(Photos by Chris Heads)
Charlotte Church only came here to do two things: curse like a sailor and drink beer -- and it looks like she's all out of beer. The 24-year-old Welsh singer is featured in American men's magazine Esquire this month in an article called, "You're Just Angry Because You've Got Sucha A Small One" that burned people left and right. The recently separated (from her rugby player Gavin Henson) mother of two "Welsh pocket rocket" revealed that she she buys all her lingerie online (who does that?!) and loves Christian Louboutins (who doesn't?) She also inferred that The Queen is senile, Tony Blair's a pervert, George Bush is an idiot, and Simon Cowell's a charlatan. What? We'll bet that all of that came out wrong. You can read a few highlights here.
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