You know, all due respect to that big piece of beefy baritone that is Erwin Schrott, and big blessings to the bebbe-to-be of the Netrebko-Schrott couple, but this quote in a (bad) interview in today's Observer:
What about the rumours she had affairs with both Justin Timberlake and Robbie Williams. 'I liked Justin, but he was too young.'
made us realize that Anna, by shooting down poor h0rny Justin Timberlake's pass at her, chose not to create a new golden era of popularity for opera.
Let OC explain:
Just as we recently imagined the monster crossover appeal of Juan Diego Florez getting married to Beyoncé (we like la Trappa but the star powah just isn't there), Netrebko + Timberlake would have meant a huge goldmine of media exposure for opera.
I mean, think of Netrebka showing up with Justin at the MTV Awards, Justin sampling Berlioz, Timbaland as special guest at the Vienna Staatsoper when Justin's there in the royal box wearing a tuxedo and Anna's on stage; Rolando Villazon having a steamy love story with Leona Lewis; rappers going to la Scala to catch some lieder recital; kids going nuts for opera after seeing Jay-Z date Garanca and declare that "Haendel is gangsta"; Madge Kozena going out with (monstrously hawt) soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo; Domingo dating Hillary Clinton. Angela Gheorghiu and Shaquille O'Neal. Lorin Maazel and Paris Hilton (just hold the secks video this time, PLEASE).
That'd mean paparazzi frenzies for opera singers; downtown Vienna like the Sunset Strip; Covent Garden as celebrity magnet, Ralph Fiennes going out with Patrizia Ciofi.
As David Beckham became known to all the people who don't care about soccer by marrying an otherwise lame, washed-up, soon-to-be-ex popstar, what opera needs to boost its popularity and crossover appeal is not opera singers doing popera records, but celebrity intermarriage.
Instead, Anna shot Justin down, and nothing of the sort happened.
In the photo below, Timberlake pining for Anna Bananna.