For those uninitiated, dontdatehimgirl.com is a website that routinely gets passed-around various forums, for the sheer hilarity that it can provide for the masses of terribly bored internauts. It is an interactive website; a haven for bitter, jilted women, who congregate to create profiles outing/slandering their former womanizing, philandering playas and cheaters, and to warn prospective dates about their myriad unfaithful ways.
Although dontdatehimgirl is filled to the brim with dubious tales of predictable playas with a knack for neglecting, cheating, lying, and drugging...if one is so boldly inclined, a search for conductors and/or semi-professional musicians can yield quite a bevy of matches.
One such notable entry is that of a certain American conductor [""Orchestra Conductor""], currently employed by almost half a dozen American regional symphonies around the country, including the Colorado Youth Symphony Orchestra.
Since the web is a truly kinetic thing, and the nature of these websites is highly indiscreet/unsubstantiated, Niezen’s profile from last week was pulled. This google cache shows his entry, which at one time simply stated from a jilted lover:
He's a "hit and run" guy.
Potential casualty: your heart. He will treat you like a disposable object once he has "scored."
lol “scored” lol get it?!
The outed conductor is an unabashed target of someone’s scornful insanity, and although his profile has disappeared, he gets compiled with others cheating musicians on various lists throughout the site. The lists explain:
"The following are names of those profiled up here, who either are musicians or who are alleged to have used music to con/woo women, or are in the entertainment industry, alleged to use them up, alleged to use sex and attention the wrong way to hurt women, or have allegedly called women by disrespectful names…basically who allegedly use musicianship (via ‘male bonding’) to disrespect women, or who might be in the ‘music industry’, or who project the ‘groupie’ mentality on them, even if they are not groupies."
Other notables include musicians in professional orchestras around the USA. One jilted lover writes:
"I found out luckily not too late that this jerk cheats on every girlfriend he has including his current. He plays bass in the minn orchestra. We met and he told me he was single. I got excited because he seems to good to be true. Noticed that he didn't introduce me to any friends [...] He's a charmer though. Very sweet and pretends to be caring like your the only girl for him and he doesn't think that you'd ever go for a nobody like him. He's not particularly hot but when he pulls mister sensitive, he knows what he's doing. That's the hook. Be careful!!!!!!!"
Dishing the dirt never got more insane. Opera Chic doesn't particularly care if these are legit or not; and regardless of trolling, they are pretty entertaining.
But whatever happened to the good ol' days when conductors (Furtwängler, Toscanini, et al) could go about their licentious ways without being targeted?
Here are a few of my additions:
- Big Willy "Er furtwänglert" Furtwängler: Didn't want to date him in tha 1st place cuz he didn't have n e hawt friends or a hawt brother or even a kewl car. Then he wouldnt stop pming me and asking me to go to bayreuth with him. When we got back to Berlin, i found out he wuz cheating tHA WHOLE TIME!!!!! whatevs. i downloaded a leaked copy of his beethoven's 5th and it sucked ne way. He was all like, 'Wars in foreign places dont bother me'. Then he wanted me to go to Switzerland with him and was like ooookay no tnx cya l8r. Ladies stay away!!!
- Karl "zzzzzzz" Böhm: Not hawt. Prides himself on his high scores of Wii Guitar Hero. He's all like 'HAY I'm awezzom with the chix0rs. I'm like a predator, but with teh secks. I'm like a s3xual predator.' He had to break-down all social situations into conducting statistics because it was the only way he could ocmprehend ne thing. Girls, u'v been warned. A giant bore!!!!11!!!
- Georg "Call me George" Jochum: Said he wuz loaded, with like a 10-digit salary. I believed him and then he took me to his apartment (HE LIVES IN BASEMENT W/ HIS MOTHER), and he drove a (eeewwwww) honda civic dx. Gave me a glass of boxed wine. His mobile was on silent the WHOLE TIME /shady. The next day, I did'nt answer his 50 txts. He finally got the message and was like: sry, i dont date hoes i play 'em. Run the otha way, ladies!!!!
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