatically and lyrically. Her accents, her control, and her dynamic were everything the audience could ask for. She nailed it, and left nothing desired. She was able to pull off every range of emotion, a convincing and addictive performance. She came across as having understood her role thoroughly (not, however, played as a petulant 14-year-old, colored more as a slightly sophisticated college girl), and was synchronized intrinsically with Domingo. Her luxuriant voice was like a huge embrace, streaming through the hall and stunning the audience. Ok, well, her pronunciation is kinda teh suck compared to Alagna’s, but she looks better in stilettos than he does so whatevs.

The Prologue introduced the immense MET chorus and Johannes Leiacker’s sets, everyone in the chorus dressed in those garish colors seen at a yae olde renaissance fair. Under white lights it was a bit too circusy, but when washed and toned under the yellow floodlights, it was perfect. I remember reading that the Capulets and Montagues were dressed in opposing colors like Bloods & Crips, but it seemed more like Paint ‘N Swirl had hit the stage.

This two-year-old production had made its inaugural debut at the highly anticipated MET premiere during November 2005, created by Guy Joosten. Joosten took the concept of “star crossed lovers” literally, and filled the stage and scenery with celestial images. The floor was an immense checkerboard wood in tan and dark brown. Above that sat a raised circular platform that revolved and pitched according to action and scene, with astrological signs painted on the border. Above the stage there was a floating mobile of rings and orbs that turned at whim. Behind the circular stage, icky photo images of galaxies, moons, and eclipsed suns flickered. Super lame. Like stock photos they would have put on mouse pads circa 1995. Like a bootleg PowerPoint presentation. The background scenery consisted of sliding panels of faux wood that were etched/painted with Italian Renaissance architecture. Among the various scene transitions that seemed to be constantly spinning, there was great cohesion, sealing the story well.

With Netrebko’s appearance in Act I, all eyes were drawn to her, as she traipsed around the stage in a luscious Barbie pink dress and little matching shoes. Ah! Je Veux Vivre Dans Le Reve (the Waltz Song) was an obvious hit, Netrebko beguiling, charming, and flirtatious, her coloratura finely tuned. The applause and cheers were much louder, more concentrated, and more sustained than Monday night’s Lucia.

Act II’s courtyard was devoid of foliage or green, which kind of sucked, and made me feel like I had sawdust in my throat. Eeewww. No gardens, no trees, no flowers. Alagna’s L'amour, L'amour! was vary niiiice. i like. Netrebko appeared in a white nightgown, loose hair, looking splendid.

(Mezzo-soprano Isabel Leonard. Image: Columbia Artists Management Inc.)

Act III’s memory was mostly the man-pants Isabel Leonard’s Stéphano (pictured above...i just had to drop an image because she's so cute!) in her MET debut, who awed the audience and sent them into the rare laughs shared for the night. The fight scene, which always breaks my heart, was poorly choreographed. Or again, it seemed like there weren’t enough rehearsals. It wasn’t convincing or well-timed, and gawd knows OC loves herself a fight scene. I fear that so many resources were tied into facilitating the new Lucia that this production fell along the wayside. The one cool thing about the fight scene however is that the round platform began spinning and then tilted, which I'm convincing myself was done in homage to Flash Gordon’s fight with Prince Vultan on that Hawk-Man planet. So kewl!

At the first intermission, reeling a few minutes before 10 pm, it was apparent that Alagna et cetera had been performing for at least two hours (not counting warm-ups). This R&J version restored about a half-dozen cuts, so it ran long, but for Alagna, it was like twenty minutes too long.

Act IV boasted the now-famous gorgeous floating, spot-lit bed suspended on cables, a completely dark stage with only pin-pricks of light filtered through. The effect was as though the lovers were floating in the heavens. Va! Je T'ai Pardonne was sumptuous, as Alagna and Netrebko fooled around convincingly on the sheet-draped bed, Alagna in blue capris and Netrebko in a nightgown. It was less hawt than Massenet's Manon, but much more tender. Netrebko’s Dieu! Quel Frisson Court Dans Mes Veines! was accompanied by wonderfully detailed acting, making her inevitable decision most wrenching and fraught with unseen danger.

Act V was brilliant. They both slammed it, and C'est La...Salut! Tombeau Sombre Et Silencieux! almost made OC shed a tear. Almost. Alagna's voice broke sorrowfully over his notes. They extinguished their love only as their lives respired their last. But at the end of the night, truth be told, we rilly missed Rolando!

(Above: the Metropolitan Opera house for Gounod's Roméo et Juliette on September 25, 2007, one night after the 2007-08 season opener.)

hOh Noes Look What You've Done Angiola The Drama Llama Is Back!

Critics savage last night's Traviata at La Scala, question the management's judgement, cut Gheorghiu down to size, scold Maazel and zero in on director Cavani; show-stealing Leo Nucci lurks in the wings; an All About Eve scenario begins to develop; the "when is Angela leaving Milan" countdown begins among Scala insiders; and more.

Much More.

Teh Drama Llama is back in full force at la Scala; Opera Chic has delayed her flight home indefinitely; stay tuned for wall-to-wall coverage according to this website's shameful tradition when it comes to classical music drama developing at la Scala.

Stay tuned for more juicyness...

Angela Gheorghiu Gets A Loggionisti Pardon, Survives Almost Unscathed; Lorin Maazel Almost Pulls An Alagna, Refuses To Show Up For Curtain Calls *~>UPDATED<~*

BREAKING

This just in: Opera Chic has just come home from la Scala's Traviata, Angela Gheorghiu's opera debut in the theatre where her husband Roberto Alagna got booed off the stage last December in Aida.

More later, very soon, but for now: Angela Gheorghiu got sporadically booed by loggionisti but was lucky enough to be saved by the lameness of Maestro Maazel's conducting -- it was poor Maazel who ended up taking one for the team, a bit like the dude who went hunting with Dick Cheney and got shot in the face and then apologized to the VP.

Anyway: in the audience we were all bracing for a skewering of la Gheorghiu but we got instead an anti-Maazel torrent of boos right before the start of the third act. Maazel actually had to wait a full 90 seconds until all the booing had died down, because it would have drowned out the pianissimo of the Scala orchestra.

It went downhill from there. And Angela was home free.

Stay tuned for more...Opera Chic needs to showah

VVVV UPDATE VVVV

The drama llama that is the Alagna-Gheorghiu couple keeps on giving, but sometimes in a weird way: as I said, everybody thought Gheorghiu was going to get a brisk a$$kicking by loggionisti tonight (the sad truth is that they mostly hate her for having uttered some slightly flippant remarks about Callas -- something like "I don't imitate any other sopranos, Callas included", or words to that effect -- more than for her, frankly, too-small voice).

OC had only heard Gheorghiu live once before tonight's trainwreck -- a recital at la Scala, and it's unfair to judge a soprano's power from a recital like that one. But in that big house, tonight, Gheorghiu's voice REALLY sounded small. And her acting, well, she has charisma but not really tons of it.

Instead, she did get some booing -- mostly concentrated on the left side of the second galleria where a small team of loud Angela-haterz vocalized some nasty BOOOOOOOOOOOs after her big arias of the first and second act. They were clearly there, but they were kinda drowned-out with the general applause anyways.

The surprise, though, was Lorin Maazel's conducting: OC is on the record as being a fan of the maestro's knowledge and his competence, but this is the night where he embodied all the limitations his haterz keep talking about -- that he just goes thru the motions like a high-priced hack.

It was a very bad night for the maestro, a night that smelled of lack of preparation with the orchestra (because come on, these people have been subjected to Muti's Verdi drills for 20 years, and in the last two years they have delivered two perfectly fine Verdi performances for Maestro Chailly, a muscularly hot Rigoletto and a correct if uninspiring Aida, it can't be the orchestra's fault; and Maazel is a man who knows his scores. Tonight's debacle just reeked of laziness on the maestro's part).

What happened? Well, he tried to flesh out the first act doing that "elegantly aloof" thing that he sometimes does very well, only it collapsed on him: very stilted phrasing, overlong tempi, a sense of shallowness. Act II is where things really fell apart, never to recover.

And the loggionisti's impatience cost him a nice round of boos and nasty catcalls ("Poor Verdi", "Poor Italy", "Conduct a band of amateurs instead" among the finest examples).

He had to wait for the insults to stop coming, he just couldn''t give the downbeat to begin Act III, they'd have drowned the music out.

This is a small clip taken from the Rai radio feed, keep in mind the applause has been pumped up by the mics, at la Scala the boos and catcalls sounded much stronger than you hear in the clip below -- but they came from up on high in the second Galleria, basically from the roof, and the performance was being filmed for a DVD and broadcast live on radio and via Internet. The file's here:

http://download.yousendit.com/AD76100013D382A1

Irritated by the sneering loggionisti (his Italian is amazing, so he understood every nuance of sarcasm), Maazel refused to join the rest of the cast for the curtain calls (very sporadic boos, mostly applause for the cast, even an attempt of a standing ovation in the middle of the platea). Not an Alagna-style tantrum, OK, but Maazel's a big boy, he can take the abuse. Just show up and face the loggione, your career speaks for itself -- to OC he demonstrated lack of sportsmanship. If you show up for the cheeering you have to show up for the abuse too -- to show leadership.

Gheorghiu started a bit tentative, but got better in Act II and finished pretty strong even if I could have cared less for the OMFGLOOKATMEMYLUNGZARECOLLAPSING shtick, that gets old really quick. Her voice is small, even for la Scala. Her acting -- bah. She looked great, tho -- she has lost weight and she is now a tall(ish) really slender (think Atkins-style, with arms even too thin for her frame) 40-something with big b00bs. Not enuff to make OC go gay (Netrebko is our honorary "Soprano I'd Go Gay For") but not bad ma'am, not bad at all.

Ramon Vargas instead started pretty strong and ran out of steam pretty quick, and by the time he slapped her around throwing cash all over the stage like a drunken sailor who just won a poker game in a Thai bordello, poor Ramon was really gasping for air, his lungs more damaged than the TBC lady's. His diction is also pretty bad when it comes to Cs and Zs -- it's easy to fix for a Spanish speaker and OC is surprised he hasn't done that already. But we like Ramon so we're biased.

Wanna know more: (like, how sucky was Liliana Cavani's staging? We liked the Pescucci costumes tho, exquisite)?

Wait until tomorrow. OC haz spaken.

Stürmisch bewegt: Mahler's Fifth at Teatro alla Scala With Staaaaaaaaatskapelle Berlin

Tonight OC was chillaxing @ la Scala for the Staatskapelle Berlin + Daniel Barenboim = awesome concerto of Gustav Mahler's 5th. Tomorrow night OC probably won't be there for the conclusion of the double-header: the Mahler 6th under the baton of Boulez, but we don't have any doubt the the Staatskapelle will perform with any less finesse than they had demonstrated tonight.

An oppressively humid afternoon, everyone arrived at the theater 20 minutes before a torrential rain hit (how appropriate a greeting for Mahler's 5th), which thankfully chased away the hot grody polluted winds that greeted us walking down to the theater. In an Ann Demeulemeester cream cotton wife-beater tank, a Paul Smith printed cotton cardigan (green and olive mini diamonds), a pair of lightweight stretch & cropped denim Seven capris, sage alligator Tod's driving shoes, and trusty LV speedles bag (and a black metro Burberry compact umbrella inside), OC arrived just as the first big drops were beginning to fall.

Barenboim was in modified summer frac, and instead of white shirt and tie, he wore a plain black nehru shirt beneath his tails. Thankfully, there was no scolding of the audience this time, and the evening unfolded without incident. The audience was mostly seniors, with full loggione intact. 

Ultimately, from the trumpet to the gigantic climax, I wasn't moved. But it was nevertheless brilliant, and I was duly impressed. Barenboim led a bright, moody, and very Mahlerian orchestra. They were immense, from the bassoons to the violas with a giant and dynamic sound. 

The first two movements (Trauermarsch and Stürmisch bewegt), about 15 minutes each, were constant conflicts between light and dark, turbulence and calm. The Adagietto was angst-ridden like a surly teen, and the Rondo-Finale was well-paced for the awesome climax. At the end of the concerto, the applause was insane, with constant shouts of bravi. Barenboim must have come out to acknowledge his fans like 8x. But he gave no encore, despite the audience breaking-out in hisses of ‘bis’ for his final curtain call.

On the way to the theater, there were two giant transport buses on Via Verdi from Gerhard Kanitz Orchester und Theatertransporte, stamped with line drawing representations of the Skaatskapelle that would make any fanboy cry.

Wir fahren die Gastspielreise der Skaatskapelle Berlin!!! Maybe they were transporting mountains of Eisbein and Berliner Weiße...

My Big Fat Candide Review

The three big papers in Italy (Corriere, La Stampa, and La Repubblica) all reported a t0tally excited reception (10 minutes of applause –- but we’ll get to that later) for Robert Carsen's direction --> appropriation --> adaptation of Leonard Bernstein's Candide from the Wednesday, June 20 la prima at Teatro alla Scala. Don’t get us wrong. We liked many things about it: the witty tributes to cultural icons and shared historical legacy, the dying flicker of optimism and increasing commodification of American culture since the death of JFK, and the rise of the tacky and misguided nouveau riche. (yawnz0rs)

But by the end of the night, the audience is pushed into the role of a bemused parent battling the sudden onset of puberty of a confused and rebellious teenager. Carsen inelegantly slams his dogma and paints his social-commentary-couched-in-irreverent opinions in such broad strokes, that a few times OC found herself rolling her eyes to his modern citations ('does the audience like me yet?! I wont stop referencing our shared cultural history until I am liked.')

But Carsen’s production was equally brilliant compared to even the most tenuous parts: a brief allusion to Billy Wilder's Some Like It Hot, complete with a saxophone-wielding cross-dressing Jack Lemmon as Maximilian, uttering the famous (ed: Joe E. Brown's in the original movie) line, "well, nobody's perfect". While I lolled, not one of the Italians near me uttered a single sound. And of course, Glitter and Be Gay was set to the iconic Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, as Cunegonde is transformed into Marilyn Monroe in the 1953 film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. What we also respected from Carsen was the elegant handling of the inherent anti-war message, which was thankfully not foisted heavily into the structure of Carsen's moral edits, and rather delievered with wit and grace.

The stage, as you all have seen/read by now, is set inside a giant television from the 1950s with rounded rectangle frames, reminiscent of a giant vintage metal lunchbox. The opening credits are certainly brilliant enough, all in English in whimsical font, as well as the appealing nostalgic pastiche of stock footage, all taken from idealized, pastel, and frothy clips of happy American 1950s families -- panning the camera over white picket fences and brand new ranch homes, spliced with footage of the JFK wedding, a NASA space launch, etc...all saturated in a warm orange glow of nostalgia. However, Voltaire giving the audience the middle finger to signify the opening of Act I is a little too, well, *rolls eyes*.

But in the age of MTV and lightning-fast edits, OC found the overall production riddled with a bad case of ADHD *omg brb something shiny*! It was impossible to focus on the overture with the media presentation buzzing and flashing behind (there was also a similar presentation after the first intermission). The problem with this entire production is that Bernstein’s music and creation takes complete backstage to Carsen's self-laudatory, egotistical omg shared inheritance omg direction. He's like Orson Welles on crack. Carsen uses Lenny’s Candide as a vehicle to perpetuate his convictions and his own brand of heavy-handed social commentary, and to present his own, updated version of Voltaire’s novel. The music was a mere afterthought, a batch of stringed notes for the background of Carsen's direction. This was all in great contrast to the 2004 Candide OC saw in NYC, a love-fest hommage to Bernstein...where at one point in scene, an album of Lenny's West Side Story was used as a prop in tribute to the great maestro, the audience bursting out in applause.

The La Scala orchestra was completely incapable of getting down that fundamental, unique ,brash Lenny sound. They washed it entirely in their patented La Scala Italianate (duh) treatment -- although very beautiful and evocative in its own right -- but not even close. But then again, no one was really listening to the music rite? so who cares!

The final word on the cut scenes? As the legend goes *cue grandpappy voice*, it all began back in December 2006 when Stéphane Lissner took his adolescent son (note: OC isn’t a parent, but I prolly wouldn’t recommend this opera for 13-year-olds) to the December 26th Paris production at the Théâtre du Châtelet, and decided that Carsen's vision of Candide was "not in line with the artistic production of La Scala". Many meetings behind closed doors in January 2007 between Lissner and Carsen were held, where eventually they agreed upon a “Milan-Safe” version, cutting roughly 15-minutes of staging from the Paris version, including two songs of Dr. Pangloss (but hinted-at in the newspaper for reasons wanting to conserve Lamert Wilson’s voice. um okay yaaaah).

Now, thanks to video captures of the January 2007 Arte' channel broadcast of the uncensored and uncut Paris production, those who can’t get to the theater can revel in Carsen’s controversial vision (Again, Opera Chic has been forbidden by la Scala's lawyers to publish la Scala promotional material that is freely distributed to the media, and shots from inside the theater.) Here were most of the edits:

In the famous scene with Berlusconi, Blair, Bush, Chirac, and Putin floating drunkenly among split oil tanks (at la prima, two of those tanks had a ‘wardrobe malfunction’, and remained distractedly and ominously on stage ten minutes through the Las Vegas scene) Putin thankfully doesn't vomit (making instead very audible hiccups), and Berlusconi is dressed in longer briefs (instead of a little Speedo seen in Paris). The neckties of the five world leaders have been left in the dressing room, but that was explained for the reasons of new, improved masks that didn’t need the neckties to conceal the creases in the material.

No molesting, pAEdophile priests or priest/church jokes…specifically the line, "Farebbero comodo alla nostra confraternita" (but instead Dr. Pangloss grossly molests Paquette through a few scenes.) Also cut was the entire scene of the cardinals arriving in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Lots of cracks at the Mormons, however remained, upon Candide’s arrival in Salt Lake City, UT. Not many Mormons in Italia!

Dr. Pangloss/Voltaire/Martin, played by the excellent Lambert Wilson, narrates in Italian language (instead of English) marring the production with an ersatz and disjointed feel (Lissner had said that such long stretches of English would bore and lose the interest of the general audience). Even the last few lines in the ending scene uttered by Candide and Voltaire are spoken in Italian.

Appearing in scene, although reportedly once agreed to be cut by Carsen, was Kim Criswell’s Old Lady, who said she was the daughter of a Polish pope ("Sono figlia di un papa polacco") because I remember being like, 'oh great, here comes the Pole joke.

But can we just address the screaming headlines that state the Candide la prima received bountiful applause? Well, yes, technically there was roughly 10 minutes of applause. People liked it, yes. But whoever coordinated the curtain calls split-up the massive, massive chorus into much smaller sets of about 15 members, each line of chorus singers taking an isolated, separate bow. Technically and literally, because the chorus (ed: and the mimes and the dancers) was split into small bodies among such a large group, it took a very long time. When the principals finally came together with Carsen, Axelrod, et al, after the entire chorus had taken their like, 8 minutes of curtain calls, there was only *one* ovation for them. The curtain went down once, and was raised one additional instance for a final, second ovation. THIS CASE HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CLOSED.

Now to make this monster post even more GINORMOUS, here are some more screenshots from the December 2006 Paris production, broadcast last January by Arté on satellite, not from La Scala's production:

Above: Dr. Pangloss's history lesson

Above: The chorus and the earthquake

Above: auto-da-fé with hanging of Candide and Pangloss. Oh yeah: And the KKK.

Above: Cunegonde's Glitter and Be Gay

Above: Escape from Hawaii to the Titantic

Above: Bush drunk on a raft

Above: Blair drunk on a raft

Above: More rafts

Above: Las Vegas and The Old Lady

Above: cul8r

Why Can’t Anyone Just Leave Poor Lenny Alone?

[Do not insert a "best of both possible worlds" joke here]

First it was the NYC elementary school that thought it would be cool to do a biographical sketch in the very cemetery where Lenny’s body resides. Then Carsen took out his beat-down stick and whacked with all his might to create something simultaneously kind of laudable, but incomprehensibly *not* Bernstein’s Candide.   

Herpes jokes, a grabby-hands Pangloss, Cunégonde as a “shiksa b*tch”, the immigrants to the New World referred to as, “wops, kikes, spics, [insert additional offensive slang here], and the KKK dancing a hoe-down. It’s like, okay Carsen, WE GET IT. I mean, just how many times can you hear "West Failure" (for “Westfalia”) before it gets old?! Yeah, um: 3x.

Amazingly, through all the racial slurs and barbs, Carsen had at least enough sense to not drop the n-bomb…but then again, even if he did, I don’t think the audience would have cared, as there was indeed a warm reception for Carsen’s antics at La Scala tonight. Lots of cheers when Carsen (wearing one of the most hideous -- dark purple and white striped -- suits I’ve seen in my entire life) came onstage to take his curtain call. A smattering of boos, but really just a miniscule dollop compared to the wild cheering. For the American experience, Carsen leaves one with a complete dichotomy of both nostalgia and embarrassment. Embarrassment for the egregious metaphors and couched social criticisms via an extremely altered libretto. Or as the La Scala flyer states, “Liberamente adattato da Robert Carsen”, freely adapted. "Liberamente adattato" my a$$. That was straight-up misappropriation.

Carsen, your anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-TV shtick is hijacking Lenny’s musical/operetta/opera (I’m sooo not getting into this debate fyi tia) REPORTED REPORTED!!   more tomorrow...

Inland Empire, ti presento Richard Jones' Direction of Shostakovich's Lady Macbeth

Remember when we wrote here about David Lynch directing Dmitri Shostakovich’s Lady Macbeth? Well it seems that Richard Jones has already beaten him to the task. Back tonight from Teatro alla Scala's la prima, too tired to go for drinks, I'm falling into bed after this quick recap:

Yes, this is the same staging seen at the Royal Opera House’s 2006 production with Pappano on the podium, and I put forth exactly the same praises and detractions as I had previously read. I found that the direction clashed overtly with the musical cues of Shostakovich's heartbreakingly beautiful and equally jarring composition. There were just too many moments when the visual images set forth by Jones just didn't match at all with Shostakovich’s intricate score. But independently, they both kicked a$$ in their own way.

Yes, we had our pig-masked rapist spraying a stream of white foam directly into the unmentionables between Aksinya's splayed legs, we had our Katerina/Sergey humping-against-the-wall scene, we had our headless body of Zinovy wrapped in plastic being dragged-off the stage. Everything that was promised we served. The end result was a riveted, enchanted, slightly horrified audience, exhausted from the spectacle of 3.5 hours of pathos and visceral imagery, monsters and tacky wallpaper, set in the twisted nightmare of a dark David Lynchian canvas.

This was Inland Empire version 2.0, from the scenery to the overall tone, and I felt again I was stuck inside that freaking horrible rabbit-head puppet apartment! omg whatever u do DONT LOOK BELOW!!!!vvvvvvvvv omg I’m going to bed but I just know I’m going to have nightmares. ok now I'm unsure of what to write...everything's a little weird in here. even pagliaccio is scared <:"[

Sokolov Plays Conservatorio G. Verdi (He Won)

Opera Chic is back tonight from a late night passed at Conservatorio G. Verdi where she basked in the glory of Grigory Sokolov's piano recital in the white belly of that huge auditorium on via Conservatorio. The program consisted of Franz Schubert's Sonata in C minor D 958 which was played technically beyond-perfect, and suffused with tenderness and a wide range of color. The usual thirty-two minute composition (with four movements) took much longer under the careful caress of Sokolov, clocking-in at around forty. His pedal work is outstanding...his legato, his staccato, his transpositions...everything. He is appassionato in the fullest sense, and this performance quickly erased all prior memories of Barenboim’s momentous (but hey, kinda sloppy and heavy-handed) recital two nights ago at La Scala.

The second half of the program was, um, okay...a selection of Aleksandr Nikolaevich Skrjabin works with only a few standouts (not at the fault of the superb Sokolov, but my own incapacity to really get into Skrjabin). One "mistake" (we use this ironically) of Sokolov was launching directly into the astounding, trompe l'oeil splendor of "Opus 9 Prelude and Nocturne for the Left Hand", which demonstrated so much of his endless talent and received so much applause, that the following four program pieces sent the entire audience into proper applause etiquette confusion, with half the auditorium tepidly applauding, and the other half shushing them during each subsequent piece. jokes on us all. Again, his presentation of the Skrjabin work for the left hand was insane, his right hand hanging idly at his side. His phrasing and mastery of mixing legato with brighter staccato and spirito was beyond words. He used the voice of his left hand to mind-bogglingly sound like two. The Sonata No. 3 Opus 23 was also a standout, leaving the remaining works (Due Poemi Opus 69, Sonata No. 10 Opus 70, and Vers la flamme Opus 72) a bit of a chore (OC wanted the delicious encore already).

Six bis were given, starting with a sweet andante Frédéric Chopin's Prelude in E Minor, and then including another Chopin waltz, Liszt, Beethoven, Brahms, which all brought standing ovations. Opera Chic is just glad she was able to catch this great pianist play live in such a beautiful city that cherishes its musicians.

btw, we found one of Jessica's 2005 Sokolov performance reviews on a Sokolov website, and we love this quote: "And although he's a big bear of a man, he can be as graceful as a ballet dancer (take the hand crossings in the Schubert) and create sounds as delicate as a hummingbird." It's a wonderful quote because it's true! He's just perfect.

Now here's a picture of some random ladies mobbing the vendor in the lobby of Conservatorio after the show for Sokolov discs vvvvvvv

 

Barenboim's Hissy Fit, Part II

Big update!! Okay, so we know that there was a bit of mystery last night surrounding the Daniel Barenboim recital at Teatro alla Scala, as he shunned the adoring Milan audience by hastily leaving the theater without a single encore.

We just didn't understand: we showed Barenboim much love and respect last night and the audience (Maurizio Pollini among the crowd) applauded him heartily. We called for encores, and even gave him standing ovations (well, the platea seats are too expensive to raise one's a$$ off of them, people there never give standing ovations) but he still refused.   

Word has it that it was indeed the 2nd row camera sniper that had Barenboim's panties in a twist (btw, it seemed to OC last night that the photo detractor was in the first row, but apparently not)...

Opera Chic has learned that Barenboim was visibly pissed during the intermission, even after he scolded the detractor during his first curtain call (in front of the entire auditorium) by charging towards the camera-wielder and wagging his finger angrily.

La Scala General Manager Stéphane Lissner was brought in for damage-control, and asked a reluctant, still-pissed-off Barenboim to make the audience happy and play again, just once. But Barenboim was all like, awwww hells naw. And he decided to punish the entire hall (Maurizio Pollini included) for one guy's lack of discretion.

Even more jarring about his abduction is that a lovely reader from Bologna had written OC with a full report of Barenboim's Bologna recital just two days prior, where he treated the fans to a *full hour* of bis:

“The public started screaming non-stop, and we then had an hour of encores, Evgeny Kissin style. Mostly Frédéric Chopin, including a Polonaise that brought the house down!!!” [thanks for the review, again, Big D!]

Now, Opera Chic is on the record in this blog and in IRL as saying that Barenboim is a wonderful artist, a committed musician, a man of peace, and a generous intellectual.

He's also an ex-child prodigy...and OC knows he's still a prodigy; she just thought he wasn't a child anymore. *snaps*

(photo from daniel barenboim)

Barenboim at La Scala: Troppo Forte!

Opera Chic fought too many hours of traffic on the slick roads from Salzburg to Milan this afternoon, and with the constantly falling rain and crowds, we vow to fly next time – no more awesome Rosenberger Autobahn restaurants, no more awesome green scenery, no more bootleg gas station shops to explore – we’ll take our chances. And we’ll tell you more about the Salzburg festivities later, as well as full reports from the very awesome Muti Don Calandrino.

Arriving cranky and exhausted to a chilly Milan, OC quickly showered and changed into a pair of Levis and Aspesi windbreaker thrown over gray-as-rain cashmere sweater, Paul Smith fold-up umbrella thrown into my LV Speedles 30, and headed down to La Scala where Barenboim was scheduled to grace the La Scala stage with a piano recital, an Omaggio all'Italia that still managed to bring out the crowds into a soggy evening.

Here's a quick recap, since OC is seriously in need of some beauty rest: Maestro Scaligero Barenboim took the stage and began bowing. Simultaneously, a La Scala page came dashing over to an elderly man sitting in the first row. He stood directly in front of said man, placing his hand over the man's camera for at least five seconds until the camera was put down.

Here's the fun part: At the first curtain call after the first three Liszt selections, Barenboim jumped up from his piano bench and stared directly at the violator, waving/wagging his finger at him angrily, scolding him for his prior recording actions. He was visibly pissed. He was like, “Don’t make me come down there and smack that camera out of your hand!”

The last work before the intermission (from "Années de pèlerinage. Deuxième Année. Italie": Après une lecture de Dante. "Fantasia quasi sonata") was stellar, and Barenboim flogged the piano like a raging animal. He pounded on the keys like a man with a vengeance…like he had a beef with the piano or something...like he had cast Orichalcum’s Most Holy WTF, and the house went wild with his mad orc rushing skills.

During the intermission, two little stage elves came out and mopped up a puddle (??) from underneath the piano bench, and then changed the old busted one with a new sweet model. After the intermission, Barenboim began three little parafrasi of Verdi (Il Trovatore, Aida, and Rigoletto), which were sweet and enjoyable.

But here’s what is teh suck: Barenboim performed the same program in Bologna two nights ago at the Auditorium Teatro Manzoni, and a very adorable reader from Bologna wrote me a synopsis. He told me that on Saturday night to the Bologna audience, Barenboim commanded an hour of encores, reaching into a Chopin-heavy repertoire, bringing the house down. WTF?! Tonight at La Scala, Barenboim came out for maybe three curtain calls, and then at the fourth, he pushed the piano bench towards the piano, and closed the keyboard! WTF? Snubbed! No encore. La Scala gets no love. ;__;

Honestly? We think he was going to find the detractor from the first row who tried to film him, and kick his a$$.

Jonas Kaufmann Leads Lieder at La Scala

German h0ttie Tenor Jonas Kaufmann drew a small (but devoted) crowd at his Teatro alla Scala recital earlier this evening in Milan. The palchi were 1/3 full, and blocks of seats on the orchestra floor remained vacant, but for those that comprised the audience, Kaufmann seemed to deliver. For this Opera Chic, not so much. Full casual (thank gawd)…Paul Smith black embroidered blouse tucked into my vintage Levis (again), grey Repetto round-toe Victorian boots (although it was humid, it was kind of chilly today), and a matching grey Prada skinny belt. And the standby Louis Vuitton Speedy.

Kaufmann looked pretty good himself. omg teh hawt. He stepped-out in full frac, tailing pianist & "Lieder-Meister" Helmut Deutsch in the same. The tenor launched weakly into Schubert's Die Bürgschaft, and his small voice was worrisome. He couldn't seem to find the proper projection, and at first, the accompaniment played over him. Speaking of Deutsch, the man needs to lay off the damper pedal. His legato is insane (but as an outted legato junkie, it was strangely curious). His Schubert seemed a little sloppy, and dropping his place once, he left Kaufmann to sing a few measures in gaping silence.

Kaufmann undoubtedly creates a pleasant presence on stage (tall/dark/handsome), comes across as gentle/patient/cool, and has nailed plenty of his technique and training, but there's something strangled about his voice, and his color is just not my thang. Benjamin Britten's Seven Sonnets of Michelangelo Buonarroti was next...with a few haunting passages, but not enough to gather too much enthusiasm save the normal spectrum applause. The first half was rather boring, in all honesty. Even with Kaufmann's yummy appearance, OC found herself counting all the spent light bulbs of the centerpiece chandelier (at least a dozen on my visible side), counting all the completely empty palchi (I stopped at 35), and contemplating how different salons treat manicures here (short & rounded vs. nyc's long & squared). Interesting stuff.   

At la pausa, Opera Chic was considering leaving the recital, but something urged me to stay...and I'm glad I did. (btw, in the photo below, you can see just how empty La Scala was...during intermission.)

Any apprehension and uncomforting lapses that Kaufmann displayed in the first part of the recital had been chased away as he began Richard Strauss' Schlichte Weisen. It was almost immediate during "Du meines Herzens Krönelein" and the following "Ach Lieb', ich muss nun scheiden" that he channeled some sort of chocolaty Lieder goodness, drawing-out wild applause and bravi from the gallerie which was very much deserved. It all came to climax as he finished the last work of the evening, Strauss' Vier Lieder, which ended in the same rabid applause and praise.

The difference between the two segments was strange, but whatevs. It was a quick recital at an easy pace, and including the bis (and a twenty minute intermission), was less than two hours. Kaufmann took his calls, and gifted the audience with four encores: all various Lieder that OC can't place (considering the gigantic oeuvre of Lieder + my usual impatience for the art = all Lieder sounds the same to these ignorant ears). ok ha ha j/k.

As the recital ended, I was left with one question: I know that Kaufmann has done it before to good reviews, but I just can't imagine his Alfredo on the la Scala stage without getting swallowed whole by Maazel and the orchestra. Holy sh*t...Jonas(h) and the freaking whale. I love it. He's going to get swallowed on the 17th when he sings opposite Nucci "The Whale" Germont and Angela (if she bothers to show-up). Whatever happens, Opera Chic will be there blah blah blah.

Now before I jump, here's a blurry picture I took of Jonas' a$$:

Before I Drop Into Bed: La Bella Addormentata Recap

Opera Chic survived two intermissions and emerged tonight into the humid Milan air a full three hours & fifteen minutes after the eight-o’clock la prima of La bella addormentata nel bosco at Teatro alla Scala. (was that even a sentence?!)

Ballerina Svetlana Zakharova made us for a moment forget that we were crammed in a palco in the middle of a historical theater in a boisterous city in Europe. Zakharova flawlessly pranced through her steps as Princess Aurora, taunting years of practice and devotion into something transcendent. When after pricking her finger on a hidden spindle lurking in a bouquet of flowers, she faded-out like something truly ephemeral. When she was given the kiss to breathe back life, she flourished like a flower in the sunlight. She’s beautiful, tall, and was in perfect control. Prince Desire’s (lamest name ever) Denis Matvienko was solid, elegant, and provided perfect accompaniment.

Sets were indeed reminiscent of Versailles, and each scene was a variation on a receiving court of a royal château. Costumes were of shiny, luxurious, and luminous textiles. Tutus were classical with gorgeous beads and embroidered bodices, all finished with gorgeous tiaras and headpieces.

Tchaikovsky’s score is for OC pretty lame, unfortunately, and didn’t elicit an ounce of resonance throughout the entire work. An aberration of the evening was the over-implementation of dry ice to create the water effect in which prince and princess take a pass in a boat. The excess vapor poured into the orchestra pit, blanketing two very hawt clarinetists, upsetting the harpist, bass clarinet, and oboe section. damn. But at least it called into play the hotness of the clarinet players. Shoot. Bonus: during the first intermission, there was a personality interviewing some of the omnipresent Milanese royalty in the lobby. Picture below:

   

Maybe more tomorrow? Maybe not. We’ll see. l8r gators.

Beat-Boxing at La Scala: Bobby McFerrin Invades.

 

Opera Chic braved the gorgeous Milan weather and strutted down to Teatro alla Scala tonight to have a Bobby McFerrin Experience with the La Scala Filarmonica (mentioned here and here).

In a nod to our recently hax0red Tamara Mellon, OC strapped on a pair of four-inch black leather Jimmy Choo stilettos and built the outfit around our martyred, well-heeled saint of cranky (ex)-husbands: my B-fly vintage Levi's 505s, pale tan Chloe ruffle blouse and a sheer RL tan tank underneath, a Chloe black Paddington for the swag, and a Rogan lightweight cashmere black cardigan for the chills (didn’t need it...i'm so hardcore rawr).

First of all, if you missed the show and are (luckily) in Italy, the performance will be rebroadcast on La7 Sunday, May 13.

The auditorium was less full than it was for the night of Gergiev only a week ago, but again that confusing “sold-out” message glared in red on the front placards. hmmmm. 

Bobby McFerrin was looking almost as elegant as Opera Chic (but not quite) in a black suit, the jacket which he later removed, revealing a black t-shirt underneath. The man stormed on stage, stepping lightly, radiating his joviality and excitement, twirling and bouncing the baton in his hands.

When you go to a show with McFerrin leading the orchestra, you know you are in for a different type of entertainment, so it’s really unfair to judge the actual conducting dexterity and to hold him up to Giulini or Abbado. That’s why I’ll say nothing specific about his Candide, or how he managed to transport the overture to that of the exact sound coming from a high school marching band. It was, um…dare I say...incredible?! 

Fauré’s Pavane opus 50 was next up. McFerrin put the baton behind his ear, picked-up a microphone, and stamped his imprint of the next hour of the concert. Using his voice as an instrument, he implemented his spirito musicale as part of the composition, form of a capella singing. At times it didn’t work, and was as incongruent as Glenn Gould’s humming. But mostly it did, and the arch of his voice intertwined deftly with the instruments he was conducting. He continued this device for the next piece, the Vivaldi Concerto for two cellos in G Minor, and voiced over the stings in harmony with Laffranchini's cello solo.

Between sets, McFerrin was jovial, loquacious, and engaging. He would interact with the audience via microphone, toasting his glass of water in honor of the crowds, and making his very distinctly McFerrin noises in small freestyles…like a musical Hightower. omg who didn’t love Hightower?!!

After the Vivaldi, he launched into about six or seven songs, all enacted with his voice alone as the instrument. Save one, which was a jazz ensemble, between a snare drum and a double bass played pizzicato where McFerrin “played” HA HA GET IT the trumpet. Most other pieces were done in his patented style of singing over his own beat-boxing. He also did a sweet little sing-a-long where he split the audience stage right from stage left, and made them his little puppets, signaling cues during his song.

The audience loved it, and that’s really all that mattered tonight. After la pausa, Mendelssohn’s Symphony 4, Opus 90 wasn't conducted as horribly as the Candide piece would have foreshadowed. As an encore, he did a passage from one of Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, wwinter sprang simmer phall whatevs. It was sweet. In a hilarious interview with Corriere della Sera, he explained how his favorite composer is "Joe Green" (aka Giuseppe Verdi) and he'd really like to conduct Rigoletto some day (!!!???).

I was on the line with this one, not sure if I should waste a Monday night stuck inside Piermarini or out enjoying the mild early summer night…but I’m glad I choose the former and dissed my friends with the latter. La Scala chilled the f**k out tonight, and Milan is all the better for not taking itself too seriously. For once. GAWD. 

Do U Want MOAR? Media from Gergiev Filarmonica Concert

Here’s more media from Monday night’s Filarmonica/Maestro Valery Gergiev/Nikolaj Znaider concert at Teatro alla Scala.

(from znaider.com)

(Valery Gergiev and Nikolaj Znaider during an appearance at Accademia Nazionale di Santa Cecilia)

(above: Nikolaj Znaider promo shot from the program) (above: a view of Gergiev's rapidly advancing bald spot from Monday night's performance) (above: the program cover)

Leoš Janáček’s Jenůfa at Teatro alla Scala

Concluding from here: From the mastermind directing and staging of Stéphane Braunschweig comes a chilling, minimal wash of the Czech opera Jenůfa at Teatro alla Scala, trapping the performers in a world as stripped-down and bare-bone as the raw emotions and oppressive tragedy found in the libretto. Opera Chic had heard the buzz prior to the performance, and knew that the design team channeled the genius of Donald Judd, Dan Flavin, and Mark Rothko, (in co-production with Teatro Real Madrid, and created at the Paris Théâtre du Châtelet in 1996) and there was no way she would miss it. Another draw was to satiate her flaming crush on Anja Silja, which intensified after attending a NYC Jenůfa-centric lecture between Silja and Karita Mattila at the MET Opera.

Act I opens with dark-brown paneled walls, stacked and rising to the ceiling, set as a framing element for the entire stage. The floor is painted stark white. Jenůfa sits tending to her plant, while a narrow slit opens in the floor behind her, from which the giant red turbines from the mill circulate behind her, perpendicular to the floor. It’s stunning, and provides a very cutting image, and greatly foreshadowing the morbid presence of the mill and what tragedy is to come. Costumes are either swaths of bright red cloth, creamy whites, or blacks, and pop from the dark brown wood panels of the staging (in the article below, you can see Števa returning with the other musicians and conscripts).

Throughout the opera, the shadows cast from the superb lighting create their own independent show, deepening the pathos and visceral impetus that breaks-down between the characters. Long mellow shadows mix with harsh, bright, cutting plays of light…thanks to the genius behind lumière Marion Hewlett's clever technique. The theme of cutting, sharpness, and jagged ripping was transformed into the lighting, creating visual elements of the same nature.

Act II, the room in the house of Kostelnička, has been shown as two simple walls pushed together to form a deep triangle. At the point of the triangle, furthest away from the stage, is the cradle of the baby. When Kostelnička decides to kill the child and snatches the baby from the cradle (no not teh babee!), the room spits open, shattered, splintered, with sharp, white lights creating physical seams and stratifications on the stage floor. It’s very effective and powerful. At the point where Laca enters the room and reaffirms his love to Jenůfa, that huge motherfather fan comes up from the stage and divides Kostelnička from the couple, the shows splicing and cutting the forms. Throughout it all, Anja Silja sang her freaking head off. She made Emily Magee’s Jenůfa appear impotent and plastic.

Act III was the same basic staging as Act I, but included stark yellow/green lighting, and pews evocative of the church. Maestro Lothar Koenigs conducted blithely, pulling staccato and coldness from the orchestra when needed, and then morphing into a sweet legato. It was perfect.

(pretty bad photo of curtain call with Jenůfa front and center) 

At the curtain call, Jenůfa was more or less snubbed, given a polite applause for her capable performance. But the real applause went for the creative team (Braunschweig, Hewlett, and Thibault Vancraenenbroeck for costumes), Lothar Koenigs’ conducting, Miro Dvorsky’s Laca, and certainly for the most bada$$ lady singing on stage today: Anja Silja.

~~Here's a bonus that was spotted during la pausa:

If ur invited as someone's "escort" to la prima, don't dress like ur @ the Kentucky Derby. yeee-haw! Dress + hat does not automatically = class tia tia. ladies, your fashion crimes are hijacking my will to live. (btw, no one has worn a hat at la scala since like Verdi).

   

Gergiev at La Scala for Filarmonica: A Quickie

Opera Chic is reporting from the earlier event at Teatro alla Scala…an evening with Maestro Valery Gergiev and the Filarmonica della Scala. And Nikolaj Znaider.

It was a sumptuous night, filled with the die hard loggionisti who heaped Gergiev (and earlier Nikolaj Znaider on violin) with righteous applause. The program was Brahms Concerto in D Major, Opus 77 for violin and orchestra followed by Prokofiev's Fifth Symphony in B-flat major, Opus 100. The concerto was the final celebration at the end of a long day recognizing the fortieth anniversary of the gemellaggio between Milan and St. Petersburg (they're twin cities, like bff betw. mayors and various local politicians), with our main man of the Mariinsky Theatre. Whoopy-doo!

Although the placards in front of La Scala announced that the event was completely sold out, and the commotion of large trucks with fancy recording robots parked in the dusk seemed to corroborate, the theater was barely at half capacity, and the orchestra floor was half full.

The lights were brought up, and an announcement was made that the performance would be dedicated to the memory of (the apparently hard to pronounce) Mstislav Rostropovich, and then the narrator went on to describe the alignment of the great late cellist with La Scala. Film crews lined the front palchi, so expect this one for the archives (Rai Tre was also there for a direct, live broadcast if anyone caught it).

The Bach was transcendent. I literally was lost in the music. Your eyes THE LIGHT THE HEAT your eyes I AM COMPLETE. heh. no fo’reals it was magnificent. Gergiev was scoreless and batonless (which is significant because later for Prokofiev, he elected for both items). Znaider is the b0mb.

At the end of the Bach, Znaider made gestures to begin his bis. As the audience quieted down, he made a nice speech in English explaining that he had the honor of working with Rostropovich and that he had left behind a vacuum of lameness, and he is severely missed. He then played Cello in D Minor - Saraband. Bach, in beautiful remembrance of his hero.

Then came the Prokofiev's Fifth and the harps, piano, and full percussion filed-out from the wings, giving us obnoxious, brash, jarring, and then lovely. Gergiev is the master and was like WHOS UR MAESTRO?!

Then at the end, everyone went insane and a waterfall of candy, flowers, unicorns, and kittens rained on the orchestra from above, and the kool aid man came crashing through the back wall and was like OH YEAH! Just kidding. It’s late and OC is too tired. More tomorrow…

Take No Prisoners: Jenůfa Premiere

OC returned a few hours ago from la prima of Janáček's Jenůfa at Teatro alla Scala, and has quite a few stories to tell (which will have to wait until tomorrow when a rosy-cheeked and bright-eyed OC has gotten a few hours of beauty sleep under her tired little head).

Amid endless curtain calls, wild cheering for conductor Lothar Koenigs, Miro Dvorsky's Laca, and of course, omg omg Anja Silja's wrenching Kostelnčka, it was immense. Scenery stripped bare, collapsing space, dynamic light, like a visualized Rothko -- this production put the holla back in La Scala.

It was Anja's show. ok anja you won at the opera.

I could totally see her backstage before the performance ripping water fountains off the wall and being like WHO WANTS A PIECE and then running amok knocking over vending machines. The woman is unstoppable.

Hahn Represents At Teatro Dal Verme

Opera Chic -- and about 400 Milanese senior citizens -- filled the immense Teatro dal Verme (pictured above, the omghistoric opera house where many masterpieces, among them Pagliacci, were staged for the first time) late yesterday afternoon to hear Maestro Francesco Maria Colombo lead the Orchestra I Pomeriggi Musicali in Reynaldo Hahn's operetta "Mozart, Commedia Musicale"...and to witness Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart personified as a young, Black, American soprano. RAWK! It flipping rawked...I mean, how cool is that?! 

Casual was mosdef in order, so I threw on an Alexander McQueen black silk ruffled blouse tucked into a pair of super-str8 legged khaki pants from Salvatore Ferragamo, a pair of platform burnt-orange espadrille wedges from Paul Smith, and a beige knit and leather trimmed Ferragamo bag. Frerrargarmo. heh.   

Reynaldo Hahn had a kewl life: Venezuelan by birth, but relocated to Franzz, and accepted at an early age to the Paris Conservatoire, where he was taught by Massenet, Gounod and Saint-Saëns; he also developed an affinity for Marcel Proust (who didn't?), and they became bf4e&E&E w/benefits ifyouknowhatimsayin. A bit obscure to a fan of meatier opera, OC's first impression of Hahn came from the gorgeous aria (Si mes vers avaient des ailes) sung by Bidú Sayão, so I was eager to know more of Hahn's quintessentially Belle Epoque work.

Maestro Colombo greeted the audience, but stepped-out in solemn spirit to announce that the afternoon performance would be dedicated to the memory of Mstislav Rostropovich, (bravo maestro), and then the auditorium rose to observe a moment of silence. On with the show:

The orchestra was arranged in front of a small, raised stage with three porticos where the action took place (photo above) among Mozart, Madame d'Epinay, a ballerina, and another voce recitante. There were a few ariettas, but most of the action was relayed as recitative. Throughout three acts, the score is full of Mozart melodies taken from Don Giovanni and Le Nozze di Figaro, thus the story weaves around fictitious portions of Mozart’s life in Paris. Hahn's operetta, evocative of La Bella Epoca style, tells the invented story of a young virgin Mozart's visit to Paris, and to the estate of la Madame d'Epinay where he thrills the host with music, and is determined to get laid amid a flutter of jealousy, secretive letters, and then a revolt that finally sends him away. Think: Dangerous Liaisons.

Because you know what you are in for with the performance, it's pretty hard to hold the show up to the standards of an opera. Sooo, we’ll leave it at this: Colombo conducted deftly (we've heard the same piece conducted by somebody else and Colombo's style -- light, elegant, tight -- really flew). The overture was rounded, quicksilver, and gorgeous. Colombo was in high spirits, and playfully conducted his corps. Aside from the overture, there is only a smattering of orchestra solos, but Colombo carried the entire performance swiftly. Lauren Michelle Criddle, the young American soprano in the role of Mozart, was lively, genuine, and sang well enough, but carries a small voice. But she made an awesome Mozart.

There’s another performance scheduled for Thursday, May 3 at 9pm if you’re inclined to get your Hahn on. Bonus: While you're killing time for the show to start (tkts available 1 hour before the show), you can check out Centro Estetico a block away, which has some of the most beautiful floors in all of Meelan. check it out vvvvvvv

Devia's Masterclass @ La Scala: Angela Gets Pwnd From 400 Miles Away

 

Tonight Opera Chic (wearing black & blue & masculine in deference to the new Campioni d'Italia: black Tod's ballerina shoes, black Costume National slacks, blue Gentry Comini blouse, black Miyake silky cotton jacket, red/white/emerald vintage Balenciaga silk scarf, Zenitissimo vintage watch, and swag in my vintage midollino Gucci black bag) has witnessed an event of extraordinary importance...a magic trick: Rome's unlucky Violetta, Angela Gheorghiu, has been srsly long-distance pwz0rd by Mariella Devia.

Devia's recital tonight at Teato alla Scala, until the last aria, had been a textbook case of jarring contrast: the frumpiest, lamest style (circa 1988 long red silk junior prom dress with sheer red sleeves like a figure-sk8ing outfit, bad reddish dye-job ...and no costume change during intermission omg), and very limited acting, almost constant stiff delivery, back-brace posture but with the cleanest, most flawless singing one is likely to hear in any opera house in this decade.

The decidedly uncharismatic Devia sang as if her sound had already been equalized, corrected, and digitally cleaned-up & amped in a studio: her delivery was so inhumanly flawless that, closing your eyes, you'd think that somebody had turned on the sound system and the lady (accompanied by a pretty plodding, uninspired pianist, Ms. Rosetta Cucchi) was just lip-synching.

It was a master class for the public, an overt "hay guys *this* is how you're supposed to sing opera" moment that would put most singers to shame  -- a singing lesson for contemporaries and, if anybody had the good sense to record this evening, for posterity.

Somewhat cold? Yeah, the way a Kubrick film can be cold -- the coldness of the "I'm so good at this I can do it blindfolded" master, or, in Devia's case, "I can do it with a bad case of laryngitis like what3vs".

After she tore through Rossini's Pensées Musicales as if they were a stick of half-melted buttah, she then proceeded to kill the second part of the recital as if simply singing the notes was the easiest thing in the world, without breaking a sweat or flashing a nervous smile. She enjoyed the monster ovation from the crowd, and it was the time for encores (keep in mind, she's been singing for almost one hour and 45 minutes at this point).

The piano lady (which btw, OC thinks is pretty kicka$$ to have female accompaniment...especially dressed in "screw-u-&-ur-dresscode" slack,s nonetheless) started playing a bare-bones Casta Diva, and you're like, no frkking way, kip, back it up. But it's on!! and Devia blows-up that soprano-killing-aria like it's a videogame and she's playing the L4MER level just for practice.

More cheering, clapping, people going insane, bis bis bis, elderly gentlemen yelling until they dropped their programs, society ladies clapping so hard the many pounds of gold and (blood) diamonds they're wearing around their wrists and their malnourished bones clash like bells.

And then -- around 10:15 pm Milan time -- Devia, who must have read lately how Opera di Roma has been selling Gheorghiu's Traviata as if the twin fighting ghosts of Callas and Tebaldi have been finally put to rest -- decided to send Angela a little txt message, something like, "cara angela listen 2 h0w violetta is s'posed 2 sound kthxbi xoxoxo to roburto".

So she starts "Addio del passato", and she (after almost two hours of singing) starts acting, and even if the pianist is plodding like mad, she attaches little pieces of lead to every note so that Verdi becomes Black Sabbath slowed down 10x and played backwards to try to evoke Satan or Rene Pape or something, and now she's acting, and she's getting all emo on us, and she's dying alone on that stage, it's almost unbearable -- Non croce col nome che copra quest'ossa -- and it becomes clear once again (like it does only when the very best ones are on the stage) Verdi is Shakespeare, inventor of the human, and you're all like, holy f4ck, Gheorghiu has been pwnd. Once again.

Angela -- the most hyped soprano in the last 20 years with the exception of younger, prettier (not necessarily more talented) Netrebko got served, twice in three days; first, live on-stage by a 71-year-old gramps who's as spent as William Holden in the last five minutes of The Wild Bunch. Then, 400 miles away, by a frumpster whose sublime technique and gilded voice managed to make a Steinway concert grand sound in comparison like the most garish, discordant instrument evar, and leaves the La Scala audience clamoring for encore after encore, which Devia gladly delivered.

Adriana Lecouvreur: Like Leftovers in the 'Fridge

*~*ciao adriana: ascolta mi dispiace dirtelo ma opera chic mi ha detto che non vuole restare con te ma rimanete cmq amici*~*

Ew. Just ew...to last night's secondary production of Adriana Lecouvreur at Teatro alla Scala. I actually went last night only to see if La Scala had implemented my request to place little tippy miniature toy dogs in little ruffled collars to run frantically throughout the scenes. But my demands were not met, and imho the artistic integrity of this production is suffering gr8ly. gr8ly.

OC left after Act III's spendid ballet scene, an outted junkie for ephemeral moments of elegance and grace. And I knew that if I *really* needed a fix, at the OC Headquarters awaited the Adriana Decca Tebaldi/Del Monaco/Simionato Santa Cecilia recording. (Will the real Adriana Lecouvreur please stand up?) heh

I strolled down to La Scala casual -- as most of the La Scala Milan boujie contingent is still off cavorting and skiing in the mountains -- in dark rinse str8 leg Lucien Pellat Finet jeans, topped with a black/white gingham Chloe blouse, Tod's black ballerina mocs, and a vintage Pringle black cashmere cardigan to combat chills. yay.

Irene Cerboncini appeared in Act I in a completely different dress than our lady of the bewbs Daniela Dessì had donned for la prima. Whereas Dessì looked like a hot mess, Cerboncini (having a few inches on her), was in a more conservative gown (with a much higher neckline), sans golden knickers. Aria “Io son l'umile ancella” was another hot mess, and Cerboncini could have benefited from more warm-up time. The audience responded with lukewarm applause and not a single brava was hurled from the loggione (although I don’t think any of the loggione regulars would have been caught dead there last night). But Cerboncini's acting was engaging, and she worked it with a less fierce bent than Dessì. The chemistry between Mario Malagnini's Maurizio and Cerboncini was superficial, and they did those lame, obscured neck-kisses circa Hollywood 1940.

Act II's "Acerba voluttà…O vagabonda stella" from Principessa di Bouillon's secondary Anna Smirnova was, well, it was. Act III's ballet greeted me again with that awesome puffy cloud machine, that I would totally buy and put in the house and ride like every day, but it probably uses-up too much electricity, which is as precious as saffron or kopi luwak ‘round these parts.

Act IV had the fragrant Milan air slapping me in the face. cya! peace in the middle east! From here I promise myself no more sloppy seconds. Play or get played…

Recap: Adriana Lecouvreur at Teatro alla Scala

Last night being la prima of Adriana Lecouvreur at Teatro alla Scala, Opera Chic had to be there. As Milan is entering warmer temperatures since the return from the Dolomites (with temperatures in the 70s -- *Fahrenheit obvs), yesterday evening called for lighter dress. I slung on a Junko Koshino little black dress that I scored from a friend, paired with Boule De Neige black stilettos, topped with a cream vintage Moroccan silk shawl and a black Yves Saint Laurent Muse bag; an ultra-chunky 1970s Rolex Submariner men's watch, and some 80s vintage Barneys blinging gold chains.

It seemed like none of the swanky Milanese regulars were out to represent last night, still on vacation in Switzerland (teh lamez0rs) or Toscana (meh), and La Scala was at half capacity, filled with mostly tourists and out-of-towners. Instead of the usually-crammed six-seat palchi, last night favored a more comfortable two. By the beginning of Act IV after the second intermission, only three-quarters of the platea (orchestra floor) was filled, and many palchi vacant. sigh. We can irresponsibly shift blame of the absence and apparent unpopularity on the fact that Easter holiday in Milan provides a giant break from work and school, allowing flight to the mountains for holiday. However, the truth is much more irritating and depressing.

As Opera Chic has already mentioned here, few snobs are more dangerous (or more misguided) than the anti-Cilea snobs. Because around here, apparently Francesco Cilea has been totally blacklisted by the kewl kids for, like, decades. He was considered like Catalani, a horribly lowbrow one-hit wonder who only ever wrote one good aria, in his case, “Io son l'umile ancella”, OC’s like most favorite, resonating aria evar (which you can hear Dessì sing on her website via real media here).

For that reason, when they asked Carlos Kleiber which opera he'd like to conduct next and he answered to the adoring Milanese snobs, "Adriana Lecouvreur, of course, a most elegant opera", and the room fell immediately silent -- only Mascagni, our beloved genius, has been more widely dissed by the alleged opera-experts here. So Cilea doesn't really get the love he deserves.

Luckily, Daniela Dessì is insanely popular here, getting countless ovations and herds of bouquets and wild cheers. Adriana Lecouvreur, though, is still box office poison at La Scala. Which is why OC had the most enjoyable evening, almost alone in her palco box (instead of sharing it with five other mouth-breathers).

Act I had us backstage at the Comédie Française, and the scene of the elegant and resonating aria, “Io son l'umile ancella”. Dessì was slow to warm (as well as the orchestra until they found their full sound around the end of Act I), and the aria did not captivate as it has in the past with OC’s favorite Adriana Mirella Freni (who sung the same staging of Adriana Lecouvreur at La Scala in 1989 with Gavazzeni conducting, found on this DVD). But the lackluster aria didn’t matter, as the loggionisti have a well-known, publicly-flaunted gigant0r crush on her, and they shouted at least four brava at the end of the aria. (look at me im in love with dessì ever since i started goign to opera ive been in love with her).

Costumes were sumptuous, and everyone was clothed in eighteenth century, French court pieces. Lighting was superb for the ailing Opera Chic (still struggling to readjust to the headaches that the Milan air always brings) and was very dim and soothing, leaving most scenes in tepid light.

Dessì, in costume (within a costume) was bedecked in long gold knickers, platform golden pumps, and a royal blue kimono/dutch robe with a tiara. Not lots of bewbage, tho. The play-within-a-play action consistently happens deep, deep, deep in the back of the stage, where a glass-cage pyramid traps the proceedings. The glass triangle occupies the stage throughout the four acts, so anyone with crappy seats in the side palchi is basically screwed, and will not catch the subtle, elegant nuances. teh suck 4u!!

Fabio Armiliato’s Maurizio was amazing, and begin adeptly with La dolcissima effigie. A full, lovely voice and great presence, the chemistry between him and Dessì was pretty hawt, obvs.

After the first pausa into Act II, we had Luciana D'Intino's Principessa di Bouillon interpretation of Acerba voluttà…O vagabonda stella, and it was powerful…as the orchestra had found their place, and the audience went insane with more brava than they had hurled at Dessì. Luciana D’Intino, as Dessì’s nemesis, garnered great respect and praise from the audience, rightfully so.

IMHO, this opera would be so much better if there were little tippy dogs running around the stage with little ruffled collars...like Adriana having on-leash a little toy breed like a little yorkshire terrier or little pomeranian running around at her heels pewping themselves. I know they drop pewp everywhere and fight/bark and are totally unpredictable and run underfoot, but couldn't they give them doggy valium or something?? These high court scenes are always bland, devoid of little doggies! OC demands a revision! I am not amused! Bring these doggie puppets to my sight!

Act III at the Hôtel de Bouillon is sumptuous, and the ballet even better. With Dormi, dormi, o pastorello!, the gorgeous ballet unfolds: Juno, Mercury...and Athena riding down from the heavens in a chariot of mechanized, stylized clouds (soooo marvelous...it is worth every every € of a €€€€ seat just to be hypnotized by those trippy puffy clouds), and  ending with Venus tipping from her shell. Adriana was put in a coral-orange gown, that once again, did not flaunt the bewbage. ;__;

Act IV is Adriana in bed behind the glass pyramid, where she later wakes and sings her awesome death scene. Her Poveri fiori was outstanding, and when she was done singing, it appeared as if the loggionisti wanted to have her baby, gauging by the insane reaction. The death scene was outstanding, and resonated deeply. Her insanity was so gripping, that one almost couldn’t wait for her to expire. Die already crazy lady! *shakes fist* This final scene was also the uncovering of Dessì’s cavorting bewbs, and they were off teh hook. It was like the final unveiling of her hidden super powers, her cleavage as a delicious weapon.

The final curtain call was a well-deserved ovation for Dessì, Armiliato, and D’Intino. Endless bouquets of flowers rained-down on Dessì from the upper gallerie. Milan is a fickle b*tch, but when you are praised here, the captivating emotion and laudation is almost unfathomable...OC doesn’t endorse those trite “20 things to do before you die” lists and whatnot, but watching that kind of raw admiration and approval is definitely something to be added to that list of adventures.

Hmmmm:

• Sneak aboard a NASA Shuttle to the International Space Station √
• Race with the bulls in Pamplona √
• Seduce a Venetian gondolier √
• Get wasted on mint juleps at the Kentucky Derby √
• Hear La Scala’s loggionisti go insane for one of their coveted √

okay i can die happy k tnx bi.

Adriana Lecouvreur at Teatro alla Scala

Here are some images to hold you over until tomorrow's review (with more pictures)!

Above: Daniela Dessì's curtain call of Cilea's Adriana Lecouvreur la prima, April 10, 2007 at Teatro alla Scala, Milan.

Above: Curtain call after Act II of Cilea's Adriana Lecouvreur la prima, April 10, 2007 at Teatro alla Scala, Milan.

(Above: Adriana Lecouvreur la prima, April 10, 2007 at Teatro alla Scala...yay for daylight savings time!) 

Io Sono L'Umile Ancella: Dessì's Tessitura, from F4 to 34DD

Opera Chic has just come home from a wonderful night at la Scala; coming soon, her review (with photos) of Adriana Lecouvreur, of Daniela Dessì's humongous-sized talent (and b00bs) and the awesome voice of tenor Fabio Armiliato, who is so much more than just Dessì's boytoy -- suffice to say for now that he sometimes managed to steal the show from under Daniela's gravity-defying, cantilevered décolletage.

Posting later tonight...

La dame aux Camélias Initial Recap

Back from the marathon La dame aux Camélias at Teatro alla Scala, where two twenty-minute gaping-wide intermissions added to an already exhausting night of dancing, and Opera Chic is all too ready to fall into bed. Tomorrow will come a full report, but for now, here’s a quick recap:

• Roberto Bolle makes sexay-time with some random slut and then Alessandra Ferri, which is kind of h0tt, but then sulks like an annoying emo fanboy after the dirty deed with the former. (^so^ not hot) 
• Bolle hones his $kill$ as a break-dancer, demonstrating some particularly sweeet 80s' street moves; courtesy of Neumeier.
• Alessandra Ferri dodges a shoddy, unraveling tutu for ten precarious minutes during Act II. La costumière must be pretty embarrassed.
• Some drunk lady’s bracelet crashes loudly down from the galleria onto a piece of stage. It was probably a David Aubrey. just sayin'...
• The orchestra left the pit for Act II to go play pool; or they went to smoke something-something.
• The pianississimo of this ballet quickly displayed that OC isn't nearly the only one sick in Milan.

Did that make any sense at all? Other than that, I’m convinced that Ferri will forever look like she’s sixteen, and Bolle has dropped so much weight since his golden thong-encased Marcia Trionfale that his waist is now smaller than Ferri’s. Or maybe even smaller than his own neck. Ew.

Salome: It pretty much rawked.

From last night’s la prima of Strauss’ Salome at Teatro alla Scala, the staging is basically the same as this DVD from a few years ago, which is the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden BBC filming that was conducted by Christoph von Dohnányi, and starred Catherine Malfitano as Salome, and Jochanaan as Bryn Terfel. It is also somewhat the same as the Salzburg Festival production from 1992, with a few modifications.

For those who are thinking of going: if you sit anywhere stage right for this production, you won’t see anything. I mean nothing. Bondy has implemented a very user-unfriendly, deep staging that left a few of OC’s friends from last night (who had very expensive palchi) very dissatisfied.

(Image of Bondy-directed Salome from the 15 euro production catalog.)

The scenery resembled an underground utility space evocative of the maze-like concrete structures that stretch under many USA colleges. Jochanaan’s cistern was a cavernous, menacing trench in the ground (heh: he was a cave troll), which was flanked by an angled ramp, where much of the action and flitting of Salome took place (she took a full roll down it during the Dance of the Seven Veils, wrapped like a mummy in a silver scarf, and shedding the layers as she tumbled downwards).

Nadja Michael's Salome adhered to her latest quotes and description from La Repubblica. She came across as an immature, annoying, spoiled sixteen-year old girl. Her swimmer’s form gave her an agile, toned, athletic edge, and she leapt around the stage as lithely as a gymnast. She commanded a full voice, with deafening passages that somehow even soared above Harding’s super-thunderous conducting. She rose to the demand of the incredibly difficult music, and was petit enough to be somatically-convincing of the part (at thirty-seven years, she is nevertheless petite and fresh-faced enough to pull-off a teenager). La Danza dei Sette Veli was choreographed by a ballerina, and retained that signature. The dance was difficult (and was lauded more for technique/skill rather than interpretation), and had so many opportunities for the soprano to stumble or falter, but she pulled it off wonderfully.

Jochanaan was Falk Struckmann, with a powerful voice, and a towering presence. The one thing lacking in this Salome was the complete absence of sexy. It just wasn’t there. The combination of cold blue lighting, with the rawk-hard body of Nadja Michael, and the fact that she remained covered in her diaphanous layers just didn’t bring tha passion. She had stated in that La Repubblica article, “La mia danza e' si piena di erotismo...” But I saw more erotic behavior on that C-SPAN Senate hearing on School Food Nutrition.

Harding was fluent, and purveyed a huge, distressing sound. The loggionisti lost their pewp during his curtain call, but he was well-deserving. Chilling at parts, especially during "Ah! Ich habe deinen Mund gekusst, Jochanann." He proficiently suffused the score with full expression during Salome’s delirious moments of joy, and then turned the sound absolutely chilly during moments of insanity. He was amazingly proficient.

And those “few egregious moments” yesterday?: As Herod's Jewish guests arrived in full white beards and tallitot, there were a few grumblings from the loggione, mine included. They were clearly arguing theology in an exaggerated debate, one even wielding a scrolled torah. Ok fine. whatevs. But what I don’t understand is this: at one point, there were a dozen Hassidim lined-up stage left, two rows deep, pressed against the wall, and praying/davening to mimic the Western Wall. F-wording F, what the hell was that all about?

The worst transgression? Later in action, when Salome demands the head of Jochanaan from Herodes, and he tries to placate her desire with the hidden jewels and riches of her mother, six of the Hassidum come out of the wings, acting in the background. They stand together, rending their hands in greedy desire, jostling each other, pointing insanely at the jewelry, and holding each other back from rushing to steal the tempting pile of jewels that Herodes slowly displays. lol greedy jews omg they want those emeralds so bad. I normally like Bondy, but in this production he came across as an a$$h0le, and I have no idea what would make anyone think different.

Nicely, the gore-factor wasn’t there either (OC isn’t a big fan), with Jochanaan’s head wrapped in a sparsely bloody white cloth. At the finale, Salome was squished to death by four riot gear cops with full-blown shields that crowded her. Like she stole a new dvd player in a riot or something and they caught her.

Oh noes. Opera Chic has just wandered into a wireless blindspo

Initial Report: March 6, 2007 La Scala Salome la prima

(OC is teh suck at using the new camera. Here is a blurry, over-exposed curtain call for your enjoyment! yay!)

I went to Salome at La Scala tonight because I constantly crave the brief flicker of warmth that only La Scala can provide me. heh. just playin.

I actually went because thanks to Harding (thou art that of questionable popularity & following), la prima wasn’t sold-out, and tickets were abundant. I also went because of rumors that the loggionisti would find Luc Bondy’s direction so dreadful, that hearty booing would possibly ensue during curtain call.

Well, apparently everyone was feeling civilized tonight, and the only disapproval heard was a smattering of jeers for Iris Vermillion's Herodias. Harding’s conducting was full of pathos, frantic and visceral, and completely adept, that he was treated to waves of apropos cheers. Nadja Michael's Salome was immense (more on her lithe dancing tomorrow), and she was appropriately commended. Falk Struckmann's Jochanaan was yummy.

Despite a few egregious moments (mostly concerning really horribly exaggerated stereotyping), it was a pretty banging night -- regardless of the fact that it had been rendered completely devoid of sexiness, and was overall pretty damn sterile.

...and btw, a kind reader sent OC a recording of the finale, which can be found via a YouSendIt link here.