Born-again pianist Stephen Hough hates your cell phone, and hates you, too.
I don't mind the odd rasp of a cough, or rustle of a programme; but
a jingle from the depths of someone's pocket or pocket-book is about as
annoying as anything can be. Perhaps an instant fine of $2,000 would be
the incentive needed for people simply to check and make sure the
wretched things are switched off
