Vittorio "I Look Kinda Like A Poor Woman's Orlando Bloom, Don't I?" Grigolo, young cute tenor and ex Angela Gheorghiu boy-for-one-night (because after the first night she ran away and dumped his a$$), has flown to Sidney with maestro Gianluigi "Yes, Renato, Go Ahead And Let That Encore Rip, Angela Will Love It" Gelmetti, Daniela Barcellona, Roberto Scandiuzzi and Anna Rita Taliento for a Rossini Stabat Mater.
Now, we'd love to have been on that looooooooong Qantas flight London-to-Sidney just to listen in on the Gelmetti-Grigolo gossip. Stuff for educated palates, and all that, of course.
And, sorry, but "Little Pavarotti" made us roffle.
